Some people might think i have been way too-loud, and, defencive of my name_in the past, but, they have also failed to realize...i havn't even taken my gloves off yet. That, i am afraid, is about to drastically change, because, with the predictions of my aincent peoples hitting all of us_smack in the face on December 21/2012, "nice" Jesus Christ, or, a timmed voice, probably is something this world doesn't really need all-that-much anymore? And yes...you heard me, my people...That was me formally being nice!
Perhaps however, it might be time we examin those words we equate with "nice, kind, loving, mannerly, just etc" and set them up against "Honest"? It may not be nice, or anything near it, but, the 2012 prophesies are, at the end of the day, baised in reality, and, a truth we can understand through Science. It almost makes one wonder why The Ancients, or, the characters whom wrote The Holy Bible said: We should not put our faith in Science. To me, that doesn't sound like they were saying: Dont Trust Science... What they were saying was: No matter what we do, we as a people_cannot alter the course of true-science; any more than we can prevent the sun from rising every morning, the earth from hurteling through space, or, the moon's effect upon the oceans! So Yea...it's not only the Gods who say the world is ending_as we know it, but, even Science itself says there is no way to avoid our doom, and, the new day that will rise from the ashes.
To me, the worst thing we can do_as a collective_is to forget our science. True in the past, we may not have compleatly understood it. But now, as this planet hurls towards that special part of The Milky-Way Galaxy, through science_we understand the forces of gravity_that perobably are going to pull us apart at-the-seams, and, although there is, and, never was anything we could do about it, with this knowladge_at least the next time, we may better prepair ourselves. I mean, Come-On people! We had 26 Thousand years to make ready for this great iniquity_about to befall us. Instead, as the human-race crawled it's way back onto the surface, the last time, we re`learned the art of both war, and, over-population. Instead of prepairing places to save all of humanity_which would inhabit the earth_when the`er, blessed-event announced itself_upon our doorstep, for too meny Thousands of years, we had been living only for the day we actually walked the earth; with no reguard for tomorrow; or those whom would follow in our footsteps. So Sure...It's a tough lesson to learn, but, tomorrow has arrived!
Just as it does every 13 Thousand years, the sun is about to all but explode_spewing particles all over the planet_this time, knocking-out all electrical-activity; that when it happens_most of us won't know even what is going on, and, the rest of us_won't want to admit it.
That's Human-nature, i guess...
Amen
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Monday, 28 November 2011
Monday, 21 November 2011
So Amazing
At the end of the day, i think we all know: i could easily use a better turm_than amazing, to describe the violent-actions some people use to explain their servicetude towards God, their Religion, or, some other like-minded belives. Why were that a creditable way of going about dealing with apposing-forces...destroying them through the use of violance, living on this planet today, i find it difficult to immagain anyone_who has been more betraied_by more people and indiviguals in Establishment; than what has occured with me_over the course of the past eleven years. Let me assure everyone however, that though i have been betraied by, Oprah Winfrey, that soon after it was necessarry to turn, theBitch, into "The Biblical Whore of Revelation"...though i have been denied by The North Amercian Television-industry_while they protect her from what Chi has done...although eventually a one little small-minded, ignorant, petty, and childish, George Walker Bush, decived me, in that directly through me, he learned how to blackmail The Television industry & Mass-media_into allowing him to bust his way onto the sands of, Iraq, none-the-less, i would never, ever condone the use of violance_to punish my enemies. And that would be in spite of the fact that all too often in the past, Christianity has been all too prepaired to ues the name of, Jesus Christ, to launch their nasty little wars!!
Saturday, 19 November 2011
My-Bad`Jesus
Perhaps i'll catch some shit for this: though these words must be said; since i don't want my people to miss_an oppertunity, to get inside my head. Being Jesus Christ comes with a lot of difficulities; few of which are enjoyed; that acting all sweet and nice, is a pratice i've too seldome emploied.
Being all sweet and nice, however, i have learned, is Not the best-way to get my people to belive_in me, The- Saviour, has returned. They don't want someone who will agree with everything they say_in The Bible, in Church, or generally_on the street ;any more than they want a, Jesus, who will yeald to their demands...though, they do like to pretend. At the end of the day, none-the-less, people want a Christ they can challange, or, question the true-existance there`of, and, hopfully defeat on-line, and, in front of the world, because, in this way_they can feel all safe and secure in their sinfullness. Well, i wish them lots of luck_with that, because, in spite of what The Church, Religion, or, my people want to belive, i am no better than them, never was in eather life-time, and, am a sinner_just like them. The fact is: There be more Human to, Jesus Christ, than there be God. And that's something i don't feel i have to appoligise for/sorry!
Getting back to my point, however, i am convinced folks don't want some, Jesus, to just fall out`a some cloud, ro, something_eather! Think about it...Where would be the miracle of, Jesus Christ, if all he had to do was drop from the Heavens. What challange would ther be for a man to enlighten men; when all he had to do was fall out of the sky one day, and, somehow plant his feet both safely and firmly on solid earth? No my people! What you want is a man who has the ability, and, hopefully will eventually be sucessfull at overpowering his enemies, The Establishment, whon are, and, have always been the true enemies of humanity; since in reality: we are all here for one purpous, and one alone>>>To serve as minions_to those whom hold power over us.
So, what cracks me up, and, brings a delightfull ammount of humor into my day is: the way this latest, Jesus Christ want-a-be, that Nut-job who took pot-shots at the Obama White-House, came to the conclusion that, Oprah friggin Winfrey, would have any intrest in portraying him as...well_as Me!
Millionairs, and Billionairs, all want to beleve themselves at the top of their game. More imporantly, they want a humanity that will be subserviant to them...someone who will build their undergroung cities and bunkers; in the event that things actually do go quite wrong in-the-end. And weather we want to realize it or not, if something does actually fall out of the sky_like a giant rock, or something, well none of those Safe`places built by the little-people, will we be wellcomed to live in. Like the trash which litters this planet, the greatest part of Humanity, will be left above-ground_to be rolled-over and crushed for a Thousand years; by the Ice-age that surly would follow such an event! And they cretianly don't want some dude like me, to warn you about them...
Being all sweet and nice, however, i have learned, is Not the best-way to get my people to belive_in me, The- Saviour, has returned. They don't want someone who will agree with everything they say_in The Bible, in Church, or generally_on the street ;any more than they want a, Jesus, who will yeald to their demands...though, they do like to pretend. At the end of the day, none-the-less, people want a Christ they can challange, or, question the true-existance there`of, and, hopfully defeat on-line, and, in front of the world, because, in this way_they can feel all safe and secure in their sinfullness. Well, i wish them lots of luck_with that, because, in spite of what The Church, Religion, or, my people want to belive, i am no better than them, never was in eather life-time, and, am a sinner_just like them. The fact is: There be more Human to, Jesus Christ, than there be God. And that's something i don't feel i have to appoligise for/sorry!
Getting back to my point, however, i am convinced folks don't want some, Jesus, to just fall out`a some cloud, ro, something_eather! Think about it...Where would be the miracle of, Jesus Christ, if all he had to do was drop from the Heavens. What challange would ther be for a man to enlighten men; when all he had to do was fall out of the sky one day, and, somehow plant his feet both safely and firmly on solid earth? No my people! What you want is a man who has the ability, and, hopefully will eventually be sucessfull at overpowering his enemies, The Establishment, whon are, and, have always been the true enemies of humanity; since in reality: we are all here for one purpous, and one alone>>>To serve as minions_to those whom hold power over us.
So, what cracks me up, and, brings a delightfull ammount of humor into my day is: the way this latest, Jesus Christ want-a-be, that Nut-job who took pot-shots at the Obama White-House, came to the conclusion that, Oprah friggin Winfrey, would have any intrest in portraying him as...well_as Me!
Millionairs, and Billionairs, all want to beleve themselves at the top of their game. More imporantly, they want a humanity that will be subserviant to them...someone who will build their undergroung cities and bunkers; in the event that things actually do go quite wrong in-the-end. And weather we want to realize it or not, if something does actually fall out of the sky_like a giant rock, or something, well none of those Safe`places built by the little-people, will we be wellcomed to live in. Like the trash which litters this planet, the greatest part of Humanity, will be left above-ground_to be rolled-over and crushed for a Thousand years; by the Ice-age that surly would follow such an event! And they cretianly don't want some dude like me, to warn you about them...
Thursday, 17 November 2011
Hash-Tags!
Un
Unless i'm able to think of a new way every morning, when i get out of bed_to gain attention of the world that, indeed...i have returned, there really doesn't seem a good reason for getting-up in the-first-place. And in the event that we might be wondering...i am usually up before seven A.M., thank-you!!
Anyway: To-day i have decided to use my Twitter/AC in a new way, since...obviously, "tweeting" is the way i best get my message out-there, and, to my people/lol
It doesn't matter really eather, to me_ how meny followers i have, since i use hash-tags to reach those i'm intrested in getting my message to .Yea sure...Some might think had i a bigger, perhaps more inlightened-following, if i am really, Jesus Christ, folks looking-in from the out`side_might be more inclined to belive; there actually is something here. But i'm not so sure of that, because, since the people who do follow me, few and far-between_they may be, well i'm quite sure that although they never actually Tweet-me, they do read, myTweets, and realizing there's nothing to argue about here, combined with the fact that they have no real or finnacial-way_of assisting my cause, they are happy to sit on the side-lines, both while i battle this thing out, and, in the event that should they be able to assist in the fucture_at least they will have gained a good idea as to what has been going on in my life_before they got involved. Those would be the kind of people someone like me would call... "My`People"!!
Getting back to what this post is supposed to be all about, however, i belive we were talking about, hash-tags, and the way, or, reason i use them. Naturally it's always better ton use a, tag; of`which is topicial, and, at the-same-time means something to the general-public. Without question, of course, Jesus Christ, would fit best as number`1; nobody can hardly doubt that/lol,Right.?, haha None-the-less, and, shopuld we allow ourselves to excape my Glory & WONDER_for a moment(just joking people)well the, hashtag, for to-day is #Occupy!
OccupyThisStreet, OccupyThatStreet, OccupyWallStreet, OccupyYourStreet, OccupyMyStreet, OccupyOwnStreet, OccupyEveryStreet, and, quite frankly...#OccupyEveryThing, because, My People...That's just the way it has to be.
Unless i'm able to think of a new way every morning, when i get out of bed_to gain attention of the world that, indeed...i have returned, there really doesn't seem a good reason for getting-up in the-first-place. And in the event that we might be wondering...i am usually up before seven A.M., thank-you!!
Anyway: To-day i have decided to use my Twitter/AC in a new way, since...obviously, "tweeting" is the way i best get my message out-there, and, to my people/lol
It doesn't matter really eather, to me_ how meny followers i have, since i use hash-tags to reach those i'm intrested in getting my message to .Yea sure...Some might think had i a bigger, perhaps more inlightened-following, if i am really, Jesus Christ, folks looking-in from the out`side_might be more inclined to belive; there actually is something here. But i'm not so sure of that, because, since the people who do follow me, few and far-between_they may be, well i'm quite sure that although they never actually Tweet-me, they do read, myTweets, and realizing there's nothing to argue about here, combined with the fact that they have no real or finnacial-way_of assisting my cause, they are happy to sit on the side-lines, both while i battle this thing out, and, in the event that should they be able to assist in the fucture_at least they will have gained a good idea as to what has been going on in my life_before they got involved. Those would be the kind of people someone like me would call... "My`People"!!
Getting back to what this post is supposed to be all about, however, i belive we were talking about, hash-tags, and the way, or, reason i use them. Naturally it's always better ton use a, tag; of`which is topicial, and, at the-same-time means something to the general-public. Without question, of course, Jesus Christ, would fit best as number`1; nobody can hardly doubt that/lol,Right.?, haha None-the-less, and, shopuld we allow ourselves to excape my Glory & WONDER_for a moment(just joking people)well the, hashtag, for to-day is #Occupy!
OccupyThisStreet, OccupyThatStreet, OccupyWallStreet, OccupyYourStreet, OccupyMyStreet, OccupyOwnStreet, OccupyEveryStreet, and, quite frankly...#OccupyEveryThing, because, My People...That's just the way it has to be.
Tuesday, 15 November 2011
You Wanna Hear Bout Un-Fare
At the root of it, i am just like you...really, and, to prove-it, some people might think i have reason to be slightly embarrassed_after this post; though_should you not mind, i personally would prefure to look-upon this... :"Simply as part of the human-condition, or, my living of-it"/lol We'll see, haha...
In reality, we are going to have a brief overview of my day...well at least the first part of it, because, usually by this time_in the afternoon, you know_around Three, i have been much too consumed_in or by_ my/Own absolute Glory&WONDER, that`Ahem~:We don't spend much more time discussing it with the world, or, on that silly Inter-net thingy, of which through Pope Jhon Paul II, i am "The REAL First Saint_there`of(of course...thats a story for another-day, right?/!! Right.
/>>>u c, i really can be an ass-hole_when i try/right??? hahahaha O! Crap!etc..
Anyway, here's the embarrassing-part, at least from my perspective_that is, and of course_were i a smaller person, or, a less magnaniamous indivigual/OhYea! Well..?
So here i am on the phone_for the last two days, trying to locate a Food-bank_in my area. Well Come-On! The Government pays me a Thousand Dollars a month, to be Jesus, or, to allow themselves to get-away with pretending to belive me in-sain...you decide/haha
The point is: I an eledgiable for assistance; just for the fact that i am a Canadian, live in Quebec, and, that's just the way things are here, right??/! Right!
Of course, none of this has to do with the fact that: Throuh me, and, letters i once sent between Church-officials, the North-American Television-industry, The United-Nations, The Presidential-office of a one, George Walker Bush...etc/Well never-mind that because of those letters, and, perhaps meny more, Meny-meny more_eventually Christian Establishment, or, more importnatly_The Church_was able to work-out a deal with Special-intrests; that would for the first time_again...in Amercian-history_allow Orginized-religion to_for the first time in that self-same_Amercian History, to recive Fedreal-funding.!!
As mentioned, however, these are conversations_all for another-day. The point is: Be i or bi i not this generations person responsible for...and i know you're going to like this..."Feeding My`Mulitude" and, no matter how good, i belive, the Canadian/Quebec Health-care/Social-assistance programs to be, somehow i still managed to return home_with an empty belly.
One doesn't have to feel sorry for me though. This was more all of an experiment, rather than my need to be fed_ through the public-purse. The fact is: There might be a lot of programs out there, for my people to utiliaze, but, gainning access to them_can be quite difficult. In meny cases, eather officials don't have the information folks need; to locate these services, when you are given a phone-number to call_there is no live person at the other end of the line, or, when some beruicrate actually furnishes you with an actuall address, and, one shows-up there, the place is eather closed four days a week, or, it has moved to some other location; meaning that the city-records have not been kept up to date. So like i said: There's no need to feel sorry for me, but, think about all those poor-souls out trhere_who eather don't have even a telephone; rto hopefully make their quest at least somewhat easier, or, Heaven's-forbid, are sleeping out in the streets!!/?
In reality, we are going to have a brief overview of my day...well at least the first part of it, because, usually by this time_in the afternoon, you know_around Three, i have been much too consumed_in or by_ my/Own absolute Glory&WONDER, that`Ahem~:We don't spend much more time discussing it with the world, or, on that silly Inter-net thingy, of which through Pope Jhon Paul II, i am "The REAL First Saint_there`of(of course...thats a story for another-day, right?/!! Right.
/>>>u c, i really can be an ass-hole_when i try/right??? hahahaha O! Crap!etc..
Anyway, here's the embarrassing-part, at least from my perspective_that is, and of course_were i a smaller person, or, a less magnaniamous indivigual/OhYea! Well..?
So here i am on the phone_for the last two days, trying to locate a Food-bank_in my area. Well Come-On! The Government pays me a Thousand Dollars a month, to be Jesus, or, to allow themselves to get-away with pretending to belive me in-sain...you decide/haha
The point is: I an eledgiable for assistance; just for the fact that i am a Canadian, live in Quebec, and, that's just the way things are here, right??/! Right!
Of course, none of this has to do with the fact that: Throuh me, and, letters i once sent between Church-officials, the North-American Television-industry, The United-Nations, The Presidential-office of a one, George Walker Bush...etc/Well never-mind that because of those letters, and, perhaps meny more, Meny-meny more_eventually Christian Establishment, or, more importnatly_The Church_was able to work-out a deal with Special-intrests; that would for the first time_again...in Amercian-history_allow Orginized-religion to_for the first time in that self-same_Amercian History, to recive Fedreal-funding.!!
As mentioned, however, these are conversations_all for another-day. The point is: Be i or bi i not this generations person responsible for...and i know you're going to like this..."Feeding My`Mulitude" and, no matter how good, i belive, the Canadian/Quebec Health-care/Social-assistance programs to be, somehow i still managed to return home_with an empty belly.
One doesn't have to feel sorry for me though. This was more all of an experiment, rather than my need to be fed_ through the public-purse. The fact is: There might be a lot of programs out there, for my people to utiliaze, but, gainning access to them_can be quite difficult. In meny cases, eather officials don't have the information folks need; to locate these services, when you are given a phone-number to call_there is no live person at the other end of the line, or, when some beruicrate actually furnishes you with an actuall address, and, one shows-up there, the place is eather closed four days a week, or, it has moved to some other location; meaning that the city-records have not been kept up to date. So like i said: There's no need to feel sorry for me, but, think about all those poor-souls out trhere_who eather don't have even a telephone; rto hopefully make their quest at least somewhat easier, or, Heaven's-forbid, are sleeping out in the streets!!/?
Sunday, 13 November 2011
What Difference has it Made
To be sure: The true feelings i have_reguarding this thing i have become, i am afraid my people will never fully understand...
One has to suppose my only constint in this, is that in His life-time, much of what the original Christ said, wasn't understood by a vast portune of His public eather. It doesn't make matters any easier to deal with, however, and when combined with what the return of, Jesus Christ, means to humanity, or, the threat reguarding the continuiance there`of... Well you get the point.
Folks mustn't get me wrong though, please.
Oh Sure... I would have loved to have walked through life, personally burned by the most powerfull instutions and indiviguals on the face of the planet, and none-the-less, been able to find a way of handeling the situation; without the need of of being turned into the living-god!
As has been said however, to other friends_at other times: I could have built a case against Christian-establishment_worth now perhaps Ten point Five Billion Dollars_since the time both, Oprah Winfrey & Rosie O'Doneal, stole the ideas for their magazines from me, and, done so under my birth name. Humanity however would have looked at that case, and as we imagain it before, The-Courts, said: Huh, Brannon Who!!
So Yes!! I wrote directly to those people & instutions of absolute-power_which litter the face of this planet; trying to make them see the un-fairness of the situation i was emersed within. And at the same time, yes...i did cause people whom once reguarded themselves my peers, to grant me titles more wonderious than any ever bestowed upon a single human-being_save One. And Yes!! I did watch people share & keep this secret umunst themselves_for the love of money, power and fame; all the while_denying me the rightfull-regonition that was due me in the-first-place. Sure!! I got to watch folks who decided on their own to become both mine, and, the enemies of humanity itself_drive themselves up to the gates of, Armageddion-itself; again, all in an attempt to deni me what rightfully was mine,ie)The regonition those magazine-ideas originatted with myself... And Yes!! With the titles that have been bestowed upon me, my enemies rest on the cusp of the Abiss.
One however, is still inclined to ask: "What difference has it made_in the grand skeam-of-things, and, who really even knows i exist; other than the few people whom might read my/Blog from time to time, or those who see me on Twitter?? In the eyes of Religion, i have become the living-imbodiment of Jesus Christ Himself... I still don't have the power to save My`people; should something come hurtelling to earth from the skies, beltching-up from the-crust within, should we get covered by some Three-hundred feet of water, etc...
So like i said: What difference has it made, really!
And then...IT`slaps you in the face! There really is only one thing left_at the end of the day/Faith! Faith, that if there is a human-soul, something that can live-on_after our mortal-being is passed-away, it is not so-much our faith in God that will save us, as much as it is the ability to belive in our own human-deeds; should they have been preformed honestly, and, with the best of intentions...there is a soul perhaps worthy of being saved!!
`Ahem~Personally: I could have there`fore, no greater wish; than that:"Those people whom consider themselves likened to, Christ, be they belive it be me or not...Their Works Shall Set-Them-Free!!"
Amen
One has to suppose my only constint in this, is that in His life-time, much of what the original Christ said, wasn't understood by a vast portune of His public eather. It doesn't make matters any easier to deal with, however, and when combined with what the return of, Jesus Christ, means to humanity, or, the threat reguarding the continuiance there`of... Well you get the point.
Folks mustn't get me wrong though, please.
Oh Sure... I would have loved to have walked through life, personally burned by the most powerfull instutions and indiviguals on the face of the planet, and none-the-less, been able to find a way of handeling the situation; without the need of of being turned into the living-god!
As has been said however, to other friends_at other times: I could have built a case against Christian-establishment_worth now perhaps Ten point Five Billion Dollars_since the time both, Oprah Winfrey & Rosie O'Doneal, stole the ideas for their magazines from me, and, done so under my birth name. Humanity however would have looked at that case, and as we imagain it before, The-Courts, said: Huh, Brannon Who!!
So Yes!! I wrote directly to those people & instutions of absolute-power_which litter the face of this planet; trying to make them see the un-fairness of the situation i was emersed within. And at the same time, yes...i did cause people whom once reguarded themselves my peers, to grant me titles more wonderious than any ever bestowed upon a single human-being_save One. And Yes!! I did watch people share & keep this secret umunst themselves_for the love of money, power and fame; all the while_denying me the rightfull-regonition that was due me in the-first-place. Sure!! I got to watch folks who decided on their own to become both mine, and, the enemies of humanity itself_drive themselves up to the gates of, Armageddion-itself; again, all in an attempt to deni me what rightfully was mine,ie)The regonition those magazine-ideas originatted with myself... And Yes!! With the titles that have been bestowed upon me, my enemies rest on the cusp of the Abiss.
One however, is still inclined to ask: "What difference has it made_in the grand skeam-of-things, and, who really even knows i exist; other than the few people whom might read my/Blog from time to time, or those who see me on Twitter?? In the eyes of Religion, i have become the living-imbodiment of Jesus Christ Himself... I still don't have the power to save My`people; should something come hurtelling to earth from the skies, beltching-up from the-crust within, should we get covered by some Three-hundred feet of water, etc...
So like i said: What difference has it made, really!
And then...IT`slaps you in the face! There really is only one thing left_at the end of the day/Faith! Faith, that if there is a human-soul, something that can live-on_after our mortal-being is passed-away, it is not so-much our faith in God that will save us, as much as it is the ability to belive in our own human-deeds; should they have been preformed honestly, and, with the best of intentions...there is a soul perhaps worthy of being saved!!
`Ahem~Personally: I could have there`fore, no greater wish; than that:"Those people whom consider themselves likened to, Christ, be they belive it be me or not...Their Works Shall Set-Them-Free!!"
Amen
Saturday, 12 November 2011
My Ppl
Sometimes i have to wonder: why do i try so hard, to let My People know of my return? They probably think_for the most part that: The only reason i would try to make such claims, is because i have some dark, un-holy need_to boast myself as something that not only has nothing to do with me, but, even as some entity_that in no-way could even ever exist again. That is to say: if Jesus Christ, ever actually even existed in the-first-place right/haha
My people are all so fragile & delicate too, that one has to suspect if i wasn't actually walking on water_compaired to my powerful & corrupt enemies_every day of my life, and, had i not the obvious protection of forces_none of us can afford to belive are not there to protect us_under such circumstances, folks would show-up at my door in numbers; that would make Occupy Wall-Street look like some sort of family-outing, or a camp-ground picnic-party; while every one of them would be wealding an ax, and a mace_in the other hand_to use against both me & the truth!!
Sometimes, one has to wonder however, if my way of handeling things_is always the best? True, i knew_all my life...i was destined for greatness. As i have said on other Blogs, and, in other times: "I didn't expect this level of greatness_to be thrust upon me." I mean, i only wanted to be Prime Minister, right! A nation of some mear Thrity-three Million souls. If i am over`whelmed_at times, because of what actually has happened, well...isn't that just my humanity Not only rearing it's ugly-head, but, also the one thing_in this whole mess, i am most derturmand to hold on-to! So Yea! I lash/out_at times, becasuse, just like you...i am Human!! Call it a failicy? I am confidant to refure to that as: My-rock!! I know, my`Friends: when men begin to think they have become God's, they loose touch with reality... And i am much too-wise, much too-bold, and, in the name of my`god, much too proud...to ever_in the slightest way...loose-touch_with Reality.
Amen!
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http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCllo
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /Password recently still stolen/site Not used, but still a good-read...
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http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
My people are all so fragile & delicate too, that one has to suspect if i wasn't actually walking on water_compaired to my powerful & corrupt enemies_every day of my life, and, had i not the obvious protection of forces_none of us can afford to belive are not there to protect us_under such circumstances, folks would show-up at my door in numbers; that would make Occupy Wall-Street look like some sort of family-outing, or a camp-ground picnic-party; while every one of them would be wealding an ax, and a mace_in the other hand_to use against both me & the truth!!
Sometimes, one has to wonder however, if my way of handeling things_is always the best? True, i knew_all my life...i was destined for greatness. As i have said on other Blogs, and, in other times: "I didn't expect this level of greatness_to be thrust upon me." I mean, i only wanted to be Prime Minister, right! A nation of some mear Thrity-three Million souls. If i am over`whelmed_at times, because of what actually has happened, well...isn't that just my humanity Not only rearing it's ugly-head, but, also the one thing_in this whole mess, i am most derturmand to hold on-to! So Yea! I lash/out_at times, becasuse, just like you...i am Human!! Call it a failicy? I am confidant to refure to that as: My-rock!! I know, my`Friends: when men begin to think they have become God's, they loose touch with reality... And i am much too-wise, much too-bold, and, in the name of my`god, much too proud...to ever_in the slightest way...loose-touch_with Reality.
Amen!
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Friday, 11 November 2011
"Tweets" To My Sweet Disgrace
11/11/11 23:11 P.M.
Tweet #1
Son`a aGun,this aint happening~
WeWont B`fraid2Tweet?
#JesusChrist,may Not B nappin~
But We said: Good-night, My sheep!
Tweet#2
I'm here2Defend #JesusChrist,
#So i'll do-It_as though it were i~
With every ounce of #GodGiven`might,
I'll claim, #victory,or-die!
Tweet#3
Tweet #1
Son`a aGun,this aint happening~
WeWont B`fraid2Tweet?
#JesusChrist,may Not B nappin~
But We said: Good-night, My sheep!
Tweet#2
I'm here2Defend #JesusChrist,
#So i'll do-It_as though it were i~
With every ounce of #GodGiven`might,
I'll claim, #victory,or-die!
Tweet#3
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
It's Madness I-Tell-You
Sometimes i think i must be just a little-bit, not so far down into my soul, evil. Why else would i think of ways to punish, Mrs. Chruch-lady, next door_for the way she treats me, ay? And,boi!~~Do i have a punnishment_for her to-day!
Think-about-it...Here Chi is_sittin in her house all-day, the music so-loud_it's shaking the walls, and, she be singing, shouting and a hollering_at the top of her lungs: "God Is God, Jesus Loves You, Hallelujah, Hallelujha bla bla bla, but, the minute Chi come out`a that little rat-hole, all she can think to do is get right-up in my face, and deni me..? I don't bother her, i dont speak to her, i don't even look at her; if i see her on the street, so...don't you think she should leave me the fuck alone. But No. Every time Chi get near me its: Jesus this, and Jesus that. Good-Grief! It's madness, i tell you! Shut your stupid mouth, old-lady!
Of course, i could have brought this upon myself_to some degree. Perhaps there are folks that think i shouldn't have posted my Twitter-addresses in my front window? And of course, i'm living my life in accoridance to what other people think, right? Such people however, i belive, need to look at the situatition from my perspective. If i have become, this thing, Christian-establishment secretly admits i have, do i have the right to hide it from humanity? Isn't that what religion tried to do, nearly Two-thousand years ago; only to end-up Three-hundred years later_with a revised Prophet; who somehow within those dark years, had suddenly and somehow, been turned into a God? What people don't understand is, that it's an insult to both the original Christ, as it would be an insult to me_now, or Three-hundred years later_to say: What i have done_could only be achived by a God, because, such attritude robes us both_of our humanity!!
So Yea! I got my Twitter-address posted in the window. And why in the fuck-Not? But what some people see as Sacqurlidge, Blasphemy, and Herraicy, i see as bravery, truth and enlightment, and as examples i don't have the right to hide from my people; no matter what the conquences. And Yes...There are dangers that go with telling the world you're, Jesus Christ, of which only a common idiot would fail to see. Rocks flying thorugh my windows_or worse, could be just the tip of the iceburg!
Shit! The old Witch next-door can rattle her lips_in protest, all Chi wants. It ain't lickly to change nutin! In the mean-time howevere, every time the old Biddy eather leave or enter that hoval`a hers, Chi gonna be slaped stright in the face_with having no way to excape what i have done to my front-door...a door that only Chi, and, our visitors will see. And as Chi raises her voice_to deni me, we will know that it is nothing more_than my expressed-right to celibrate Christmass-pratices, or the decoration of said door; which is driving her Nuts, and, to the hight of insanity.
But then...There's always a penility, when one chooses to deni, Jesus Christ, right?
Think-about-it...Here Chi is_sittin in her house all-day, the music so-loud_it's shaking the walls, and, she be singing, shouting and a hollering_at the top of her lungs: "God Is God, Jesus Loves You, Hallelujah, Hallelujha bla bla bla, but, the minute Chi come out`a that little rat-hole, all she can think to do is get right-up in my face, and deni me..? I don't bother her, i dont speak to her, i don't even look at her; if i see her on the street, so...don't you think she should leave me the fuck alone. But No. Every time Chi get near me its: Jesus this, and Jesus that. Good-Grief! It's madness, i tell you! Shut your stupid mouth, old-lady!
Of course, i could have brought this upon myself_to some degree. Perhaps there are folks that think i shouldn't have posted my Twitter-addresses in my front window? And of course, i'm living my life in accoridance to what other people think, right? Such people however, i belive, need to look at the situatition from my perspective. If i have become, this thing, Christian-establishment secretly admits i have, do i have the right to hide it from humanity? Isn't that what religion tried to do, nearly Two-thousand years ago; only to end-up Three-hundred years later_with a revised Prophet; who somehow within those dark years, had suddenly and somehow, been turned into a God? What people don't understand is, that it's an insult to both the original Christ, as it would be an insult to me_now, or Three-hundred years later_to say: What i have done_could only be achived by a God, because, such attritude robes us both_of our humanity!!
So Yea! I got my Twitter-address posted in the window. And why in the fuck-Not? But what some people see as Sacqurlidge, Blasphemy, and Herraicy, i see as bravery, truth and enlightment, and as examples i don't have the right to hide from my people; no matter what the conquences. And Yes...There are dangers that go with telling the world you're, Jesus Christ, of which only a common idiot would fail to see. Rocks flying thorugh my windows_or worse, could be just the tip of the iceburg!
Shit! The old Witch next-door can rattle her lips_in protest, all Chi wants. It ain't lickly to change nutin! In the mean-time howevere, every time the old Biddy eather leave or enter that hoval`a hers, Chi gonna be slaped stright in the face_with having no way to excape what i have done to my front-door...a door that only Chi, and, our visitors will see. And as Chi raises her voice_to deni me, we will know that it is nothing more_than my expressed-right to celibrate Christmass-pratices, or the decoration of said door; which is driving her Nuts, and, to the hight of insanity.
But then...There's always a penility, when one chooses to deni, Jesus Christ, right?
Tuesday, 8 November 2011
24 Little Hours
What a difference a day makes. Some thirty-six hours ago, and, although nobody would have ever known-it_since i try not to wear my feelings on my sleve, i none-the-less was in the debths of humility, self-loathing, personal-doubt, and, feeling all too sorry for myself. Obviously this was a condition i couldn't allow myself to forever remain in; that i did something about it_probably within the first Eight hours_of the fore`mentioned Thirty-six. Why i simply, after a long & restless night that is_picked-up the phone, and, ever so politely informed my Boss: I would be resumming my job again!
Well what do you think, My`people. I am Jesus Christ. He did comply...
Of course, being the hight of impertinance, when someone has betraied me, and,when they have presumed the role of a Judas against me, i was not about to simply re`aquirrer my employment; without putting a few people in their place first. I mean...really, how would it look if i went back to this man_on bended-knee?? Erin, as you remember is his name, my actuall boss, he already knows i am The MESSIAH, and highly expects that also, i, am a Prophet. The first couple of days_when we orriginally started working together, in-fact, we had a number of conversations; all about me, and, what i have become. Weather he told this to his little Pallies_on the job/Site, i don't know, but, there is good suspiction_on my part, that he did. In truth, i regonize jeliously. I have seen it raise its ugly head_all too meny times before. So i did point-out that, as again fore`mentioned in my last post...The problems, We, were having at work, had nothing to do with my job-preformance, but personality.
I don't know about you/LOL, but i suspect...
I shall be taking my/personality back to work with me again, and, to-it...:"There Will Be No Alterations!!"
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http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
`Amen~
Well what do you think, My`people. I am Jesus Christ. He did comply...
Of course, being the hight of impertinance, when someone has betraied me, and,when they have presumed the role of a Judas against me, i was not about to simply re`aquirrer my employment; without putting a few people in their place first. I mean...really, how would it look if i went back to this man_on bended-knee?? Erin, as you remember is his name, my actuall boss, he already knows i am The MESSIAH, and highly expects that also, i, am a Prophet. The first couple of days_when we orriginally started working together, in-fact, we had a number of conversations; all about me, and, what i have become. Weather he told this to his little Pallies_on the job/Site, i don't know, but, there is good suspiction_on my part, that he did. In truth, i regonize jeliously. I have seen it raise its ugly head_all too meny times before. So i did point-out that, as again fore`mentioned in my last post...The problems, We, were having at work, had nothing to do with my job-preformance, but personality.
I don't know about you/LOL, but i suspect...
I shall be taking my/personality back to work with me again, and, to-it...:"There Will Be No Alterations!!"
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by Oprah & Corrupt, Powerfull Special-intrests...
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
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http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
`Amen~
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Pay Day...SMTH
Oh! You mean to say: I forgot to tell you...Oh Yes, i got paied. I mean, who's gonna tell me that after Thirty-one years as a house-painter, i don't know what i'm doing enough_that after spending the better part of Fourteen days, on a little over-glorified six and one half room flop/condo_my job isn't of the quality; that should suggest i warrent satisfactory payment? And yea...You heard me. Fourteen ficking-days! What really shocks me however, isn't that i didn't go in there one day, to go all poastel on their ass, but, the way the bosses would pretend what they were doing to me was all normal, and, that had it been anyone else doing the job_in the exact same manner as i had done, they would have behaved in the same way. They would not have done any such thing. And anyway, this was all about personality/Not my job!!!
It could be my fault, however, since nobody told me i was to tell, Erin, my actuall boss_that i was Jesus Christ. The thing is: Until i started this new job for him, working on a site where he himself had a boss over him_everything was alright. And when i had a relationship of meny months_where i painted for him, and, never once was asked to re`do my work, why was i to have payment for all such work provided promptly & in-full? Why was i expected to belive_on this job_anything was ment to be different..? Personality, my friends. It all comes down to personality, and, unfortunatly this jack-ass/partner&trumped-up Foreman, didn't have none!
As an example of my rage_against this little no-nothing FucK...in the entire length of my carrear as a house-painter/31 years/ i have only been asked to tape cealings_three times. This dumb-Shit, made me tape the same blasted cealings_four-times, each; which for some reason_neather i or the-God's_will ever understand, i did! The fact of the matter is: if you are a painter, somebody can always find a reason not to pay you.
Of course, i did finally get my Pay-Day payment/smth... at least_most of it. But i tell you this: Had my boss failed to come-up with what he owed, the theater i was forced to witness_was nearly worth the price of the ticket! I never saw such carrings-on, by an aledgely adult-male_in all my life. Why there was screeming &a`hollerin_beggin Erin not to fork-it-over, and, with the owner of the building on the second-floor; while working on arrangements for other potential work he wanted done. Talk about a lack of professionalisum, because, i got my Eight-hundred Bucks baby, but, i couldn't help feel embarrassed for them/LOL
I hate getting fired too, But that's just-it, because, i wasn't fired. Are you kidding...Oh No! I was already well into having that upstairs condo compleatly finished; in another two days. These bastards were quite prepaired to have me finish the dump_this up`comming week, and, then they would have tried to hold-up payment for another three weeks! To be frank however, Jesus Christ, ain't no Fool, and, Daddy, didn't bring me back into this world_to make me look like one eather. Tho i doubt i was ment to work, work, Work_every minute eather, and this Blogging-shit is enough for today. `Amen!
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http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ /again>>>tampered with by Oprah & Co. Hashtags don't work anymore, b/c Chi the Biblical-Whore!
It could be my fault, however, since nobody told me i was to tell, Erin, my actuall boss_that i was Jesus Christ. The thing is: Until i started this new job for him, working on a site where he himself had a boss over him_everything was alright. And when i had a relationship of meny months_where i painted for him, and, never once was asked to re`do my work, why was i to have payment for all such work provided promptly & in-full? Why was i expected to belive_on this job_anything was ment to be different..? Personality, my friends. It all comes down to personality, and, unfortunatly this jack-ass/partner&trumped-up Foreman, didn't have none!
As an example of my rage_against this little no-nothing FucK...in the entire length of my carrear as a house-painter/31 years/ i have only been asked to tape cealings_three times. This dumb-Shit, made me tape the same blasted cealings_four-times, each; which for some reason_neather i or the-God's_will ever understand, i did! The fact of the matter is: if you are a painter, somebody can always find a reason not to pay you.
Of course, i did finally get my Pay-Day payment/smth... at least_most of it. But i tell you this: Had my boss failed to come-up with what he owed, the theater i was forced to witness_was nearly worth the price of the ticket! I never saw such carrings-on, by an aledgely adult-male_in all my life. Why there was screeming &a`hollerin_beggin Erin not to fork-it-over, and, with the owner of the building on the second-floor; while working on arrangements for other potential work he wanted done. Talk about a lack of professionalisum, because, i got my Eight-hundred Bucks baby, but, i couldn't help feel embarrassed for them/LOL
I hate getting fired too, But that's just-it, because, i wasn't fired. Are you kidding...Oh No! I was already well into having that upstairs condo compleatly finished; in another two days. These bastards were quite prepaired to have me finish the dump_this up`comming week, and, then they would have tried to hold-up payment for another three weeks! To be frank however, Jesus Christ, ain't no Fool, and, Daddy, didn't bring me back into this world_to make me look like one eather. Tho i doubt i was ment to work, work, Work_every minute eather, and this Blogging-shit is enough for today. `Amen!
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Saturday, 5 November 2011
How Stupid is That
It's a good thing i'm a nice person, because, the grbage i go through sometimes_in defence of my dignity, the adverage indivigual_would blow their cork over! It would be one thing, if folks dissed-me to my face, because of this entity i have become, but, as-we-know, no mortal has ever been able to stand within my/Glory, and doubt that i am Jesus Christ`returned; has it been my wish to allow them this knowladge. And i have only been the confirmed, Messiah-prophet, eleven years now anyway. But to take something i have been doing_for more than half of my life...my carrear in-fact, and turn it into something dirty, and, apparently something i have no experience in...my job as a house-painter/why~~~Why would somebody do that_to me??? When one considers the boss on-site has another apartment-contract_that the word on the street suggests he has been working-on for nearly a year, and, durring the six months i have known him_plumbing-works are yet to be installed, kitchen-cabnets still need to be up-dated, base-board hasn't even been attached yet; obviously i ain't the problem, and, my only question is: How does the little-fuck get away with it???
Why if i was the owner of that place, as would be the case for anyone else, he would`a been taken off the contract_months ago, and a court-date would have been lodged; for the loss of income this apartment should have already earned, because, the shit hadn't been doing the job the way it was supposed to be being-done!!!
So Yea...Let these little FucKs run through the apartment_with a magnifying-glass_looking for pin-holes and specks_that might somehow have been missed_on the bottom of window-ledges & in coat-cupboards..? Sure...Let them tell me that because of that, i can hardly consider myself a professional house-painter.?? And i guess that because every day i return to this site, there has been added even another coat of wall-plaster_all over my work, and, at least somewhere in every room, well that must be my fault too; in spite that plaster wasn't ever any part of my contract, and, it should have been properly done_at least by the time i was asked to do the room over by the third time now???
Goodness-Gracious NO...there would be nothing suggesting: I might be just a little sabotaged on this job_by a load of jelious, lack-lustered, lazy-assed ShmucKs!!!
Why if i was the owner of that place, as would be the case for anyone else, he would`a been taken off the contract_months ago, and a court-date would have been lodged; for the loss of income this apartment should have already earned, because, the shit hadn't been doing the job the way it was supposed to be being-done!!!
So Yea...Let these little FucKs run through the apartment_with a magnifying-glass_looking for pin-holes and specks_that might somehow have been missed_on the bottom of window-ledges & in coat-cupboards..? Sure...Let them tell me that because of that, i can hardly consider myself a professional house-painter.?? And i guess that because every day i return to this site, there has been added even another coat of wall-plaster_all over my work, and, at least somewhere in every room, well that must be my fault too; in spite that plaster wasn't ever any part of my contract, and, it should have been properly done_at least by the time i was asked to do the room over by the third time now???
Goodness-Gracious NO...there would be nothing suggesting: I might be just a little sabotaged on this job_by a load of jelious, lack-lustered, lazy-assed ShmucKs!!!
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
If it's Rigrt it Gotta Be Wrong
When i get-up in the mornings, one of the first things on my mind_always has to deal with the fact that: i am Jesus Christ, and, as the only person confirmed as such_since the last two-thousand years...what am i going to do about it. That question, by-the-way, is one of only a very few_that ever come my way, of which i actually don't have a difinitave answer for, but then, this is a work in progress/right?
What really worries me, and in fact, keeps me up at night, simply is the fact that: i am Jesus Christ. I mean think about it. I'm no better than anyone else. In truth, when it comes to my sinning, i have certianly done more than my share. Unlike my people however, and as has been confirmed to me_by all the Establishments i have contacted_over the years, Jesus Christ was, and is Not_a God who became a man, but, a man_who became a God; which actually means...there is hope for all humanity_to reach the same level of deity, as have i myself. Indeed, i'm no better than anyone else, just different. And the truth is...anyone could have become what i have_had they tried.
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http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
What really worries me, and in fact, keeps me up at night, simply is the fact that: i am Jesus Christ. I mean think about it. I'm no better than anyone else. In truth, when it comes to my sinning, i have certianly done more than my share. Unlike my people however, and as has been confirmed to me_by all the Establishments i have contacted_over the years, Jesus Christ was, and is Not_a God who became a man, but, a man_who became a God; which actually means...there is hope for all humanity_to reach the same level of deity, as have i myself. Indeed, i'm no better than anyone else, just different. And the truth is...anyone could have become what i have_had they tried.
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hached by Oprah & Christian-establishment
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /This Blog has been hacked too, so it'sm just an old, but good-read.
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/Ministerofcool
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Tuesday, 1 November 2011
Only When I Cry
I have to wonder sometimes why people are so afraid to eather admit, or, realize i actually am this person, this Prophet_in fact, that is ment to play the role of The Returned Jesus Christ? Sure Establishment, and especially Christianity, has twisted the meaning of a returned Messiah_so much, that for the normal indivigual, such a thing is all but impossable. It was never, however, my intent to make myself known to a bunch of idiots, when i first went on-line, and, to be frank, i never thought there were that meny lazy-assed, over-opinionaited fools out there_in the first place, who apparently can eather not read, or, have great difficulity understanding prophecy; especially when it is so well explained to them. Fortunatly, my existance doesn't depend on my people's belief, and, i can carry-on my mission quite well without even a one of them in my court. It would none-the-less be nice to be regonized for what i have done in this world, even if not totally apprichiated; for one reason or another.
To be sure...I never expected folks to fall down on their knees, and sing praise to me_for what i have done; since most of my miracles have been preformed one, by my enemies, and two_yes because of me, but, chiefly through Christian-establishments ability to prevent the world from learning: these aggreements have been followed through, mostly in an attempt to prevent humanity from learning of my existance.
As an example to the above mentioned statement, one example of so, so-meny, lets take my official religious-name_if you like, Jesus Christ, and, how it is that that is my name; while yet_nobody actually belives it; other than of course, Christian-establishment_who actually gave me the rights to both this name, and, all titles that go along with it. How could it be, in-other-words, that i have been given this name_by Establishment, and as said, my presents is not known throughout the entire world?/!! Well...i'm sorry people, but, if you want my answer to that question_firstly i have to ask, again: How could the commoners be so stupid?
To be sure...I never expected folks to fall down on their knees, and sing praise to me_for what i have done; since most of my miracles have been preformed one, by my enemies, and two_yes because of me, but, chiefly through Christian-establishments ability to prevent the world from learning: these aggreements have been followed through, mostly in an attempt to prevent humanity from learning of my existance.
As an example to the above mentioned statement, one example of so, so-meny, lets take my official religious-name_if you like, Jesus Christ, and, how it is that that is my name; while yet_nobody actually belives it; other than of course, Christian-establishment_who actually gave me the rights to both this name, and, all titles that go along with it. How could it be, in-other-words, that i have been given this name_by Establishment, and as said, my presents is not known throughout the entire world?/!! Well...i'm sorry people, but, if you want my answer to that question_firstly i have to ask, again: How could the commoners be so stupid?
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