Well it is done, Pa, that blasted year's left, Us... right where We wanted to fuickin be! I had no intention of surrendering nothing to these Pigs. and, Slap/Daddy, this OhShit IS before theCourts; any time i'm ready! Contary to hat i was expecting: needing to taks some fool up to theBench for threatening me on-line, where i would have needed surrender myComputer to theAthorities, i instead have the exactCase i wanted_Religious-Persuition, and, theBitch i have to take to Court, just happens to be a local nut-job; of the neighbourhood verity. This shit is finished! I have every intention soon, of walking into the- Palace-of-Justice down on St.laurent Blvd._draging that noNothing, loud-mouthed, self-rightious, blasphiming, hypocritical, Mrs.Oal`Bitzh, next-door, and, playing those, video phone-recordings; where she screeming at me_every time i eather leave or enter the building. And i got about ten(10)of them filthy-fuckers too!
Quite truthfully...i have to do something, because, with her always holding her phone in one-hand_pretending Chi about to_for some un-knowen & fake reason_call theCops, and, her reaching behind herself with the other hand_as though Che got a knife just inside her apartment-door, i don't know that i'm even all that safe anymore. That woman dammed crazy, man, and, it's just gotta come to an end, now!
I mean, there's no law that says i can't put my Internet-addresse's in my window,but, certianly to carry-on the way she does about it, is a far cry from legal, and, in-fact is harrassment! And i'm all but shocked her loving-kids, didn't tell her about it; some time when they come over to the building_once or twice at-least every week. Me! The whole lot-of-them, should be locked-up in some mental-aslium, and, the keys for their departure should quickly be seccured by management!
Saturday, 31 December 2011
Friday, 30 December 2011
The Last Friday
Oh Father: Why hast thee forsaken me?
Here i have been on Twitter nearly three years now; which incidently might just be about how long 'they' have been on-line, and, only on the last Friday of the year_have i now realized what it's all about!
I feel almost like an absolute idiot, because, i thought for all these years_the best way to reach the spisific people i was intrested in, was simply to #hashtag, not realizing the other half to that equaision was, Trending Topics!
Never mind the fact_if it's true, and it is-that, Pope John Paul II, once titled me as "the First Saint of the Inter-net", and that therefore_by ordanary peoples standards_there really shouldn't be much about the Internet, i havn't already figured-out; especially when one considers i have been on-line_giong on to Twelve years now!
Oh Yeah Sure, i'm as common & ordanary as the next person. Going on-line and hooking-up to Social-media comunities, especially with a name like mine_is a powerfull_if not quite personal experiance. I mean, baby...it's a high to be able to present yourself as possably the greatest man that ever lived_within known human-history; Come-On! That's not what i went on-line for however; beliving my mission much more important than my personal gratifacation. So suprizingly or not, for my`self, the situation actually is_in meny ways, as normal as it gets! And neather could it probably be, or, appear to me as anything else_than what it is, because, after all...it is true and on this subject i know in my heart, i have never told a lie, or, tried even to mislead anybody; at least not anyone, or anytime that i know of. The world, or at least the numb-skulls running it, have proclaimed me as, Jesus Christ, and, it's not my fault_if they're not telling you about it!
But when i think about the ammount of time i have wasted, simply because i didn't understand one simple key; which could have been used to open-up this social-media thing_such as the differiance between 'hashtaging' and trending-topics on Twitter, it almost makes my head want to explode! And here i thought it was the tight eye-glasses around my aging crown_which was responsible for giving me all these headakes!
Anyway...All i can say is: "It that was the last Friday of year 2011, and i none-the-less have now learned this valubale lesson, well, just bring-on Two-thousand and Twelve, baby, because i sure as fuck have finally been clad in armor; of which i never before knew existed, but, am fully capabul of utilizing_for the betterment of human-kind!"
Amen
Here i have been on Twitter nearly three years now; which incidently might just be about how long 'they' have been on-line, and, only on the last Friday of the year_have i now realized what it's all about!
I feel almost like an absolute idiot, because, i thought for all these years_the best way to reach the spisific people i was intrested in, was simply to #hashtag, not realizing the other half to that equaision was, Trending Topics!
Never mind the fact_if it's true, and it is-that, Pope John Paul II, once titled me as "the First Saint of the Inter-net", and that therefore_by ordanary peoples standards_there really shouldn't be much about the Internet, i havn't already figured-out; especially when one considers i have been on-line_giong on to Twelve years now!
Oh Yeah Sure, i'm as common & ordanary as the next person. Going on-line and hooking-up to Social-media comunities, especially with a name like mine_is a powerfull_if not quite personal experiance. I mean, baby...it's a high to be able to present yourself as possably the greatest man that ever lived_within known human-history; Come-On! That's not what i went on-line for however; beliving my mission much more important than my personal gratifacation. So suprizingly or not, for my`self, the situation actually is_in meny ways, as normal as it gets! And neather could it probably be, or, appear to me as anything else_than what it is, because, after all...it is true and on this subject i know in my heart, i have never told a lie, or, tried even to mislead anybody; at least not anyone, or anytime that i know of. The world, or at least the numb-skulls running it, have proclaimed me as, Jesus Christ, and, it's not my fault_if they're not telling you about it!
But when i think about the ammount of time i have wasted, simply because i didn't understand one simple key; which could have been used to open-up this social-media thing_such as the differiance between 'hashtaging' and trending-topics on Twitter, it almost makes my head want to explode! And here i thought it was the tight eye-glasses around my aging crown_which was responsible for giving me all these headakes!
Anyway...All i can say is: "It that was the last Friday of year 2011, and i none-the-less have now learned this valubale lesson, well, just bring-on Two-thousand and Twelve, baby, because i sure as fuck have finally been clad in armor; of which i never before knew existed, but, am fully capabul of utilizing_for the betterment of human-kind!"
Amen
Monday, 26 December 2011
My Hollywood's
What can i say about my Hollywoods, and, i think what i really mean is: Reporters, News-casters, and, "60 Minute" like-types. Last night, i watched probably about four(4)hours of television. No, don't be silly! I didn't mean that after four hours, i turned the set off, since T.V. around this house, is a Twenty-four(24)hour a day activity, and, when i'm not home_it's still on; so as i don't have to miss a second; waiting for it to warm-up when i return/as-if.
Last night, however, was a particularly grueling excersize; since the four hours we are talking about here, were shows on such topics as, Nostradamus and other "End-time Prophesies". Quite frankly, this shit has to be frightening for most people to handle at the-best-of-times. When Establishment has secretly told you however, as they have done in my case that: You are the person who is supposed to usher-in the end of this world-age, and, that in fact you are, Jesus Christ...well i guess one can easily understand how such subject-matter must effect me personally/Right?
The thing is: In less than a year from now, people like, Anderson Cooper, and his lot, will all be making statements on-air, about my ancient Mayin peoples, and how they predicted the end of this world-age. For the most-part, those pending statements_made by my, Hollywoods, will be done-so in a sense of pure nerviousness, although it is obviously doubtfull humanity will realize just how nervious these people are, since_after-all...they are Actors, and, also for the most-part, pritty good at their chosen craft.
At the end of the day, i may be able to eventually forgive my Hollywoods, for what they have all too often done against me; such as using information i gave them_to blackmail and further advance the recognition of their indivigual careers. It is however, very unlickly i shall ever forget, or, prevent myself from expossing unto the world_just how treatcherious that bunch really is. Surely, i may never be able to wash the innocent-blood from my hands_that they have so callasly spilled there. But if there is a hope in Heaven, once they know of their guilt, maybe within their own hearts_finally they may start to ask at least, my Father, for both His guidance, and, perhaps too_even His forgivness.
Obviously, someone such as myself_able to take on such an idenity as, theChrist, and able to own-it, realizes that in this world, it is highly unlickly masses of people are ever going to understand how it was possable such a lowly-sinner as myself, could ever have become what i have; especially since humanity has apparently produced such a limitted amount of humans_with any true comprehendsion for Biblical-prophesy. My bad...perhaps, but, none-the-less true. There are, in spite of that, meny signs all around us; which given the adiquate alotment of time, or history to pass, will undoubdably prove to the then existing man-kind that indeed, i really was here, and, who i claimed to be; according to what as the original, Jesus Christ, once said: "They Say That I Am."
So yeah...as far as i'm concerned, my Hollywoods, can kiss my royal black-ass! I don't need them to claim my existance_any more now, than i will in say a Thousand years from now, and, after this world has sercome to its Great Awakening. When the ice-sheets roll-back, and, humanity claws its way once more onto the surface_prepaired to commit all manner of iniquity against Mother Nature, and, the very planet itself, there will be phisical-signs in the Heavens, that will have proven all that i needed them to.
In-other-words: Just as the 1st, Christ, rode-in_while a star beaconed His arrivel, on the Twenty-fifth of December, 2011, the Heavens produced another Christmass-comet; that streaked across the skies for all of humanity to witness. And, my friends, it is very unlickly_that were i to live another Hundred years, there is anything i could ever say-or-do, that could compair to a Heavenly-statement such as that.
Amen
Last night, however, was a particularly grueling excersize; since the four hours we are talking about here, were shows on such topics as, Nostradamus and other "End-time Prophesies". Quite frankly, this shit has to be frightening for most people to handle at the-best-of-times. When Establishment has secretly told you however, as they have done in my case that: You are the person who is supposed to usher-in the end of this world-age, and, that in fact you are, Jesus Christ...well i guess one can easily understand how such subject-matter must effect me personally/Right?
The thing is: In less than a year from now, people like, Anderson Cooper, and his lot, will all be making statements on-air, about my ancient Mayin peoples, and how they predicted the end of this world-age. For the most-part, those pending statements_made by my, Hollywoods, will be done-so in a sense of pure nerviousness, although it is obviously doubtfull humanity will realize just how nervious these people are, since_after-all...they are Actors, and, also for the most-part, pritty good at their chosen craft.
At the end of the day, i may be able to eventually forgive my Hollywoods, for what they have all too often done against me; such as using information i gave them_to blackmail and further advance the recognition of their indivigual careers. It is however, very unlickly i shall ever forget, or, prevent myself from expossing unto the world_just how treatcherious that bunch really is. Surely, i may never be able to wash the innocent-blood from my hands_that they have so callasly spilled there. But if there is a hope in Heaven, once they know of their guilt, maybe within their own hearts_finally they may start to ask at least, my Father, for both His guidance, and, perhaps too_even His forgivness.
Obviously, someone such as myself_able to take on such an idenity as, theChrist, and able to own-it, realizes that in this world, it is highly unlickly masses of people are ever going to understand how it was possable such a lowly-sinner as myself, could ever have become what i have; especially since humanity has apparently produced such a limitted amount of humans_with any true comprehendsion for Biblical-prophesy. My bad...perhaps, but, none-the-less true. There are, in spite of that, meny signs all around us; which given the adiquate alotment of time, or history to pass, will undoubdably prove to the then existing man-kind that indeed, i really was here, and, who i claimed to be; according to what as the original, Jesus Christ, once said: "They Say That I Am."
So yeah...as far as i'm concerned, my Hollywoods, can kiss my royal black-ass! I don't need them to claim my existance_any more now, than i will in say a Thousand years from now, and, after this world has sercome to its Great Awakening. When the ice-sheets roll-back, and, humanity claws its way once more onto the surface_prepaired to commit all manner of iniquity against Mother Nature, and, the very planet itself, there will be phisical-signs in the Heavens, that will have proven all that i needed them to.
In-other-words: Just as the 1st, Christ, rode-in_while a star beaconed His arrivel, on the Twenty-fifth of December, 2011, the Heavens produced another Christmass-comet; that streaked across the skies for all of humanity to witness. And, my friends, it is very unlickly_that were i to live another Hundred years, there is anything i could ever say-or-do, that could compair to a Heavenly-statement such as that.
Amen
Friday, 23 December 2011
You are Denied
I really hate it when i meet somebody on-line_who claims to know me, or, understand even what i have become, only within days, and, usually without eather any provacation or reason at all_suddenly claim they no-longer belive me. It's such an insult, and, slap in the face; always leaving me with the feeling_this person, who`ever they happen to be at-the-time, well...it's almost as though they are trying to deliberty insult me, and, attempt to make everything that has happened in this world_through the very existance of me_seem insignificant. It in-fact: has the very appearience that if i actually were this person, and, not mearly fulfilling the prophetic-role of Christ, in the living-world, why they might be attempting to once more throw me back up-on that fucking cross_where Two-thousand years ago_they placed Him! And WE can ownly guess at reasons why people should wish to do that!
I can't help what folks think it means for a world with a returned Christ in it, any more than i can change the fact that my Peers have agreed that i am He. That's like asking me to stop the earth from spinning on its axcess; not that some people actually belive_if i am this person, i shouldn't be able to do that too!!
Personally, i think people just have to stop expecting so much from me, or, whoever they think, Jesus Christ, is supposed to be. I mean, what is it they think i am supposed to know for sure. What i know for sure, is: Oprah friggin Winfrey & Rosie blasted O'Doneal, riped me off for their magazine-ideas, and, all the most powerfull people on earth not ownly know it, but, they have used this information for both corruption, and, to change the face of the earth_in ways mear mortals are not expected to realize. What i know for sure, is: George Walker FucKing Bush (DUBYA) used that information_to blackmail his way into, Iraq, and in so doing_spilled innocent-blood on my hands!! And what i know for sure, is: if there is a God, or, some power in the universe_greater than man, and let's just hope there is/ haha lol, well wouldn't it be my duty to tell what i know; no matter what the cost, and, no matter whos belifes might have to be shattered?/!!
So Yea...Some people might wish to think i am going to end-up in Hell, because of this quest i might be on. But ask-your-self...if these things are true, and, i say nothing about them, does that not make me equal to my enemy, and, would i not already be in this Hell they speak so boldly of?
Amen
I can't help what folks think it means for a world with a returned Christ in it, any more than i can change the fact that my Peers have agreed that i am He. That's like asking me to stop the earth from spinning on its axcess; not that some people actually belive_if i am this person, i shouldn't be able to do that too!!
Personally, i think people just have to stop expecting so much from me, or, whoever they think, Jesus Christ, is supposed to be. I mean, what is it they think i am supposed to know for sure. What i know for sure, is: Oprah friggin Winfrey & Rosie blasted O'Doneal, riped me off for their magazine-ideas, and, all the most powerfull people on earth not ownly know it, but, they have used this information for both corruption, and, to change the face of the earth_in ways mear mortals are not expected to realize. What i know for sure, is: George Walker FucKing Bush (DUBYA) used that information_to blackmail his way into, Iraq, and in so doing_spilled innocent-blood on my hands!! And what i know for sure, is: if there is a God, or, some power in the universe_greater than man, and let's just hope there is/ haha lol, well wouldn't it be my duty to tell what i know; no matter what the cost, and, no matter whos belifes might have to be shattered?/!!
So Yea...Some people might wish to think i am going to end-up in Hell, because of this quest i might be on. But ask-your-self...if these things are true, and, i say nothing about them, does that not make me equal to my enemy, and, would i not already be in this Hell they speak so boldly of?
Amen
Monday, 19 December 2011
What Feels Right for Me
I know people think i'm a hard-nosed, big-mouthed, self-rightious SOB; who enjoys nothing better than a day-off from work_where i can rag`on anyone who useses the name of The-Lord, in a way i deem incorrect, or, more importantly_perhaps in a manner, i belive to be_a little bit blasphimous. Of course, personally i find little wrong with such a statement, because, for the most part, that is the exact personifacation i intend to project. As to how much i enjoy playing such a role, however, that's a matter for another conversation; since the pleasure, or, the non-pleasure of my existance_matters not one quip; when conpaired to the importance of my mission. Indeed, i do not ponder meny hours of my day_on how something makes me feel, but, instead on the rightness_in the manner in which i deal with any situatition. And unfortunatly what feels right for me, might not seem all that right to somebody else...That though, still is no reason to conseel the truth from eather humanity, or, my people!
None-the-less, when i get-up in the morning, and see there are One-hundred & Forty (140) new-posts under the name of, Jesus Christ, on Twitter, we both can be certian a whole lot of those posts are going to be abussive; just as we both know, i'm going to say something about it. And if it were you, who had to live this unfortunate existance, who amunst you thinks you would do anything other than eaxacly what i do every day/Really..? I think Not!!
That being said:Nothing can be more rewarding than one (1): To have somebody litterly confirm my titles to me_on-line, or Two (2): One of those tweets where i have needed, or felt i needed to rebuke my love for somebody_only to learn that soon after, it is now necessarry to release them from my wrath. Obviously, we need an example here, right?
Well it is of common knowladge there are certian people i hold responsible, for what i cannot explain as anything other than: bringing me back into the world, and, that from time to time, i have been known to speak personally, and, directly to these people; no-matter how powerfull they eather are, or, ownly may think themselves to be. Anyone who has followed me on Twitter, or, even hashtaged JesusChrist, also knows i am not always that polite; to people that are supposed to be my Peers. Fact is, i have pritty-much a nasty, vile, angry little-toung. But that's alright with me for two (2) reasons.
You see, my people, when i tweet some King, President, Leader in Tele-comucations, or `ahem~ Oprah friggin Winfrey, let's say: i know that person better than what you can imagaine. I probably know stuff about them; that could cause one-day, that they have their kneck throwen-up upon the chopping-block, and loped-off; in a people's Holy & Rightious Reveloution! More than lickly however, i have probably also read a number of these peoples tweets. Not the ones you read, No! I pay attention more to their Secret-Twitter/AC's, or, the ones they use to talk umunst themselves, because, anyone who thinks what, Establishment is letting you easily see, is theTruth, or more importantly the whole truth, well...i got a bridge i want to sell you. In-other-words, and this goes mostly for the real-Leaders of theEarth/politicians...they are nasty, selfish, rude, overbarring, greedy, corrupt & Hypocrites, but, i am too kind, and, i havn't even mentioned my two-faced Hollywood's yet/haha!!
Anyway, yesterday i tweeted, Gayle King, hastaged her ass all over the place, and generally_was anything but polite. Obviously, anyone working for my greatest enemy, Oprah, and in such a high-position_such as, Gayle, in the editorial-department on "O" -Magazine_no less, well really...how friendly could you expect me to be towards such a person; especially when i have had it confirmed_by powers much greater than i, that: Oprah friggin Winfrey, is "The Biblical Whore of Revelation", and, i have come to belive they're right? Still however, within Forty-five minutes to an hour after i tweeted, Gayle King, and as rude or overbarring as i might have been, she still had theBalls & the `respect, to tweet me back; without one ounce of eather resentment, or, ill-will towards me. It suggested to me: the girl/lady_if you like, knew where i was comming from. And although we both know directly tweeting me back, could have been the most dangerious carrear-choice, Miss. King, might have ever made in her life, it perhaps was also one of the most honest things she has ever done.
So allow me to tell you: As surely as tears of joy & absolute-pride_felt towards, Miss King, rolled down my cheeks, i released the woman from my bondage, and, from my wrath. And that is a feeling far greater and more pleasing_in my heart; than ragging-on people who abuse me on-line could ever be!!
So yea! I don't want to be a hard-assed SOB. But if it is in defence of my hard-earned & wrongfully blood-soked name, Hard-Assed...just might be the least of your worries; reguarding my treatment towards you, because, i am no more afraid of what you belive, than i am of my Peers, who think they run this thing we call Humanity!
Amen
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & powerfull Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool /We don't go here much; too difficult
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
None-the-less, when i get-up in the morning, and see there are One-hundred & Forty (140) new-posts under the name of, Jesus Christ, on Twitter, we both can be certian a whole lot of those posts are going to be abussive; just as we both know, i'm going to say something about it. And if it were you, who had to live this unfortunate existance, who amunst you thinks you would do anything other than eaxacly what i do every day/Really..? I think Not!!
That being said:Nothing can be more rewarding than one (1): To have somebody litterly confirm my titles to me_on-line, or Two (2): One of those tweets where i have needed, or felt i needed to rebuke my love for somebody_only to learn that soon after, it is now necessarry to release them from my wrath. Obviously, we need an example here, right?
Well it is of common knowladge there are certian people i hold responsible, for what i cannot explain as anything other than: bringing me back into the world, and, that from time to time, i have been known to speak personally, and, directly to these people; no-matter how powerfull they eather are, or, ownly may think themselves to be. Anyone who has followed me on Twitter, or, even hashtaged JesusChrist, also knows i am not always that polite; to people that are supposed to be my Peers. Fact is, i have pritty-much a nasty, vile, angry little-toung. But that's alright with me for two (2) reasons.
You see, my people, when i tweet some King, President, Leader in Tele-comucations, or `ahem~ Oprah friggin Winfrey, let's say: i know that person better than what you can imagaine. I probably know stuff about them; that could cause one-day, that they have their kneck throwen-up upon the chopping-block, and loped-off; in a people's Holy & Rightious Reveloution! More than lickly however, i have probably also read a number of these peoples tweets. Not the ones you read, No! I pay attention more to their Secret-Twitter/AC's, or, the ones they use to talk umunst themselves, because, anyone who thinks what, Establishment is letting you easily see, is theTruth, or more importantly the whole truth, well...i got a bridge i want to sell you. In-other-words, and this goes mostly for the real-Leaders of theEarth/politicians...they are nasty, selfish, rude, overbarring, greedy, corrupt & Hypocrites, but, i am too kind, and, i havn't even mentioned my two-faced Hollywood's yet/haha!!
Anyway, yesterday i tweeted, Gayle King, hastaged her ass all over the place, and generally_was anything but polite. Obviously, anyone working for my greatest enemy, Oprah, and in such a high-position_such as, Gayle, in the editorial-department on "O" -Magazine_no less, well really...how friendly could you expect me to be towards such a person; especially when i have had it confirmed_by powers much greater than i, that: Oprah friggin Winfrey, is "The Biblical Whore of Revelation", and, i have come to belive they're right? Still however, within Forty-five minutes to an hour after i tweeted, Gayle King, and as rude or overbarring as i might have been, she still had theBalls & the `respect, to tweet me back; without one ounce of eather resentment, or, ill-will towards me. It suggested to me: the girl/lady_if you like, knew where i was comming from. And although we both know directly tweeting me back, could have been the most dangerious carrear-choice, Miss. King, might have ever made in her life, it perhaps was also one of the most honest things she has ever done.
So allow me to tell you: As surely as tears of joy & absolute-pride_felt towards, Miss King, rolled down my cheeks, i released the woman from my bondage, and, from my wrath. And that is a feeling far greater and more pleasing_in my heart; than ragging-on people who abuse me on-line could ever be!!
So yea! I don't want to be a hard-assed SOB. But if it is in defence of my hard-earned & wrongfully blood-soked name, Hard-Assed...just might be the least of your worries; reguarding my treatment towards you, because, i am no more afraid of what you belive, than i am of my Peers, who think they run this thing we call Humanity!
Amen
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & powerfull Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool /We don't go here much; too difficult
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
What Will be Will be
Maybe i should have thought this through better_in the beginning, to quote an old phrase, but, with all the shit happening around the world, who could be shocked that humanity might be just a little intimidated_at learning to that mix, Jesus Christ, has also been not only back, but, for eleven whole years now; upon their very doorstep?
Now in all seriousness, to quote another old-saying, knowing i've been back_all this time, and, not seeing the end of the world arrive_with me, has to give me some confidance; that i am going to wake-up with the rest of the world_each day, only to witness yet another one. Of course, in the back of my mind, you can none-the-less be sure that counter is going-off; numbering the days untill December 21, 2012.
Couple with that, and, there's all these actual signs such-as we have on television; for instance what`which is playing on The History-chanel tonight: "The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse!" Good-Grief, you know i just gotta see that one!
Now in all seriousness, to quote another old-saying, knowing i've been back_all this time, and, not seeing the end of the world arrive_with me, has to give me some confidance; that i am going to wake-up with the rest of the world_each day, only to witness yet another one. Of course, in the back of my mind, you can none-the-less be sure that counter is going-off; numbering the days untill December 21, 2012.
Couple with that, and, there's all these actual signs such-as we have on television; for instance what`which is playing on The History-chanel tonight: "The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse!" Good-Grief, you know i just gotta see that one!
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
When the Saints Come Marching-in
It might not mean a lot to most of my people, but, there was a reason i insisted on getting Sainthood from, John Paul II, all those ten years ago; even if he did do it in secret, and, hardly a soul on the entire planet_actually knew about it. What i remember most is: after sending The Pope a rather long-winded letter_in which the circumstances suggested i was, theReincarnated Christ, and, in-so-doing, described the_what was then, Dubya's, mear intention of rolling his tanks, and men onto the sands of Iraq, i also described the pending war-engaugement as "A Conspiricy of Silence" which were the exact words, John Paul, used to describe the situation_in his special radio-announcement! It was_you see, in-other-words, with those exact words, and, as had been instruced by myself, that Paul II, was at the same time confirming me as Jesus Christ #II.
As they say on Twitter #WhenTheSaintsComeMarchingIN, this Post was written days, maybe even weeks ago, but, because i knew todays/Blog was comming-up, i saved it, and, now publish it w/o Not even one word altered/ By God... I Am Perfection!!
Amen
As they say on Twitter #WhenTheSaintsComeMarchingIN, this Post was written days, maybe even weeks ago, but, because i knew todays/Blog was comming-up, i saved it, and, now publish it w/o Not even one word altered/ By God... I Am Perfection!!
Amen
Will The Real Me: PleaseStand-Up
I love my little Monsters , or, my Internet Troll's. The ones that try-as-they-might to nail Christ back-up on His cross everyday; perhaps becuase they think my existance can only be some sort of danger to them, and, the way they live their lives. I love them, because, their rude little comments, their resentment towards me, their expressed hatered and disgust...their verbalazitions of threats against sometimes, even my very life_only go to strenghten me; make me more deturmand, and, i belive_armor me with the weapons i need, have always had, and are made of substances no-less simple than that of my golden-tongue!! And at some-point, my little Darlings, the gloves have to come off, and, you get to know the real Me...So stand both back & aside; since have you thought you heard plenty so-far, and vulgarities you may never have immagined could ever come from the lips of a `returned Jesus Christ, thats because you don't know what vulger really is, or, that the development of-IT, usually starts from lies, hidden-truths & Secrets!! But i have nothing to be ashamed of, and i couldn't eather keep a secret if-i-tried; much less one about Me!
As i'm watching The Kelly Show, Regis Philbum, was one of the first people i told...when Oprah riped me off for that "O" magazine idea Chi wants to pretend she came-up-with, and, a referance to/lol, theChrist, has already presented its'self_within mear minutes of the opening, coupled with all-this is the fact that, Kelly, was on-stage that day so long ago_when her partner held my letter to him up on live-air & made referance to it, Kelly, had been politly quiet_making only one comment about:"How Regis and his Producer must have a special-language between them, because she didn't understand what they were talking about", well because of that, i am going to start my/Blog today with a word the girl just used; i'm aprotching this topic from the DISGUSTING point-of-view..?
As i ask will the real me "please stand-up" lets adimt that's not usually the prefured posistion, and, obviously somehow we're talking about sex,Right?/!! Please...Meny of the ancient male Warriors, say Alexander for instance, had male lovers. Anyone who denis that is an idiot. The same thing was going-on durring Roman-times, and, folks who say: sex ended the Empire are ass-holes; who forget the self-same pratices were going on within the ranks of, Alexander, in the first place, and, his Empire only grew!! Sex has always been used as a weapon, just-like organised-religion, politics, and all-sorts of other vices man-kind keeps handy to percute others. And it depends on the times with`which-in we live, as to how we play the card. Dare i say-it, there even is an appropiate time for that/lol blasted Homosexuality.
As i'm watching The Kelly Show, Regis Philbum, was one of the first people i told...when Oprah riped me off for that "O" magazine idea Chi wants to pretend she came-up-with, and, a referance to/lol, theChrist, has already presented its'self_within mear minutes of the opening, coupled with all-this is the fact that, Kelly, was on-stage that day so long ago_when her partner held my letter to him up on live-air & made referance to it, Kelly, had been politly quiet_making only one comment about:"How Regis and his Producer must have a special-language between them, because she didn't understand what they were talking about", well because of that, i am going to start my/Blog today with a word the girl just used; i'm aprotching this topic from the DISGUSTING point-of-view..?
As i ask will the real me "please stand-up" lets adimt that's not usually the prefured posistion, and, obviously somehow we're talking about sex,Right?/!! Please...Meny of the ancient male Warriors, say Alexander for instance, had male lovers. Anyone who denis that is an idiot. The same thing was going-on durring Roman-times, and, folks who say: sex ended the Empire are ass-holes; who forget the self-same pratices were going on within the ranks of, Alexander, in the first place, and, his Empire only grew!! Sex has always been used as a weapon, just-like organised-religion, politics, and all-sorts of other vices man-kind keeps handy to percute others. And it depends on the times with`which-in we live, as to how we play the card. Dare i say-it, there even is an appropiate time for that/lol blasted Homosexuality.
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Duty and Obligation
I know there are a lot of Twitter -people out there, who don't terribly enjoy my playing this role of The Messiah, because, they think i'm full of shit, and, that i know it. They think that through what i am doing, they being mostly the Religious-zealiots, i'm going to send my soul to Hell, while the other half_would simply like to see me dead, the-sooner, the-better! And then there's that whole bunch of folks who i guess must be the third half haha_who might be sitting on-the-fence somewhat, but, if there's the slightest chance any of this could be true, well...they don't want anything to do with a Black-jesus, because, although as we all know, He was born in The- Middel-East, somehow He managed to pull-off being White/Right..?
Well i hate to shatter your bubble people, but, actually i don't give a, flying-fig, what-you-think is gonna happen to eather me, or, even my soul. If i am wrong, there will be plenty of time to appoligize for that later. And as far as being wrong, nobody could quite understand how seriously i would like to be so; in spite of the fact that as proof goes...i got all that, and, from the highest, most important & powerfull instutions on the face of this earth:" Yea, I got All That!"
Having ones life threatened from time-to-time_over the Internet, isn't all that enjoyable; such as what happened to me last-night, however. But as The Queen-Mum once said: One Does for One's-Nation what One-Must, and, as i say:"Though born a Canadian, and in what i belive to be the most fortunate nation on earth...The World is My-stage, and, i do for my people_in it, What I Must, and, what i belive_if there is a God, He, would expect of me!"
That doesn't mean however, that i am_eather, going to symbolically place my head over the chopping/Block, and, have it loped-off! Anybody who proves brave enough_which actually is nothing more than an act of utter-stupidity_to appose me_in the slightest-way, they will be always punnished within the full extent of theLaw, and, through the maximmun powers i personally atain; insusfichient as some may only think them to be!
Well i hate to shatter your bubble people, but, actually i don't give a, flying-fig, what-you-think is gonna happen to eather me, or, even my soul. If i am wrong, there will be plenty of time to appoligize for that later. And as far as being wrong, nobody could quite understand how seriously i would like to be so; in spite of the fact that as proof goes...i got all that, and, from the highest, most important & powerfull instutions on the face of this earth:" Yea, I got All That!"
Having ones life threatened from time-to-time_over the Internet, isn't all that enjoyable; such as what happened to me last-night, however. But as The Queen-Mum once said: One Does for One's-Nation what One-Must, and, as i say:"Though born a Canadian, and in what i belive to be the most fortunate nation on earth...The World is My-stage, and, i do for my people_in it, What I Must, and, what i belive_if there is a God, He, would expect of me!"
That doesn't mean however, that i am_eather, going to symbolically place my head over the chopping/Block, and, have it loped-off! Anybody who proves brave enough_which actually is nothing more than an act of utter-stupidity_to appose me_in the slightest-way, they will be always punnished within the full extent of theLaw, and, through the maximmun powers i personally atain; insusfichient as some may only think them to be!
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
I Don't Get-Out Much
I don't get out much, but, there can be no other person on earth_who enjoys himself more_when he/i-does/do! Even now, as i apparently can only attempt to type these words_with tears of both joy & sorrow swelling up in mine eyes, me sitting in front of the window_at the key-board, trying not to allow passers/by to notice me wiping the salty-liquid from my cheaks, glasses and such, no one can be more suprized than me_that it turns-out, i am Jesus Christ/and again with the tears!blast!!LOL,Haha
The Point is: Although i know this is all so un-real, and such a flight-of-fancy_from anything anyone else has had the great fortune to experiance in their lives...since TheOriginal, i have done it again. That's an accomplishment my people/no matter which way you look at it.
Never Mind...i was just kidding! What really burns me up, is only that the landlord hasn't arrived to collect his rent, let alone fix my kitchen-sink, install a new toilet, and, un-block my friggin pipes! I mean whats the ues of being who i am, if apparently_as all those silly Christians like to say:"If His toilet was blocked, Jesus Christ, would just wave His arms, and all would be well." Liers! That's almost as stupid as thinking:" i'm supposed to fall out`a some fucking-cloud!"
But don't worry folks, because i am out. Though kept secret from you_but a little while longer, Establishment around the world knows this Prophet is back; for i have made certian of it_in my meny letters to then, and, watched the destruction they permitted on the whole of this earth_as they tried to distance me from my Glory. Those letters are locked-up in secret-places, that even with the end of this world, Kings & Queens around the globe, will have hidden my existance away in strong-boxes; in an attempt to protect themselves from my wrarth. Trouble is:"As surely as they have consealed me, i have been protected also_as such was my plan. And on that new-day, when humanity crawls back onto the surface, after Establishment has had its way with this planet, from those same locked-up places, my name will rise again from the dust, and, evberybody will know, Jesus Christ, was here; in this time...Just as i promised!
So No...I don't get-out much, but, when i do_the whole world is my stage, and, i occupy it to the limit. Ask yourself...Would you have it any other way..?
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The Point is: Although i know this is all so un-real, and such a flight-of-fancy_from anything anyone else has had the great fortune to experiance in their lives...since TheOriginal, i have done it again. That's an accomplishment my people/no matter which way you look at it.
Never Mind...i was just kidding! What really burns me up, is only that the landlord hasn't arrived to collect his rent, let alone fix my kitchen-sink, install a new toilet, and, un-block my friggin pipes! I mean whats the ues of being who i am, if apparently_as all those silly Christians like to say:"If His toilet was blocked, Jesus Christ, would just wave His arms, and all would be well." Liers! That's almost as stupid as thinking:" i'm supposed to fall out`a some fucking-cloud!"
But don't worry folks, because i am out. Though kept secret from you_but a little while longer, Establishment around the world knows this Prophet is back; for i have made certian of it_in my meny letters to then, and, watched the destruction they permitted on the whole of this earth_as they tried to distance me from my Glory. Those letters are locked-up in secret-places, that even with the end of this world, Kings & Queens around the globe, will have hidden my existance away in strong-boxes; in an attempt to protect themselves from my wrarth. Trouble is:"As surely as they have consealed me, i have been protected also_as such was my plan. And on that new-day, when humanity crawls back onto the surface, after Establishment has had its way with this planet, from those same locked-up places, my name will rise again from the dust, and, evberybody will know, Jesus Christ, was here; in this time...Just as i promised!
So No...I don't get-out much, but, when i do_the whole world is my stage, and, i occupy it to the limit. Ask yourself...Would you have it any other way..?
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Monday, 28 November 2011
The New-Day
Some people might think i have been way too-loud, and, defencive of my name_in the past, but, they have also failed to realize...i havn't even taken my gloves off yet. That, i am afraid, is about to drastically change, because, with the predictions of my aincent peoples hitting all of us_smack in the face on December 21/2012, "nice" Jesus Christ, or, a timmed voice, probably is something this world doesn't really need all-that-much anymore? And yes...you heard me, my people...That was me formally being nice!
Perhaps however, it might be time we examin those words we equate with "nice, kind, loving, mannerly, just etc" and set them up against "Honest"? It may not be nice, or anything near it, but, the 2012 prophesies are, at the end of the day, baised in reality, and, a truth we can understand through Science. It almost makes one wonder why The Ancients, or, the characters whom wrote The Holy Bible said: We should not put our faith in Science. To me, that doesn't sound like they were saying: Dont Trust Science... What they were saying was: No matter what we do, we as a people_cannot alter the course of true-science; any more than we can prevent the sun from rising every morning, the earth from hurteling through space, or, the moon's effect upon the oceans! So Yea...it's not only the Gods who say the world is ending_as we know it, but, even Science itself says there is no way to avoid our doom, and, the new day that will rise from the ashes.
To me, the worst thing we can do_as a collective_is to forget our science. True in the past, we may not have compleatly understood it. But now, as this planet hurls towards that special part of The Milky-Way Galaxy, through science_we understand the forces of gravity_that perobably are going to pull us apart at-the-seams, and, although there is, and, never was anything we could do about it, with this knowladge_at least the next time, we may better prepair ourselves. I mean, Come-On people! We had 26 Thousand years to make ready for this great iniquity_about to befall us. Instead, as the human-race crawled it's way back onto the surface, the last time, we re`learned the art of both war, and, over-population. Instead of prepairing places to save all of humanity_which would inhabit the earth_when the`er, blessed-event announced itself_upon our doorstep, for too meny Thousands of years, we had been living only for the day we actually walked the earth; with no reguard for tomorrow; or those whom would follow in our footsteps. So Sure...It's a tough lesson to learn, but, tomorrow has arrived!
Just as it does every 13 Thousand years, the sun is about to all but explode_spewing particles all over the planet_this time, knocking-out all electrical-activity; that when it happens_most of us won't know even what is going on, and, the rest of us_won't want to admit it.
That's Human-nature, i guess...
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Perhaps however, it might be time we examin those words we equate with "nice, kind, loving, mannerly, just etc" and set them up against "Honest"? It may not be nice, or anything near it, but, the 2012 prophesies are, at the end of the day, baised in reality, and, a truth we can understand through Science. It almost makes one wonder why The Ancients, or, the characters whom wrote The Holy Bible said: We should not put our faith in Science. To me, that doesn't sound like they were saying: Dont Trust Science... What they were saying was: No matter what we do, we as a people_cannot alter the course of true-science; any more than we can prevent the sun from rising every morning, the earth from hurteling through space, or, the moon's effect upon the oceans! So Yea...it's not only the Gods who say the world is ending_as we know it, but, even Science itself says there is no way to avoid our doom, and, the new day that will rise from the ashes.
To me, the worst thing we can do_as a collective_is to forget our science. True in the past, we may not have compleatly understood it. But now, as this planet hurls towards that special part of The Milky-Way Galaxy, through science_we understand the forces of gravity_that perobably are going to pull us apart at-the-seams, and, although there is, and, never was anything we could do about it, with this knowladge_at least the next time, we may better prepair ourselves. I mean, Come-On people! We had 26 Thousand years to make ready for this great iniquity_about to befall us. Instead, as the human-race crawled it's way back onto the surface, the last time, we re`learned the art of both war, and, over-population. Instead of prepairing places to save all of humanity_which would inhabit the earth_when the`er, blessed-event announced itself_upon our doorstep, for too meny Thousands of years, we had been living only for the day we actually walked the earth; with no reguard for tomorrow; or those whom would follow in our footsteps. So Sure...It's a tough lesson to learn, but, tomorrow has arrived!
Just as it does every 13 Thousand years, the sun is about to all but explode_spewing particles all over the planet_this time, knocking-out all electrical-activity; that when it happens_most of us won't know even what is going on, and, the rest of us_won't want to admit it.
That's Human-nature, i guess...
Amen
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Monday, 21 November 2011
So Amazing
At the end of the day, i think we all know: i could easily use a better turm_than amazing, to describe the violent-actions some people use to explain their servicetude towards God, their Religion, or, some other like-minded belives. Why were that a creditable way of going about dealing with apposing-forces...destroying them through the use of violance, living on this planet today, i find it difficult to immagain anyone_who has been more betraied_by more people and indiviguals in Establishment; than what has occured with me_over the course of the past eleven years. Let me assure everyone however, that though i have been betraied by, Oprah Winfrey, that soon after it was necessarry to turn, theBitch, into "The Biblical Whore of Revelation"...though i have been denied by The North Amercian Television-industry_while they protect her from what Chi has done...although eventually a one little small-minded, ignorant, petty, and childish, George Walker Bush, decived me, in that directly through me, he learned how to blackmail The Television industry & Mass-media_into allowing him to bust his way onto the sands of, Iraq, none-the-less, i would never, ever condone the use of violance_to punish my enemies. And that would be in spite of the fact that all too often in the past, Christianity has been all too prepaired to ues the name of, Jesus Christ, to launch their nasty little wars!!
Saturday, 19 November 2011
My-Bad`Jesus
Perhaps i'll catch some shit for this: though these words must be said; since i don't want my people to miss_an oppertunity, to get inside my head. Being Jesus Christ comes with a lot of difficulities; few of which are enjoyed; that acting all sweet and nice, is a pratice i've too seldome emploied.
Being all sweet and nice, however, i have learned, is Not the best-way to get my people to belive_in me, The- Saviour, has returned. They don't want someone who will agree with everything they say_in The Bible, in Church, or generally_on the street ;any more than they want a, Jesus, who will yeald to their demands...though, they do like to pretend. At the end of the day, none-the-less, people want a Christ they can challange, or, question the true-existance there`of, and, hopfully defeat on-line, and, in front of the world, because, in this way_they can feel all safe and secure in their sinfullness. Well, i wish them lots of luck_with that, because, in spite of what The Church, Religion, or, my people want to belive, i am no better than them, never was in eather life-time, and, am a sinner_just like them. The fact is: There be more Human to, Jesus Christ, than there be God. And that's something i don't feel i have to appoligise for/sorry!
Getting back to my point, however, i am convinced folks don't want some, Jesus, to just fall out`a some cloud, ro, something_eather! Think about it...Where would be the miracle of, Jesus Christ, if all he had to do was drop from the Heavens. What challange would ther be for a man to enlighten men; when all he had to do was fall out of the sky one day, and, somehow plant his feet both safely and firmly on solid earth? No my people! What you want is a man who has the ability, and, hopefully will eventually be sucessfull at overpowering his enemies, The Establishment, whon are, and, have always been the true enemies of humanity; since in reality: we are all here for one purpous, and one alone>>>To serve as minions_to those whom hold power over us.
So, what cracks me up, and, brings a delightfull ammount of humor into my day is: the way this latest, Jesus Christ want-a-be, that Nut-job who took pot-shots at the Obama White-House, came to the conclusion that, Oprah friggin Winfrey, would have any intrest in portraying him as...well_as Me!
Millionairs, and Billionairs, all want to beleve themselves at the top of their game. More imporantly, they want a humanity that will be subserviant to them...someone who will build their undergroung cities and bunkers; in the event that things actually do go quite wrong in-the-end. And weather we want to realize it or not, if something does actually fall out of the sky_like a giant rock, or something, well none of those Safe`places built by the little-people, will we be wellcomed to live in. Like the trash which litters this planet, the greatest part of Humanity, will be left above-ground_to be rolled-over and crushed for a Thousand years; by the Ice-age that surly would follow such an event! And they cretianly don't want some dude like me, to warn you about them...
Being all sweet and nice, however, i have learned, is Not the best-way to get my people to belive_in me, The- Saviour, has returned. They don't want someone who will agree with everything they say_in The Bible, in Church, or generally_on the street ;any more than they want a, Jesus, who will yeald to their demands...though, they do like to pretend. At the end of the day, none-the-less, people want a Christ they can challange, or, question the true-existance there`of, and, hopfully defeat on-line, and, in front of the world, because, in this way_they can feel all safe and secure in their sinfullness. Well, i wish them lots of luck_with that, because, in spite of what The Church, Religion, or, my people want to belive, i am no better than them, never was in eather life-time, and, am a sinner_just like them. The fact is: There be more Human to, Jesus Christ, than there be God. And that's something i don't feel i have to appoligise for/sorry!
Getting back to my point, however, i am convinced folks don't want some, Jesus, to just fall out`a some cloud, ro, something_eather! Think about it...Where would be the miracle of, Jesus Christ, if all he had to do was drop from the Heavens. What challange would ther be for a man to enlighten men; when all he had to do was fall out of the sky one day, and, somehow plant his feet both safely and firmly on solid earth? No my people! What you want is a man who has the ability, and, hopefully will eventually be sucessfull at overpowering his enemies, The Establishment, whon are, and, have always been the true enemies of humanity; since in reality: we are all here for one purpous, and one alone>>>To serve as minions_to those whom hold power over us.
So, what cracks me up, and, brings a delightfull ammount of humor into my day is: the way this latest, Jesus Christ want-a-be, that Nut-job who took pot-shots at the Obama White-House, came to the conclusion that, Oprah friggin Winfrey, would have any intrest in portraying him as...well_as Me!
Millionairs, and Billionairs, all want to beleve themselves at the top of their game. More imporantly, they want a humanity that will be subserviant to them...someone who will build their undergroung cities and bunkers; in the event that things actually do go quite wrong in-the-end. And weather we want to realize it or not, if something does actually fall out of the sky_like a giant rock, or something, well none of those Safe`places built by the little-people, will we be wellcomed to live in. Like the trash which litters this planet, the greatest part of Humanity, will be left above-ground_to be rolled-over and crushed for a Thousand years; by the Ice-age that surly would follow such an event! And they cretianly don't want some dude like me, to warn you about them...
Thursday, 17 November 2011
Hash-Tags!
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Unless i'm able to think of a new way every morning, when i get out of bed_to gain attention of the world that, indeed...i have returned, there really doesn't seem a good reason for getting-up in the-first-place. And in the event that we might be wondering...i am usually up before seven A.M., thank-you!!
Anyway: To-day i have decided to use my Twitter/AC in a new way, since...obviously, "tweeting" is the way i best get my message out-there, and, to my people/lol
It doesn't matter really eather, to me_ how meny followers i have, since i use hash-tags to reach those i'm intrested in getting my message to .Yea sure...Some might think had i a bigger, perhaps more inlightened-following, if i am really, Jesus Christ, folks looking-in from the out`side_might be more inclined to belive; there actually is something here. But i'm not so sure of that, because, since the people who do follow me, few and far-between_they may be, well i'm quite sure that although they never actually Tweet-me, they do read, myTweets, and realizing there's nothing to argue about here, combined with the fact that they have no real or finnacial-way_of assisting my cause, they are happy to sit on the side-lines, both while i battle this thing out, and, in the event that should they be able to assist in the fucture_at least they will have gained a good idea as to what has been going on in my life_before they got involved. Those would be the kind of people someone like me would call... "My`People"!!
Getting back to what this post is supposed to be all about, however, i belive we were talking about, hash-tags, and the way, or, reason i use them. Naturally it's always better ton use a, tag; of`which is topicial, and, at the-same-time means something to the general-public. Without question, of course, Jesus Christ, would fit best as number`1; nobody can hardly doubt that/lol,Right.?, haha None-the-less, and, shopuld we allow ourselves to excape my Glory & WONDER_for a moment(just joking people)well the, hashtag, for to-day is #Occupy!
OccupyThisStreet, OccupyThatStreet, OccupyWallStreet, OccupyYourStreet, OccupyMyStreet, OccupyOwnStreet, OccupyEveryStreet, and, quite frankly...#OccupyEveryThing, because, My People...That's just the way it has to be.
Unless i'm able to think of a new way every morning, when i get out of bed_to gain attention of the world that, indeed...i have returned, there really doesn't seem a good reason for getting-up in the-first-place. And in the event that we might be wondering...i am usually up before seven A.M., thank-you!!
Anyway: To-day i have decided to use my Twitter/AC in a new way, since...obviously, "tweeting" is the way i best get my message out-there, and, to my people/lol
It doesn't matter really eather, to me_ how meny followers i have, since i use hash-tags to reach those i'm intrested in getting my message to .Yea sure...Some might think had i a bigger, perhaps more inlightened-following, if i am really, Jesus Christ, folks looking-in from the out`side_might be more inclined to belive; there actually is something here. But i'm not so sure of that, because, since the people who do follow me, few and far-between_they may be, well i'm quite sure that although they never actually Tweet-me, they do read, myTweets, and realizing there's nothing to argue about here, combined with the fact that they have no real or finnacial-way_of assisting my cause, they are happy to sit on the side-lines, both while i battle this thing out, and, in the event that should they be able to assist in the fucture_at least they will have gained a good idea as to what has been going on in my life_before they got involved. Those would be the kind of people someone like me would call... "My`People"!!
Getting back to what this post is supposed to be all about, however, i belive we were talking about, hash-tags, and the way, or, reason i use them. Naturally it's always better ton use a, tag; of`which is topicial, and, at the-same-time means something to the general-public. Without question, of course, Jesus Christ, would fit best as number`1; nobody can hardly doubt that/lol,Right.?, haha None-the-less, and, shopuld we allow ourselves to excape my Glory & WONDER_for a moment(just joking people)well the, hashtag, for to-day is #Occupy!
OccupyThisStreet, OccupyThatStreet, OccupyWallStreet, OccupyYourStreet, OccupyMyStreet, OccupyOwnStreet, OccupyEveryStreet, and, quite frankly...#OccupyEveryThing, because, My People...That's just the way it has to be.
Tuesday, 15 November 2011
You Wanna Hear Bout Un-Fare
At the root of it, i am just like you...really, and, to prove-it, some people might think i have reason to be slightly embarrassed_after this post; though_should you not mind, i personally would prefure to look-upon this... :"Simply as part of the human-condition, or, my living of-it"/lol We'll see, haha...
In reality, we are going to have a brief overview of my day...well at least the first part of it, because, usually by this time_in the afternoon, you know_around Three, i have been much too consumed_in or by_ my/Own absolute Glory&WONDER, that`Ahem~:We don't spend much more time discussing it with the world, or, on that silly Inter-net thingy, of which through Pope Jhon Paul II, i am "The REAL First Saint_there`of(of course...thats a story for another-day, right?/!! Right.
/>>>u c, i really can be an ass-hole_when i try/right??? hahahaha O! Crap!etc..
Anyway, here's the embarrassing-part, at least from my perspective_that is, and of course_were i a smaller person, or, a less magnaniamous indivigual/OhYea! Well..?
So here i am on the phone_for the last two days, trying to locate a Food-bank_in my area. Well Come-On! The Government pays me a Thousand Dollars a month, to be Jesus, or, to allow themselves to get-away with pretending to belive me in-sain...you decide/haha
The point is: I an eledgiable for assistance; just for the fact that i am a Canadian, live in Quebec, and, that's just the way things are here, right??/! Right!
Of course, none of this has to do with the fact that: Throuh me, and, letters i once sent between Church-officials, the North-American Television-industry, The United-Nations, The Presidential-office of a one, George Walker Bush...etc/Well never-mind that because of those letters, and, perhaps meny more, Meny-meny more_eventually Christian Establishment, or, more importnatly_The Church_was able to work-out a deal with Special-intrests; that would for the first time_again...in Amercian-history_allow Orginized-religion to_for the first time in that self-same_Amercian History, to recive Fedreal-funding.!!
As mentioned, however, these are conversations_all for another-day. The point is: Be i or bi i not this generations person responsible for...and i know you're going to like this..."Feeding My`Mulitude" and, no matter how good, i belive, the Canadian/Quebec Health-care/Social-assistance programs to be, somehow i still managed to return home_with an empty belly.
One doesn't have to feel sorry for me though. This was more all of an experiment, rather than my need to be fed_ through the public-purse. The fact is: There might be a lot of programs out there, for my people to utiliaze, but, gainning access to them_can be quite difficult. In meny cases, eather officials don't have the information folks need; to locate these services, when you are given a phone-number to call_there is no live person at the other end of the line, or, when some beruicrate actually furnishes you with an actuall address, and, one shows-up there, the place is eather closed four days a week, or, it has moved to some other location; meaning that the city-records have not been kept up to date. So like i said: There's no need to feel sorry for me, but, think about all those poor-souls out trhere_who eather don't have even a telephone; rto hopefully make their quest at least somewhat easier, or, Heaven's-forbid, are sleeping out in the streets!!/?
In reality, we are going to have a brief overview of my day...well at least the first part of it, because, usually by this time_in the afternoon, you know_around Three, i have been much too consumed_in or by_ my/Own absolute Glory&WONDER, that`Ahem~:We don't spend much more time discussing it with the world, or, on that silly Inter-net thingy, of which through Pope Jhon Paul II, i am "The REAL First Saint_there`of(of course...thats a story for another-day, right?/!! Right.
/>>>u c, i really can be an ass-hole_when i try/right??? hahahaha O! Crap!etc..
Anyway, here's the embarrassing-part, at least from my perspective_that is, and of course_were i a smaller person, or, a less magnaniamous indivigual/OhYea! Well..?
So here i am on the phone_for the last two days, trying to locate a Food-bank_in my area. Well Come-On! The Government pays me a Thousand Dollars a month, to be Jesus, or, to allow themselves to get-away with pretending to belive me in-sain...you decide/haha
The point is: I an eledgiable for assistance; just for the fact that i am a Canadian, live in Quebec, and, that's just the way things are here, right??/! Right!
Of course, none of this has to do with the fact that: Throuh me, and, letters i once sent between Church-officials, the North-American Television-industry, The United-Nations, The Presidential-office of a one, George Walker Bush...etc/Well never-mind that because of those letters, and, perhaps meny more, Meny-meny more_eventually Christian Establishment, or, more importnatly_The Church_was able to work-out a deal with Special-intrests; that would for the first time_again...in Amercian-history_allow Orginized-religion to_for the first time in that self-same_Amercian History, to recive Fedreal-funding.!!
As mentioned, however, these are conversations_all for another-day. The point is: Be i or bi i not this generations person responsible for...and i know you're going to like this..."Feeding My`Mulitude" and, no matter how good, i belive, the Canadian/Quebec Health-care/Social-assistance programs to be, somehow i still managed to return home_with an empty belly.
One doesn't have to feel sorry for me though. This was more all of an experiment, rather than my need to be fed_ through the public-purse. The fact is: There might be a lot of programs out there, for my people to utiliaze, but, gainning access to them_can be quite difficult. In meny cases, eather officials don't have the information folks need; to locate these services, when you are given a phone-number to call_there is no live person at the other end of the line, or, when some beruicrate actually furnishes you with an actuall address, and, one shows-up there, the place is eather closed four days a week, or, it has moved to some other location; meaning that the city-records have not been kept up to date. So like i said: There's no need to feel sorry for me, but, think about all those poor-souls out trhere_who eather don't have even a telephone; rto hopefully make their quest at least somewhat easier, or, Heaven's-forbid, are sleeping out in the streets!!/?
Sunday, 13 November 2011
What Difference has it Made
To be sure: The true feelings i have_reguarding this thing i have become, i am afraid my people will never fully understand...
One has to suppose my only constint in this, is that in His life-time, much of what the original Christ said, wasn't understood by a vast portune of His public eather. It doesn't make matters any easier to deal with, however, and when combined with what the return of, Jesus Christ, means to humanity, or, the threat reguarding the continuiance there`of... Well you get the point.
Folks mustn't get me wrong though, please.
Oh Sure... I would have loved to have walked through life, personally burned by the most powerfull instutions and indiviguals on the face of the planet, and none-the-less, been able to find a way of handeling the situation; without the need of of being turned into the living-god!
As has been said however, to other friends_at other times: I could have built a case against Christian-establishment_worth now perhaps Ten point Five Billion Dollars_since the time both, Oprah Winfrey & Rosie O'Doneal, stole the ideas for their magazines from me, and, done so under my birth name. Humanity however would have looked at that case, and as we imagain it before, The-Courts, said: Huh, Brannon Who!!
So Yes!! I wrote directly to those people & instutions of absolute-power_which litter the face of this planet; trying to make them see the un-fairness of the situation i was emersed within. And at the same time, yes...i did cause people whom once reguarded themselves my peers, to grant me titles more wonderious than any ever bestowed upon a single human-being_save One. And Yes!! I did watch people share & keep this secret umunst themselves_for the love of money, power and fame; all the while_denying me the rightfull-regonition that was due me in the-first-place. Sure!! I got to watch folks who decided on their own to become both mine, and, the enemies of humanity itself_drive themselves up to the gates of, Armageddion-itself; again, all in an attempt to deni me what rightfully was mine,ie)The regonition those magazine-ideas originatted with myself... And Yes!! With the titles that have been bestowed upon me, my enemies rest on the cusp of the Abiss.
One however, is still inclined to ask: "What difference has it made_in the grand skeam-of-things, and, who really even knows i exist; other than the few people whom might read my/Blog from time to time, or those who see me on Twitter?? In the eyes of Religion, i have become the living-imbodiment of Jesus Christ Himself... I still don't have the power to save My`people; should something come hurtelling to earth from the skies, beltching-up from the-crust within, should we get covered by some Three-hundred feet of water, etc...
So like i said: What difference has it made, really!
And then...IT`slaps you in the face! There really is only one thing left_at the end of the day/Faith! Faith, that if there is a human-soul, something that can live-on_after our mortal-being is passed-away, it is not so-much our faith in God that will save us, as much as it is the ability to belive in our own human-deeds; should they have been preformed honestly, and, with the best of intentions...there is a soul perhaps worthy of being saved!!
`Ahem~Personally: I could have there`fore, no greater wish; than that:"Those people whom consider themselves likened to, Christ, be they belive it be me or not...Their Works Shall Set-Them-Free!!"
Amen
One has to suppose my only constint in this, is that in His life-time, much of what the original Christ said, wasn't understood by a vast portune of His public eather. It doesn't make matters any easier to deal with, however, and when combined with what the return of, Jesus Christ, means to humanity, or, the threat reguarding the continuiance there`of... Well you get the point.
Folks mustn't get me wrong though, please.
Oh Sure... I would have loved to have walked through life, personally burned by the most powerfull instutions and indiviguals on the face of the planet, and none-the-less, been able to find a way of handeling the situation; without the need of of being turned into the living-god!
As has been said however, to other friends_at other times: I could have built a case against Christian-establishment_worth now perhaps Ten point Five Billion Dollars_since the time both, Oprah Winfrey & Rosie O'Doneal, stole the ideas for their magazines from me, and, done so under my birth name. Humanity however would have looked at that case, and as we imagain it before, The-Courts, said: Huh, Brannon Who!!
So Yes!! I wrote directly to those people & instutions of absolute-power_which litter the face of this planet; trying to make them see the un-fairness of the situation i was emersed within. And at the same time, yes...i did cause people whom once reguarded themselves my peers, to grant me titles more wonderious than any ever bestowed upon a single human-being_save One. And Yes!! I did watch people share & keep this secret umunst themselves_for the love of money, power and fame; all the while_denying me the rightfull-regonition that was due me in the-first-place. Sure!! I got to watch folks who decided on their own to become both mine, and, the enemies of humanity itself_drive themselves up to the gates of, Armageddion-itself; again, all in an attempt to deni me what rightfully was mine,ie)The regonition those magazine-ideas originatted with myself... And Yes!! With the titles that have been bestowed upon me, my enemies rest on the cusp of the Abiss.
One however, is still inclined to ask: "What difference has it made_in the grand skeam-of-things, and, who really even knows i exist; other than the few people whom might read my/Blog from time to time, or those who see me on Twitter?? In the eyes of Religion, i have become the living-imbodiment of Jesus Christ Himself... I still don't have the power to save My`people; should something come hurtelling to earth from the skies, beltching-up from the-crust within, should we get covered by some Three-hundred feet of water, etc...
So like i said: What difference has it made, really!
And then...IT`slaps you in the face! There really is only one thing left_at the end of the day/Faith! Faith, that if there is a human-soul, something that can live-on_after our mortal-being is passed-away, it is not so-much our faith in God that will save us, as much as it is the ability to belive in our own human-deeds; should they have been preformed honestly, and, with the best of intentions...there is a soul perhaps worthy of being saved!!
`Ahem~Personally: I could have there`fore, no greater wish; than that:"Those people whom consider themselves likened to, Christ, be they belive it be me or not...Their Works Shall Set-Them-Free!!"
Amen
Saturday, 12 November 2011
My Ppl
Sometimes i have to wonder: why do i try so hard, to let My People know of my return? They probably think_for the most part that: The only reason i would try to make such claims, is because i have some dark, un-holy need_to boast myself as something that not only has nothing to do with me, but, even as some entity_that in no-way could even ever exist again. That is to say: if Jesus Christ, ever actually even existed in the-first-place right/haha
My people are all so fragile & delicate too, that one has to suspect if i wasn't actually walking on water_compaired to my powerful & corrupt enemies_every day of my life, and, had i not the obvious protection of forces_none of us can afford to belive are not there to protect us_under such circumstances, folks would show-up at my door in numbers; that would make Occupy Wall-Street look like some sort of family-outing, or a camp-ground picnic-party; while every one of them would be wealding an ax, and a mace_in the other hand_to use against both me & the truth!!
Sometimes, one has to wonder however, if my way of handeling things_is always the best? True, i knew_all my life...i was destined for greatness. As i have said on other Blogs, and, in other times: "I didn't expect this level of greatness_to be thrust upon me." I mean, i only wanted to be Prime Minister, right! A nation of some mear Thrity-three Million souls. If i am over`whelmed_at times, because of what actually has happened, well...isn't that just my humanity Not only rearing it's ugly-head, but, also the one thing_in this whole mess, i am most derturmand to hold on-to! So Yea! I lash/out_at times, becasuse, just like you...i am Human!! Call it a failicy? I am confidant to refure to that as: My-rock!! I know, my`Friends: when men begin to think they have become God's, they loose touch with reality... And i am much too-wise, much too-bold, and, in the name of my`god, much too proud...to ever_in the slightest way...loose-touch_with Reality.
Amen!
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & CO. Plus other powerfull/corrupt Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCllo
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /Password recently still stolen/site Not used, but still a good-read...
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
My people are all so fragile & delicate too, that one has to suspect if i wasn't actually walking on water_compaired to my powerful & corrupt enemies_every day of my life, and, had i not the obvious protection of forces_none of us can afford to belive are not there to protect us_under such circumstances, folks would show-up at my door in numbers; that would make Occupy Wall-Street look like some sort of family-outing, or a camp-ground picnic-party; while every one of them would be wealding an ax, and a mace_in the other hand_to use against both me & the truth!!
Sometimes, one has to wonder however, if my way of handeling things_is always the best? True, i knew_all my life...i was destined for greatness. As i have said on other Blogs, and, in other times: "I didn't expect this level of greatness_to be thrust upon me." I mean, i only wanted to be Prime Minister, right! A nation of some mear Thrity-three Million souls. If i am over`whelmed_at times, because of what actually has happened, well...isn't that just my humanity Not only rearing it's ugly-head, but, also the one thing_in this whole mess, i am most derturmand to hold on-to! So Yea! I lash/out_at times, becasuse, just like you...i am Human!! Call it a failicy? I am confidant to refure to that as: My-rock!! I know, my`Friends: when men begin to think they have become God's, they loose touch with reality... And i am much too-wise, much too-bold, and, in the name of my`god, much too proud...to ever_in the slightest way...loose-touch_with Reality.
Amen!
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & CO. Plus other powerfull/corrupt Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCllo
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /Password recently still stolen/site Not used, but still a good-read...
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Friday, 11 November 2011
"Tweets" To My Sweet Disgrace
11/11/11 23:11 P.M.
Tweet #1
Son`a aGun,this aint happening~
WeWont B`fraid2Tweet?
#JesusChrist,may Not B nappin~
But We said: Good-night, My sheep!
Tweet#2
I'm here2Defend #JesusChrist,
#So i'll do-It_as though it were i~
With every ounce of #GodGiven`might,
I'll claim, #victory,or-die!
Tweet#3
Tweet #1
Son`a aGun,this aint happening~
WeWont B`fraid2Tweet?
#JesusChrist,may Not B nappin~
But We said: Good-night, My sheep!
Tweet#2
I'm here2Defend #JesusChrist,
#So i'll do-It_as though it were i~
With every ounce of #GodGiven`might,
I'll claim, #victory,or-die!
Tweet#3
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
It's Madness I-Tell-You
Sometimes i think i must be just a little-bit, not so far down into my soul, evil. Why else would i think of ways to punish, Mrs. Chruch-lady, next door_for the way she treats me, ay? And,boi!~~Do i have a punnishment_for her to-day!
Think-about-it...Here Chi is_sittin in her house all-day, the music so-loud_it's shaking the walls, and, she be singing, shouting and a hollering_at the top of her lungs: "God Is God, Jesus Loves You, Hallelujah, Hallelujha bla bla bla, but, the minute Chi come out`a that little rat-hole, all she can think to do is get right-up in my face, and deni me..? I don't bother her, i dont speak to her, i don't even look at her; if i see her on the street, so...don't you think she should leave me the fuck alone. But No. Every time Chi get near me its: Jesus this, and Jesus that. Good-Grief! It's madness, i tell you! Shut your stupid mouth, old-lady!
Of course, i could have brought this upon myself_to some degree. Perhaps there are folks that think i shouldn't have posted my Twitter-addresses in my front window? And of course, i'm living my life in accoridance to what other people think, right? Such people however, i belive, need to look at the situatition from my perspective. If i have become, this thing, Christian-establishment secretly admits i have, do i have the right to hide it from humanity? Isn't that what religion tried to do, nearly Two-thousand years ago; only to end-up Three-hundred years later_with a revised Prophet; who somehow within those dark years, had suddenly and somehow, been turned into a God? What people don't understand is, that it's an insult to both the original Christ, as it would be an insult to me_now, or Three-hundred years later_to say: What i have done_could only be achived by a God, because, such attritude robes us both_of our humanity!!
So Yea! I got my Twitter-address posted in the window. And why in the fuck-Not? But what some people see as Sacqurlidge, Blasphemy, and Herraicy, i see as bravery, truth and enlightment, and as examples i don't have the right to hide from my people; no matter what the conquences. And Yes...There are dangers that go with telling the world you're, Jesus Christ, of which only a common idiot would fail to see. Rocks flying thorugh my windows_or worse, could be just the tip of the iceburg!
Shit! The old Witch next-door can rattle her lips_in protest, all Chi wants. It ain't lickly to change nutin! In the mean-time howevere, every time the old Biddy eather leave or enter that hoval`a hers, Chi gonna be slaped stright in the face_with having no way to excape what i have done to my front-door...a door that only Chi, and, our visitors will see. And as Chi raises her voice_to deni me, we will know that it is nothing more_than my expressed-right to celibrate Christmass-pratices, or the decoration of said door; which is driving her Nuts, and, to the hight of insanity.
But then...There's always a penility, when one chooses to deni, Jesus Christ, right?
Think-about-it...Here Chi is_sittin in her house all-day, the music so-loud_it's shaking the walls, and, she be singing, shouting and a hollering_at the top of her lungs: "God Is God, Jesus Loves You, Hallelujah, Hallelujha bla bla bla, but, the minute Chi come out`a that little rat-hole, all she can think to do is get right-up in my face, and deni me..? I don't bother her, i dont speak to her, i don't even look at her; if i see her on the street, so...don't you think she should leave me the fuck alone. But No. Every time Chi get near me its: Jesus this, and Jesus that. Good-Grief! It's madness, i tell you! Shut your stupid mouth, old-lady!
Of course, i could have brought this upon myself_to some degree. Perhaps there are folks that think i shouldn't have posted my Twitter-addresses in my front window? And of course, i'm living my life in accoridance to what other people think, right? Such people however, i belive, need to look at the situatition from my perspective. If i have become, this thing, Christian-establishment secretly admits i have, do i have the right to hide it from humanity? Isn't that what religion tried to do, nearly Two-thousand years ago; only to end-up Three-hundred years later_with a revised Prophet; who somehow within those dark years, had suddenly and somehow, been turned into a God? What people don't understand is, that it's an insult to both the original Christ, as it would be an insult to me_now, or Three-hundred years later_to say: What i have done_could only be achived by a God, because, such attritude robes us both_of our humanity!!
So Yea! I got my Twitter-address posted in the window. And why in the fuck-Not? But what some people see as Sacqurlidge, Blasphemy, and Herraicy, i see as bravery, truth and enlightment, and as examples i don't have the right to hide from my people; no matter what the conquences. And Yes...There are dangers that go with telling the world you're, Jesus Christ, of which only a common idiot would fail to see. Rocks flying thorugh my windows_or worse, could be just the tip of the iceburg!
Shit! The old Witch next-door can rattle her lips_in protest, all Chi wants. It ain't lickly to change nutin! In the mean-time howevere, every time the old Biddy eather leave or enter that hoval`a hers, Chi gonna be slaped stright in the face_with having no way to excape what i have done to my front-door...a door that only Chi, and, our visitors will see. And as Chi raises her voice_to deni me, we will know that it is nothing more_than my expressed-right to celibrate Christmass-pratices, or the decoration of said door; which is driving her Nuts, and, to the hight of insanity.
But then...There's always a penility, when one chooses to deni, Jesus Christ, right?
Tuesday, 8 November 2011
24 Little Hours
What a difference a day makes. Some thirty-six hours ago, and, although nobody would have ever known-it_since i try not to wear my feelings on my sleve, i none-the-less was in the debths of humility, self-loathing, personal-doubt, and, feeling all too sorry for myself. Obviously this was a condition i couldn't allow myself to forever remain in; that i did something about it_probably within the first Eight hours_of the fore`mentioned Thirty-six. Why i simply, after a long & restless night that is_picked-up the phone, and, ever so politely informed my Boss: I would be resumming my job again!
Well what do you think, My`people. I am Jesus Christ. He did comply...
Of course, being the hight of impertinance, when someone has betraied me, and,when they have presumed the role of a Judas against me, i was not about to simply re`aquirrer my employment; without putting a few people in their place first. I mean...really, how would it look if i went back to this man_on bended-knee?? Erin, as you remember is his name, my actuall boss, he already knows i am The MESSIAH, and highly expects that also, i, am a Prophet. The first couple of days_when we orriginally started working together, in-fact, we had a number of conversations; all about me, and, what i have become. Weather he told this to his little Pallies_on the job/Site, i don't know, but, there is good suspiction_on my part, that he did. In truth, i regonize jeliously. I have seen it raise its ugly head_all too meny times before. So i did point-out that, as again fore`mentioned in my last post...The problems, We, were having at work, had nothing to do with my job-preformance, but personality.
I don't know about you/LOL, but i suspect...
I shall be taking my/personality back to work with me again, and, to-it...:"There Will Be No Alterations!!"
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by Oprah & Corrupt, Powerfull Special-intrests...
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /password has been stolen, hence...My NEW/Blog!
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
`Amen~
Well what do you think, My`people. I am Jesus Christ. He did comply...
Of course, being the hight of impertinance, when someone has betraied me, and,when they have presumed the role of a Judas against me, i was not about to simply re`aquirrer my employment; without putting a few people in their place first. I mean...really, how would it look if i went back to this man_on bended-knee?? Erin, as you remember is his name, my actuall boss, he already knows i am The MESSIAH, and highly expects that also, i, am a Prophet. The first couple of days_when we orriginally started working together, in-fact, we had a number of conversations; all about me, and, what i have become. Weather he told this to his little Pallies_on the job/Site, i don't know, but, there is good suspiction_on my part, that he did. In truth, i regonize jeliously. I have seen it raise its ugly head_all too meny times before. So i did point-out that, as again fore`mentioned in my last post...The problems, We, were having at work, had nothing to do with my job-preformance, but personality.
I don't know about you/LOL, but i suspect...
I shall be taking my/personality back to work with me again, and, to-it...:"There Will Be No Alterations!!"
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by Oprah & Corrupt, Powerfull Special-intrests...
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /password has been stolen, hence...My NEW/Blog!
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
`Amen~
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Pay Day...SMTH
Oh! You mean to say: I forgot to tell you...Oh Yes, i got paied. I mean, who's gonna tell me that after Thirty-one years as a house-painter, i don't know what i'm doing enough_that after spending the better part of Fourteen days, on a little over-glorified six and one half room flop/condo_my job isn't of the quality; that should suggest i warrent satisfactory payment? And yea...You heard me. Fourteen ficking-days! What really shocks me however, isn't that i didn't go in there one day, to go all poastel on their ass, but, the way the bosses would pretend what they were doing to me was all normal, and, that had it been anyone else doing the job_in the exact same manner as i had done, they would have behaved in the same way. They would not have done any such thing. And anyway, this was all about personality/Not my job!!!
It could be my fault, however, since nobody told me i was to tell, Erin, my actuall boss_that i was Jesus Christ. The thing is: Until i started this new job for him, working on a site where he himself had a boss over him_everything was alright. And when i had a relationship of meny months_where i painted for him, and, never once was asked to re`do my work, why was i to have payment for all such work provided promptly & in-full? Why was i expected to belive_on this job_anything was ment to be different..? Personality, my friends. It all comes down to personality, and, unfortunatly this jack-ass/partner&trumped-up Foreman, didn't have none!
As an example of my rage_against this little no-nothing FucK...in the entire length of my carrear as a house-painter/31 years/ i have only been asked to tape cealings_three times. This dumb-Shit, made me tape the same blasted cealings_four-times, each; which for some reason_neather i or the-God's_will ever understand, i did! The fact of the matter is: if you are a painter, somebody can always find a reason not to pay you.
Of course, i did finally get my Pay-Day payment/smth... at least_most of it. But i tell you this: Had my boss failed to come-up with what he owed, the theater i was forced to witness_was nearly worth the price of the ticket! I never saw such carrings-on, by an aledgely adult-male_in all my life. Why there was screeming &a`hollerin_beggin Erin not to fork-it-over, and, with the owner of the building on the second-floor; while working on arrangements for other potential work he wanted done. Talk about a lack of professionalisum, because, i got my Eight-hundred Bucks baby, but, i couldn't help feel embarrassed for them/LOL
I hate getting fired too, But that's just-it, because, i wasn't fired. Are you kidding...Oh No! I was already well into having that upstairs condo compleatly finished; in another two days. These bastards were quite prepaired to have me finish the dump_this up`comming week, and, then they would have tried to hold-up payment for another three weeks! To be frank however, Jesus Christ, ain't no Fool, and, Daddy, didn't bring me back into this world_to make me look like one eather. Tho i doubt i was ment to work, work, Work_every minute eather, and this Blogging-shit is enough for today. `Amen!
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http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool/ /WE`Don't get here much
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ /again>>>tampered with by Oprah & Co. Hashtags don't work anymore, b/c Chi the Biblical-Whore!
It could be my fault, however, since nobody told me i was to tell, Erin, my actuall boss_that i was Jesus Christ. The thing is: Until i started this new job for him, working on a site where he himself had a boss over him_everything was alright. And when i had a relationship of meny months_where i painted for him, and, never once was asked to re`do my work, why was i to have payment for all such work provided promptly & in-full? Why was i expected to belive_on this job_anything was ment to be different..? Personality, my friends. It all comes down to personality, and, unfortunatly this jack-ass/partner&trumped-up Foreman, didn't have none!
As an example of my rage_against this little no-nothing FucK...in the entire length of my carrear as a house-painter/31 years/ i have only been asked to tape cealings_three times. This dumb-Shit, made me tape the same blasted cealings_four-times, each; which for some reason_neather i or the-God's_will ever understand, i did! The fact of the matter is: if you are a painter, somebody can always find a reason not to pay you.
Of course, i did finally get my Pay-Day payment/smth... at least_most of it. But i tell you this: Had my boss failed to come-up with what he owed, the theater i was forced to witness_was nearly worth the price of the ticket! I never saw such carrings-on, by an aledgely adult-male_in all my life. Why there was screeming &a`hollerin_beggin Erin not to fork-it-over, and, with the owner of the building on the second-floor; while working on arrangements for other potential work he wanted done. Talk about a lack of professionalisum, because, i got my Eight-hundred Bucks baby, but, i couldn't help feel embarrassed for them/LOL
I hate getting fired too, But that's just-it, because, i wasn't fired. Are you kidding...Oh No! I was already well into having that upstairs condo compleatly finished; in another two days. These bastards were quite prepaired to have me finish the dump_this up`comming week, and, then they would have tried to hold-up payment for another three weeks! To be frank however, Jesus Christ, ain't no Fool, and, Daddy, didn't bring me back into this world_to make me look like one eather. Tho i doubt i was ment to work, work, Work_every minute eather, and this Blogging-shit is enough for today. `Amen!
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http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ /again>>>tampered with by Oprah & Co. Hashtags don't work anymore, b/c Chi the Biblical-Whore!
Saturday, 5 November 2011
How Stupid is That
It's a good thing i'm a nice person, because, the grbage i go through sometimes_in defence of my dignity, the adverage indivigual_would blow their cork over! It would be one thing, if folks dissed-me to my face, because of this entity i have become, but, as-we-know, no mortal has ever been able to stand within my/Glory, and doubt that i am Jesus Christ`returned; has it been my wish to allow them this knowladge. And i have only been the confirmed, Messiah-prophet, eleven years now anyway. But to take something i have been doing_for more than half of my life...my carrear in-fact, and turn it into something dirty, and, apparently something i have no experience in...my job as a house-painter/why~~~Why would somebody do that_to me??? When one considers the boss on-site has another apartment-contract_that the word on the street suggests he has been working-on for nearly a year, and, durring the six months i have known him_plumbing-works are yet to be installed, kitchen-cabnets still need to be up-dated, base-board hasn't even been attached yet; obviously i ain't the problem, and, my only question is: How does the little-fuck get away with it???
Why if i was the owner of that place, as would be the case for anyone else, he would`a been taken off the contract_months ago, and a court-date would have been lodged; for the loss of income this apartment should have already earned, because, the shit hadn't been doing the job the way it was supposed to be being-done!!!
So Yea...Let these little FucKs run through the apartment_with a magnifying-glass_looking for pin-holes and specks_that might somehow have been missed_on the bottom of window-ledges & in coat-cupboards..? Sure...Let them tell me that because of that, i can hardly consider myself a professional house-painter.?? And i guess that because every day i return to this site, there has been added even another coat of wall-plaster_all over my work, and, at least somewhere in every room, well that must be my fault too; in spite that plaster wasn't ever any part of my contract, and, it should have been properly done_at least by the time i was asked to do the room over by the third time now???
Goodness-Gracious NO...there would be nothing suggesting: I might be just a little sabotaged on this job_by a load of jelious, lack-lustered, lazy-assed ShmucKs!!!
Why if i was the owner of that place, as would be the case for anyone else, he would`a been taken off the contract_months ago, and a court-date would have been lodged; for the loss of income this apartment should have already earned, because, the shit hadn't been doing the job the way it was supposed to be being-done!!!
So Yea...Let these little FucKs run through the apartment_with a magnifying-glass_looking for pin-holes and specks_that might somehow have been missed_on the bottom of window-ledges & in coat-cupboards..? Sure...Let them tell me that because of that, i can hardly consider myself a professional house-painter.?? And i guess that because every day i return to this site, there has been added even another coat of wall-plaster_all over my work, and, at least somewhere in every room, well that must be my fault too; in spite that plaster wasn't ever any part of my contract, and, it should have been properly done_at least by the time i was asked to do the room over by the third time now???
Goodness-Gracious NO...there would be nothing suggesting: I might be just a little sabotaged on this job_by a load of jelious, lack-lustered, lazy-assed ShmucKs!!!
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
If it's Rigrt it Gotta Be Wrong
When i get-up in the mornings, one of the first things on my mind_always has to deal with the fact that: i am Jesus Christ, and, as the only person confirmed as such_since the last two-thousand years...what am i going to do about it. That question, by-the-way, is one of only a very few_that ever come my way, of which i actually don't have a difinitave answer for, but then, this is a work in progress/right?
What really worries me, and in fact, keeps me up at night, simply is the fact that: i am Jesus Christ. I mean think about it. I'm no better than anyone else. In truth, when it comes to my sinning, i have certianly done more than my share. Unlike my people however, and as has been confirmed to me_by all the Establishments i have contacted_over the years, Jesus Christ was, and is Not_a God who became a man, but, a man_who became a God; which actually means...there is hope for all humanity_to reach the same level of deity, as have i myself. Indeed, i'm no better than anyone else, just different. And the truth is...anyone could have become what i have_had they tried.
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http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /This Blog has been hacked too, so it'sm just an old, but good-read.
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Ministerofcool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
What really worries me, and in fact, keeps me up at night, simply is the fact that: i am Jesus Christ. I mean think about it. I'm no better than anyone else. In truth, when it comes to my sinning, i have certianly done more than my share. Unlike my people however, and as has been confirmed to me_by all the Establishments i have contacted_over the years, Jesus Christ was, and is Not_a God who became a man, but, a man_who became a God; which actually means...there is hope for all humanity_to reach the same level of deity, as have i myself. Indeed, i'm no better than anyone else, just different. And the truth is...anyone could have become what i have_had they tried.
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hached by Oprah & Christian-establishment
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /This Blog has been hacked too, so it'sm just an old, but good-read.
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Ministerofcool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Tuesday, 1 November 2011
Only When I Cry
I have to wonder sometimes why people are so afraid to eather admit, or, realize i actually am this person, this Prophet_in fact, that is ment to play the role of The Returned Jesus Christ? Sure Establishment, and especially Christianity, has twisted the meaning of a returned Messiah_so much, that for the normal indivigual, such a thing is all but impossable. It was never, however, my intent to make myself known to a bunch of idiots, when i first went on-line, and, to be frank, i never thought there were that meny lazy-assed, over-opinionaited fools out there_in the first place, who apparently can eather not read, or, have great difficulity understanding prophecy; especially when it is so well explained to them. Fortunatly, my existance doesn't depend on my people's belief, and, i can carry-on my mission quite well without even a one of them in my court. It would none-the-less be nice to be regonized for what i have done in this world, even if not totally apprichiated; for one reason or another.
To be sure...I never expected folks to fall down on their knees, and sing praise to me_for what i have done; since most of my miracles have been preformed one, by my enemies, and two_yes because of me, but, chiefly through Christian-establishments ability to prevent the world from learning: these aggreements have been followed through, mostly in an attempt to prevent humanity from learning of my existance.
As an example to the above mentioned statement, one example of so, so-meny, lets take my official religious-name_if you like, Jesus Christ, and, how it is that that is my name; while yet_nobody actually belives it; other than of course, Christian-establishment_who actually gave me the rights to both this name, and, all titles that go along with it. How could it be, in-other-words, that i have been given this name_by Establishment, and as said, my presents is not known throughout the entire world?/!! Well...i'm sorry people, but, if you want my answer to that question_firstly i have to ask, again: How could the commoners be so stupid?
To be sure...I never expected folks to fall down on their knees, and sing praise to me_for what i have done; since most of my miracles have been preformed one, by my enemies, and two_yes because of me, but, chiefly through Christian-establishments ability to prevent the world from learning: these aggreements have been followed through, mostly in an attempt to prevent humanity from learning of my existance.
As an example to the above mentioned statement, one example of so, so-meny, lets take my official religious-name_if you like, Jesus Christ, and, how it is that that is my name; while yet_nobody actually belives it; other than of course, Christian-establishment_who actually gave me the rights to both this name, and, all titles that go along with it. How could it be, in-other-words, that i have been given this name_by Establishment, and as said, my presents is not known throughout the entire world?/!! Well...i'm sorry people, but, if you want my answer to that question_firstly i have to ask, again: How could the commoners be so stupid?
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Occupy Wall Street
Had the world known me_eleven years ago, when Oprah first stole the idea from that letter i sent to both Chi & Rosie, which would almost instantly cause the launch of "O"Magazine, and exactly one year later_the launch of Rosie's short-lived rag, (i saw to that) my people would know; this 'Occupy Wall Street' revolution_is exactly what i predicted: though i have to admit, i never expected it to take this long; for that prediction to be finally fullfilled. No it didn't happen exactly as i had predicted it would, but, i did clearly say: Were Miss. Winfrey & Rosie, not to grant me the regonition i warrented_towards the creation of their little publications, i would tear them apart "brick by brick, instution by instution", and i ment every word of it too!
Of course, it may not be all that important that my people know me at all, since_though hacked and altered by Miss Winfrey & Co. my web-page contains most of the letters i sent to Christian-establishment anyways, and, at least The Establishment itself knows i understand how to use the power the Gods have given to me; to see that my directives will eventually be fullfilled. But then there are a lot of things people don't know about me, or my powers of persuasion. That's ok though, because, Oprah sure as hell found out_very early into our relationship; that there is no doubt Chi understands how i have changed their (the big-wigs) little world, and more especially what dammage i have needed cause her personally_for the way she once decived me. And her life has never quite gone the way she expected it to_ever since!
True, few understand, or know in any way_that once, Miss Winfrey, had intentions of becomming the first American black-President, though that Chi never was able to announce this to her public, yea, i have to take credit for that too. The truth is: Oprah first revealed her intentions_when Chi allowed a statement in "The National Enquirrer" or some such-like rag, to publish she had intentions for gaining a seat in The Ameracin Senate. Had i allowed her that seat, or, even the conversation to continue, who really thinks my little, Biblical Whore of Revelation, would have thewarted the oppertunity_within a few years later, to launch a campaign for the Presidenticy of The United States of America? So Yea! I wrote to that now somewhat stinking American instution, The Senate, and told them just what our little Miss Winfrey did, and made it quite clear_had Chi been given a seat, in no way would i fail to devuldge to the world_what Chi had done, and, further-more, there was nothing that was going to prevent me from eventually announcing to humanity_all those whom had betraied me; in protection of our little Miss Winfrey!
We ain't done yet, but, We're vicious...
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http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Of course, it may not be all that important that my people know me at all, since_though hacked and altered by Miss Winfrey & Co. my web-page contains most of the letters i sent to Christian-establishment anyways, and, at least The Establishment itself knows i understand how to use the power the Gods have given to me; to see that my directives will eventually be fullfilled. But then there are a lot of things people don't know about me, or my powers of persuasion. That's ok though, because, Oprah sure as hell found out_very early into our relationship; that there is no doubt Chi understands how i have changed their (the big-wigs) little world, and more especially what dammage i have needed cause her personally_for the way she once decived me. And her life has never quite gone the way she expected it to_ever since!
True, few understand, or know in any way_that once, Miss Winfrey, had intentions of becomming the first American black-President, though that Chi never was able to announce this to her public, yea, i have to take credit for that too. The truth is: Oprah first revealed her intentions_when Chi allowed a statement in "The National Enquirrer" or some such-like rag, to publish she had intentions for gaining a seat in The Ameracin Senate. Had i allowed her that seat, or, even the conversation to continue, who really thinks my little, Biblical Whore of Revelation, would have thewarted the oppertunity_within a few years later, to launch a campaign for the Presidenticy of The United States of America? So Yea! I wrote to that now somewhat stinking American instution, The Senate, and told them just what our little Miss Winfrey did, and made it quite clear_had Chi been given a seat, in no way would i fail to devuldge to the world_what Chi had done, and, further-more, there was nothing that was going to prevent me from eventually announcing to humanity_all those whom had betraied me; in protection of our little Miss Winfrey!
We ain't done yet, but, We're vicious...
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http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
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http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
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http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Monday, 24 October 2011
In The Beginning
I can't belive i gotta change all my passwords for my e:mail/AC'c & especially my`twitter-accounts_after some fuck hacked into my/Blog at http://i_christ.blogspot.com/, though i well knew this day was going to arrive; eventually. That doesn't however, make it any less of a PissOff, and, quite frankly, i feel rather violated_again! And to hink that anyone else_might have had something to do with this...someone other than, or, to do with, the mighty Oprah friggin Winfrey...well No! I don't think we have to look much further than that; to find the gilty party. Still, i guess it's better than having them try to kill me_like they had so meny times in the past; just after Chi launched that rag_some people call a magazine. You know...that same publication_for which idea she got, from a lettewr i sent to the Bitch all those eleven (11) years ago!
More of a Curse
Folks might think it normal to belive, i must have done something very bad in my life_to have become what has become of me. And sometimes, i am inclined to agree_though, only for a moment or two. Being me however, seems more of a curse than a blessing, most of the time. Oh sure! I asked The Mormon Church to grant me_on three differant occaisions_the right to use the titles, and, eventually the name itself, Jesus Christ. But really...Who honestly belives i actually thought they were going to give them & IT to me? I know in the beginning, i sure as Hell didn't. And there it is...the pain of my existance. In whole, i have become something that half the world thinks never existed, and, because of what His`return is supposed to mean, none in the world want to belive exists today! And in an attempt to deni me, my people fall back on an assumption_none of them belive, but, claim has to happen; in order to prove that i'm telling the truth. In-other-words: I have to litterly fall out of the bloody sky! Humm...Maybe i should heve thought this over, before i undertook my`mission/ lol
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http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
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http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool /We don't go here much_too hard to use
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Tuesday, 18 October 2011
This Is IT
We suppose WE will try to be nice on this page/Blog, tho it is doubtfull i shall offer such grace to My`enemies; of which are plenty, all whom are powerfull, and, every last one of them_corrupt, to the very core. I will Not however, take a mear three (3) minutes_like i normally do with people i meet in public, on the street, in stores, going to and from work etc._how i became "The Vessel_in which JesusChrist`lives", but, instead...will explain that to you_in every post. So, if you decide to stay here, hang-on, because, it undoubtabully is gonna be a bujmpy-ride_as i shatter almost everything you have ever come to belive about Me; so that at long-last, you finally may know truth, and, hopefully attain that most elusive gift of all, Enlightenment!
So Yea! This is it, My People! It is here_where i will state my`case; that Humanity may know the true sufferings of a , Jesus Christ`returned, and with any luck, come to realize iAM, iDo`exist, & am very much like you.
Amen
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http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/JesusChrist_II
So Yea! This is it, My People! It is here_where i will state my`case; that Humanity may know the true sufferings of a , Jesus Christ`returned, and with any luck, come to realize iAM, iDo`exist, & am very much like you.
Amen
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