The Last Friday

Oh Father: Why hast thee forsaken me?
Here i have been on Twitter nearly three years now; which incidently might just be about how long 'they' have been on-line, and, only on the last Friday of the year_have i now realized what it's all about!
I feel almost like an absolute idiot, because, i thought for all these years_the best way to reach the spisific people i was intrested in, was simply to #hashtag, not realizing the other half to that equaision was, Trending Topics!

Never mind the fact_if it's true, and it is-that, Pope John Paul II, once titled me as "the First Saint of the Inter-net", and that therefore_by ordanary peoples standards_there really shouldn't be much about the Internet, i havn't already figured-out; especially when one considers i have been on-line_giong on to Twelve years now!

Oh Yeah Sure, i'm as common & ordanary as the next person. Going on-line and hooking-up to Social-media comunities, especially with a name like mine_is a powerfull_if not quite personal experiance. I mean, baby...it's a high to be able to present yourself as possably the greatest man that ever lived_within known human-history; Come-On! That's not what i went on-line for however; beliving my mission much more important than my personal gratifacation. So suprizingly or not, for my`self, the situation actually is_in meny ways, as normal as it gets! And neather could it probably be, or, appear to me as anything else_than what it is, because, after all...it is true and on this subject i know in my heart, i have never told a lie, or, tried even to mislead anybody; at least not anyone, or anytime that i know of. The world, or at least the numb-skulls running it, have proclaimed me as, Jesus Christ, and, it's not my fault_if they're not telling you about it!

But when i think about the ammount of time i have wasted, simply because i didn't understand one simple key; which could have been used to open-up this social-media thing_such as the differiance between 'hashtaging' and trending-topics on Twitter, it almost makes my head want to explode! And here i thought it was the tight eye-glasses around my aging crown_which was responsible for giving me all these headakes!

Anyway...All i can say is: "It that was the last Friday of year 2011, and i none-the-less have now learned this valubale lesson, well, just bring-on Two-thousand and Twelve, baby, because i sure as fuck have finally been clad in armor; of which i never before knew existed, but, am fully capabul of utilizing_for the betterment of human-kind!"
Amen