Well it is done, Pa, that blasted year's left, Us... right where We wanted to fuickin be! I had no intention of surrendering nothing to these Pigs. and, Slap/Daddy, this OhShit IS before theCourts; any time i'm ready! Contary to hat i was expecting: needing to taks some fool up to theBench for threatening me on-line, where i would have needed surrender myComputer to theAthorities, i instead have the exactCase i wanted_Religious-Persuition, and, theBitch i have to take to Court, just happens to be a local nut-job; of the neighbourhood verity. This shit is finished! I have every intention soon, of walking into the- Palace-of-Justice down on St.laurent Blvd._draging that noNothing, loud-mouthed, self-rightious, blasphiming, hypocritical, Mrs.Oal`Bitzh, next-door, and, playing those, video phone-recordings; where she screeming at me_every time i eather leave or enter the building. And i got about ten(10)of them filthy-fuckers too!
Quite truthfully...i have to do something, because, with her always holding her phone in one-hand_pretending Chi about to_for some un-knowen & fake reason_call theCops, and, her reaching behind herself with the other hand_as though Che got a knife just inside her apartment-door, i don't know that i'm even all that safe anymore. That woman dammed crazy, man, and, it's just gotta come to an end, now!
I mean, there's no law that says i can't put my Internet-addresse's in my window,but, certianly to carry-on the way she does about it, is a far cry from legal, and, in-fact is harrassment! And i'm all but shocked her loving-kids, didn't tell her about it; some time when they come over to the building_once or twice at-least every week. Me! The whole lot-of-them, should be locked-up in some mental-aslium, and, the keys for their departure should quickly be seccured by management!
Saturday, 31 December 2011
Friday, 30 December 2011
The Last Friday
Oh Father: Why hast thee forsaken me?
Here i have been on Twitter nearly three years now; which incidently might just be about how long 'they' have been on-line, and, only on the last Friday of the year_have i now realized what it's all about!
I feel almost like an absolute idiot, because, i thought for all these years_the best way to reach the spisific people i was intrested in, was simply to #hashtag, not realizing the other half to that equaision was, Trending Topics!
Never mind the fact_if it's true, and it is-that, Pope John Paul II, once titled me as "the First Saint of the Inter-net", and that therefore_by ordanary peoples standards_there really shouldn't be much about the Internet, i havn't already figured-out; especially when one considers i have been on-line_giong on to Twelve years now!
Oh Yeah Sure, i'm as common & ordanary as the next person. Going on-line and hooking-up to Social-media comunities, especially with a name like mine_is a powerfull_if not quite personal experiance. I mean, baby...it's a high to be able to present yourself as possably the greatest man that ever lived_within known human-history; Come-On! That's not what i went on-line for however; beliving my mission much more important than my personal gratifacation. So suprizingly or not, for my`self, the situation actually is_in meny ways, as normal as it gets! And neather could it probably be, or, appear to me as anything else_than what it is, because, after all...it is true and on this subject i know in my heart, i have never told a lie, or, tried even to mislead anybody; at least not anyone, or anytime that i know of. The world, or at least the numb-skulls running it, have proclaimed me as, Jesus Christ, and, it's not my fault_if they're not telling you about it!
But when i think about the ammount of time i have wasted, simply because i didn't understand one simple key; which could have been used to open-up this social-media thing_such as the differiance between 'hashtaging' and trending-topics on Twitter, it almost makes my head want to explode! And here i thought it was the tight eye-glasses around my aging crown_which was responsible for giving me all these headakes!
Anyway...All i can say is: "It that was the last Friday of year 2011, and i none-the-less have now learned this valubale lesson, well, just bring-on Two-thousand and Twelve, baby, because i sure as fuck have finally been clad in armor; of which i never before knew existed, but, am fully capabul of utilizing_for the betterment of human-kind!"
Amen
Here i have been on Twitter nearly three years now; which incidently might just be about how long 'they' have been on-line, and, only on the last Friday of the year_have i now realized what it's all about!
I feel almost like an absolute idiot, because, i thought for all these years_the best way to reach the spisific people i was intrested in, was simply to #hashtag, not realizing the other half to that equaision was, Trending Topics!
Never mind the fact_if it's true, and it is-that, Pope John Paul II, once titled me as "the First Saint of the Inter-net", and that therefore_by ordanary peoples standards_there really shouldn't be much about the Internet, i havn't already figured-out; especially when one considers i have been on-line_giong on to Twelve years now!
Oh Yeah Sure, i'm as common & ordanary as the next person. Going on-line and hooking-up to Social-media comunities, especially with a name like mine_is a powerfull_if not quite personal experiance. I mean, baby...it's a high to be able to present yourself as possably the greatest man that ever lived_within known human-history; Come-On! That's not what i went on-line for however; beliving my mission much more important than my personal gratifacation. So suprizingly or not, for my`self, the situation actually is_in meny ways, as normal as it gets! And neather could it probably be, or, appear to me as anything else_than what it is, because, after all...it is true and on this subject i know in my heart, i have never told a lie, or, tried even to mislead anybody; at least not anyone, or anytime that i know of. The world, or at least the numb-skulls running it, have proclaimed me as, Jesus Christ, and, it's not my fault_if they're not telling you about it!
But when i think about the ammount of time i have wasted, simply because i didn't understand one simple key; which could have been used to open-up this social-media thing_such as the differiance between 'hashtaging' and trending-topics on Twitter, it almost makes my head want to explode! And here i thought it was the tight eye-glasses around my aging crown_which was responsible for giving me all these headakes!
Anyway...All i can say is: "It that was the last Friday of year 2011, and i none-the-less have now learned this valubale lesson, well, just bring-on Two-thousand and Twelve, baby, because i sure as fuck have finally been clad in armor; of which i never before knew existed, but, am fully capabul of utilizing_for the betterment of human-kind!"
Amen
Monday, 26 December 2011
My Hollywood's
What can i say about my Hollywoods, and, i think what i really mean is: Reporters, News-casters, and, "60 Minute" like-types. Last night, i watched probably about four(4)hours of television. No, don't be silly! I didn't mean that after four hours, i turned the set off, since T.V. around this house, is a Twenty-four(24)hour a day activity, and, when i'm not home_it's still on; so as i don't have to miss a second; waiting for it to warm-up when i return/as-if.
Last night, however, was a particularly grueling excersize; since the four hours we are talking about here, were shows on such topics as, Nostradamus and other "End-time Prophesies". Quite frankly, this shit has to be frightening for most people to handle at the-best-of-times. When Establishment has secretly told you however, as they have done in my case that: You are the person who is supposed to usher-in the end of this world-age, and, that in fact you are, Jesus Christ...well i guess one can easily understand how such subject-matter must effect me personally/Right?
The thing is: In less than a year from now, people like, Anderson Cooper, and his lot, will all be making statements on-air, about my ancient Mayin peoples, and how they predicted the end of this world-age. For the most-part, those pending statements_made by my, Hollywoods, will be done-so in a sense of pure nerviousness, although it is obviously doubtfull humanity will realize just how nervious these people are, since_after-all...they are Actors, and, also for the most-part, pritty good at their chosen craft.
At the end of the day, i may be able to eventually forgive my Hollywoods, for what they have all too often done against me; such as using information i gave them_to blackmail and further advance the recognition of their indivigual careers. It is however, very unlickly i shall ever forget, or, prevent myself from expossing unto the world_just how treatcherious that bunch really is. Surely, i may never be able to wash the innocent-blood from my hands_that they have so callasly spilled there. But if there is a hope in Heaven, once they know of their guilt, maybe within their own hearts_finally they may start to ask at least, my Father, for both His guidance, and, perhaps too_even His forgivness.
Obviously, someone such as myself_able to take on such an idenity as, theChrist, and able to own-it, realizes that in this world, it is highly unlickly masses of people are ever going to understand how it was possable such a lowly-sinner as myself, could ever have become what i have; especially since humanity has apparently produced such a limitted amount of humans_with any true comprehendsion for Biblical-prophesy. My bad...perhaps, but, none-the-less true. There are, in spite of that, meny signs all around us; which given the adiquate alotment of time, or history to pass, will undoubdably prove to the then existing man-kind that indeed, i really was here, and, who i claimed to be; according to what as the original, Jesus Christ, once said: "They Say That I Am."
So yeah...as far as i'm concerned, my Hollywoods, can kiss my royal black-ass! I don't need them to claim my existance_any more now, than i will in say a Thousand years from now, and, after this world has sercome to its Great Awakening. When the ice-sheets roll-back, and, humanity claws its way once more onto the surface_prepaired to commit all manner of iniquity against Mother Nature, and, the very planet itself, there will be phisical-signs in the Heavens, that will have proven all that i needed them to.
In-other-words: Just as the 1st, Christ, rode-in_while a star beaconed His arrivel, on the Twenty-fifth of December, 2011, the Heavens produced another Christmass-comet; that streaked across the skies for all of humanity to witness. And, my friends, it is very unlickly_that were i to live another Hundred years, there is anything i could ever say-or-do, that could compair to a Heavenly-statement such as that.
Amen
Last night, however, was a particularly grueling excersize; since the four hours we are talking about here, were shows on such topics as, Nostradamus and other "End-time Prophesies". Quite frankly, this shit has to be frightening for most people to handle at the-best-of-times. When Establishment has secretly told you however, as they have done in my case that: You are the person who is supposed to usher-in the end of this world-age, and, that in fact you are, Jesus Christ...well i guess one can easily understand how such subject-matter must effect me personally/Right?
The thing is: In less than a year from now, people like, Anderson Cooper, and his lot, will all be making statements on-air, about my ancient Mayin peoples, and how they predicted the end of this world-age. For the most-part, those pending statements_made by my, Hollywoods, will be done-so in a sense of pure nerviousness, although it is obviously doubtfull humanity will realize just how nervious these people are, since_after-all...they are Actors, and, also for the most-part, pritty good at their chosen craft.
At the end of the day, i may be able to eventually forgive my Hollywoods, for what they have all too often done against me; such as using information i gave them_to blackmail and further advance the recognition of their indivigual careers. It is however, very unlickly i shall ever forget, or, prevent myself from expossing unto the world_just how treatcherious that bunch really is. Surely, i may never be able to wash the innocent-blood from my hands_that they have so callasly spilled there. But if there is a hope in Heaven, once they know of their guilt, maybe within their own hearts_finally they may start to ask at least, my Father, for both His guidance, and, perhaps too_even His forgivness.
Obviously, someone such as myself_able to take on such an idenity as, theChrist, and able to own-it, realizes that in this world, it is highly unlickly masses of people are ever going to understand how it was possable such a lowly-sinner as myself, could ever have become what i have; especially since humanity has apparently produced such a limitted amount of humans_with any true comprehendsion for Biblical-prophesy. My bad...perhaps, but, none-the-less true. There are, in spite of that, meny signs all around us; which given the adiquate alotment of time, or history to pass, will undoubdably prove to the then existing man-kind that indeed, i really was here, and, who i claimed to be; according to what as the original, Jesus Christ, once said: "They Say That I Am."
So yeah...as far as i'm concerned, my Hollywoods, can kiss my royal black-ass! I don't need them to claim my existance_any more now, than i will in say a Thousand years from now, and, after this world has sercome to its Great Awakening. When the ice-sheets roll-back, and, humanity claws its way once more onto the surface_prepaired to commit all manner of iniquity against Mother Nature, and, the very planet itself, there will be phisical-signs in the Heavens, that will have proven all that i needed them to.
In-other-words: Just as the 1st, Christ, rode-in_while a star beaconed His arrivel, on the Twenty-fifth of December, 2011, the Heavens produced another Christmass-comet; that streaked across the skies for all of humanity to witness. And, my friends, it is very unlickly_that were i to live another Hundred years, there is anything i could ever say-or-do, that could compair to a Heavenly-statement such as that.
Amen
Friday, 23 December 2011
You are Denied
I really hate it when i meet somebody on-line_who claims to know me, or, understand even what i have become, only within days, and, usually without eather any provacation or reason at all_suddenly claim they no-longer belive me. It's such an insult, and, slap in the face; always leaving me with the feeling_this person, who`ever they happen to be at-the-time, well...it's almost as though they are trying to deliberty insult me, and, attempt to make everything that has happened in this world_through the very existance of me_seem insignificant. It in-fact: has the very appearience that if i actually were this person, and, not mearly fulfilling the prophetic-role of Christ, in the living-world, why they might be attempting to once more throw me back up-on that fucking cross_where Two-thousand years ago_they placed Him! And WE can ownly guess at reasons why people should wish to do that!
I can't help what folks think it means for a world with a returned Christ in it, any more than i can change the fact that my Peers have agreed that i am He. That's like asking me to stop the earth from spinning on its axcess; not that some people actually belive_if i am this person, i shouldn't be able to do that too!!
Personally, i think people just have to stop expecting so much from me, or, whoever they think, Jesus Christ, is supposed to be. I mean, what is it they think i am supposed to know for sure. What i know for sure, is: Oprah friggin Winfrey & Rosie blasted O'Doneal, riped me off for their magazine-ideas, and, all the most powerfull people on earth not ownly know it, but, they have used this information for both corruption, and, to change the face of the earth_in ways mear mortals are not expected to realize. What i know for sure, is: George Walker FucKing Bush (DUBYA) used that information_to blackmail his way into, Iraq, and in so doing_spilled innocent-blood on my hands!! And what i know for sure, is: if there is a God, or, some power in the universe_greater than man, and let's just hope there is/ haha lol, well wouldn't it be my duty to tell what i know; no matter what the cost, and, no matter whos belifes might have to be shattered?/!!
So Yea...Some people might wish to think i am going to end-up in Hell, because of this quest i might be on. But ask-your-self...if these things are true, and, i say nothing about them, does that not make me equal to my enemy, and, would i not already be in this Hell they speak so boldly of?
Amen
I can't help what folks think it means for a world with a returned Christ in it, any more than i can change the fact that my Peers have agreed that i am He. That's like asking me to stop the earth from spinning on its axcess; not that some people actually belive_if i am this person, i shouldn't be able to do that too!!
Personally, i think people just have to stop expecting so much from me, or, whoever they think, Jesus Christ, is supposed to be. I mean, what is it they think i am supposed to know for sure. What i know for sure, is: Oprah friggin Winfrey & Rosie blasted O'Doneal, riped me off for their magazine-ideas, and, all the most powerfull people on earth not ownly know it, but, they have used this information for both corruption, and, to change the face of the earth_in ways mear mortals are not expected to realize. What i know for sure, is: George Walker FucKing Bush (DUBYA) used that information_to blackmail his way into, Iraq, and in so doing_spilled innocent-blood on my hands!! And what i know for sure, is: if there is a God, or, some power in the universe_greater than man, and let's just hope there is/ haha lol, well wouldn't it be my duty to tell what i know; no matter what the cost, and, no matter whos belifes might have to be shattered?/!!
So Yea...Some people might wish to think i am going to end-up in Hell, because of this quest i might be on. But ask-your-self...if these things are true, and, i say nothing about them, does that not make me equal to my enemy, and, would i not already be in this Hell they speak so boldly of?
Amen
Monday, 19 December 2011
What Feels Right for Me
I know people think i'm a hard-nosed, big-mouthed, self-rightious SOB; who enjoys nothing better than a day-off from work_where i can rag`on anyone who useses the name of The-Lord, in a way i deem incorrect, or, more importantly_perhaps in a manner, i belive to be_a little bit blasphimous. Of course, personally i find little wrong with such a statement, because, for the most part, that is the exact personifacation i intend to project. As to how much i enjoy playing such a role, however, that's a matter for another conversation; since the pleasure, or, the non-pleasure of my existance_matters not one quip; when conpaired to the importance of my mission. Indeed, i do not ponder meny hours of my day_on how something makes me feel, but, instead on the rightness_in the manner in which i deal with any situatition. And unfortunatly what feels right for me, might not seem all that right to somebody else...That though, still is no reason to conseel the truth from eather humanity, or, my people!
None-the-less, when i get-up in the morning, and see there are One-hundred & Forty (140) new-posts under the name of, Jesus Christ, on Twitter, we both can be certian a whole lot of those posts are going to be abussive; just as we both know, i'm going to say something about it. And if it were you, who had to live this unfortunate existance, who amunst you thinks you would do anything other than eaxacly what i do every day/Really..? I think Not!!
That being said:Nothing can be more rewarding than one (1): To have somebody litterly confirm my titles to me_on-line, or Two (2): One of those tweets where i have needed, or felt i needed to rebuke my love for somebody_only to learn that soon after, it is now necessarry to release them from my wrath. Obviously, we need an example here, right?
Well it is of common knowladge there are certian people i hold responsible, for what i cannot explain as anything other than: bringing me back into the world, and, that from time to time, i have been known to speak personally, and, directly to these people; no-matter how powerfull they eather are, or, ownly may think themselves to be. Anyone who has followed me on Twitter, or, even hashtaged JesusChrist, also knows i am not always that polite; to people that are supposed to be my Peers. Fact is, i have pritty-much a nasty, vile, angry little-toung. But that's alright with me for two (2) reasons.
You see, my people, when i tweet some King, President, Leader in Tele-comucations, or `ahem~ Oprah friggin Winfrey, let's say: i know that person better than what you can imagaine. I probably know stuff about them; that could cause one-day, that they have their kneck throwen-up upon the chopping-block, and loped-off; in a people's Holy & Rightious Reveloution! More than lickly however, i have probably also read a number of these peoples tweets. Not the ones you read, No! I pay attention more to their Secret-Twitter/AC's, or, the ones they use to talk umunst themselves, because, anyone who thinks what, Establishment is letting you easily see, is theTruth, or more importantly the whole truth, well...i got a bridge i want to sell you. In-other-words, and this goes mostly for the real-Leaders of theEarth/politicians...they are nasty, selfish, rude, overbarring, greedy, corrupt & Hypocrites, but, i am too kind, and, i havn't even mentioned my two-faced Hollywood's yet/haha!!
Anyway, yesterday i tweeted, Gayle King, hastaged her ass all over the place, and generally_was anything but polite. Obviously, anyone working for my greatest enemy, Oprah, and in such a high-position_such as, Gayle, in the editorial-department on "O" -Magazine_no less, well really...how friendly could you expect me to be towards such a person; especially when i have had it confirmed_by powers much greater than i, that: Oprah friggin Winfrey, is "The Biblical Whore of Revelation", and, i have come to belive they're right? Still however, within Forty-five minutes to an hour after i tweeted, Gayle King, and as rude or overbarring as i might have been, she still had theBalls & the `respect, to tweet me back; without one ounce of eather resentment, or, ill-will towards me. It suggested to me: the girl/lady_if you like, knew where i was comming from. And although we both know directly tweeting me back, could have been the most dangerious carrear-choice, Miss. King, might have ever made in her life, it perhaps was also one of the most honest things she has ever done.
So allow me to tell you: As surely as tears of joy & absolute-pride_felt towards, Miss King, rolled down my cheeks, i released the woman from my bondage, and, from my wrath. And that is a feeling far greater and more pleasing_in my heart; than ragging-on people who abuse me on-line could ever be!!
So yea! I don't want to be a hard-assed SOB. But if it is in defence of my hard-earned & wrongfully blood-soked name, Hard-Assed...just might be the least of your worries; reguarding my treatment towards you, because, i am no more afraid of what you belive, than i am of my Peers, who think they run this thing we call Humanity!
Amen
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & powerfull Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool /We don't go here much; too difficult
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
None-the-less, when i get-up in the morning, and see there are One-hundred & Forty (140) new-posts under the name of, Jesus Christ, on Twitter, we both can be certian a whole lot of those posts are going to be abussive; just as we both know, i'm going to say something about it. And if it were you, who had to live this unfortunate existance, who amunst you thinks you would do anything other than eaxacly what i do every day/Really..? I think Not!!
That being said:Nothing can be more rewarding than one (1): To have somebody litterly confirm my titles to me_on-line, or Two (2): One of those tweets where i have needed, or felt i needed to rebuke my love for somebody_only to learn that soon after, it is now necessarry to release them from my wrath. Obviously, we need an example here, right?
Well it is of common knowladge there are certian people i hold responsible, for what i cannot explain as anything other than: bringing me back into the world, and, that from time to time, i have been known to speak personally, and, directly to these people; no-matter how powerfull they eather are, or, ownly may think themselves to be. Anyone who has followed me on Twitter, or, even hashtaged JesusChrist, also knows i am not always that polite; to people that are supposed to be my Peers. Fact is, i have pritty-much a nasty, vile, angry little-toung. But that's alright with me for two (2) reasons.
You see, my people, when i tweet some King, President, Leader in Tele-comucations, or `ahem~ Oprah friggin Winfrey, let's say: i know that person better than what you can imagaine. I probably know stuff about them; that could cause one-day, that they have their kneck throwen-up upon the chopping-block, and loped-off; in a people's Holy & Rightious Reveloution! More than lickly however, i have probably also read a number of these peoples tweets. Not the ones you read, No! I pay attention more to their Secret-Twitter/AC's, or, the ones they use to talk umunst themselves, because, anyone who thinks what, Establishment is letting you easily see, is theTruth, or more importantly the whole truth, well...i got a bridge i want to sell you. In-other-words, and this goes mostly for the real-Leaders of theEarth/politicians...they are nasty, selfish, rude, overbarring, greedy, corrupt & Hypocrites, but, i am too kind, and, i havn't even mentioned my two-faced Hollywood's yet/haha!!
Anyway, yesterday i tweeted, Gayle King, hastaged her ass all over the place, and generally_was anything but polite. Obviously, anyone working for my greatest enemy, Oprah, and in such a high-position_such as, Gayle, in the editorial-department on "O" -Magazine_no less, well really...how friendly could you expect me to be towards such a person; especially when i have had it confirmed_by powers much greater than i, that: Oprah friggin Winfrey, is "The Biblical Whore of Revelation", and, i have come to belive they're right? Still however, within Forty-five minutes to an hour after i tweeted, Gayle King, and as rude or overbarring as i might have been, she still had theBalls & the `respect, to tweet me back; without one ounce of eather resentment, or, ill-will towards me. It suggested to me: the girl/lady_if you like, knew where i was comming from. And although we both know directly tweeting me back, could have been the most dangerious carrear-choice, Miss. King, might have ever made in her life, it perhaps was also one of the most honest things she has ever done.
So allow me to tell you: As surely as tears of joy & absolute-pride_felt towards, Miss King, rolled down my cheeks, i released the woman from my bondage, and, from my wrath. And that is a feeling far greater and more pleasing_in my heart; than ragging-on people who abuse me on-line could ever be!!
So yea! I don't want to be a hard-assed SOB. But if it is in defence of my hard-earned & wrongfully blood-soked name, Hard-Assed...just might be the least of your worries; reguarding my treatment towards you, because, i am no more afraid of what you belive, than i am of my Peers, who think they run this thing we call Humanity!
Amen
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah & powerfull Special-intrests
http://facebook.com/TheMinisterOfCool /We don't go here much; too difficult
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
What Will be Will be
Maybe i should have thought this through better_in the beginning, to quote an old phrase, but, with all the shit happening around the world, who could be shocked that humanity might be just a little intimidated_at learning to that mix, Jesus Christ, has also been not only back, but, for eleven whole years now; upon their very doorstep?
Now in all seriousness, to quote another old-saying, knowing i've been back_all this time, and, not seeing the end of the world arrive_with me, has to give me some confidance; that i am going to wake-up with the rest of the world_each day, only to witness yet another one. Of course, in the back of my mind, you can none-the-less be sure that counter is going-off; numbering the days untill December 21, 2012.
Couple with that, and, there's all these actual signs such-as we have on television; for instance what`which is playing on The History-chanel tonight: "The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse!" Good-Grief, you know i just gotta see that one!
Now in all seriousness, to quote another old-saying, knowing i've been back_all this time, and, not seeing the end of the world arrive_with me, has to give me some confidance; that i am going to wake-up with the rest of the world_each day, only to witness yet another one. Of course, in the back of my mind, you can none-the-less be sure that counter is going-off; numbering the days untill December 21, 2012.
Couple with that, and, there's all these actual signs such-as we have on television; for instance what`which is playing on The History-chanel tonight: "The Seven Signs of the Apocalypse!" Good-Grief, you know i just gotta see that one!
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
When the Saints Come Marching-in
It might not mean a lot to most of my people, but, there was a reason i insisted on getting Sainthood from, John Paul II, all those ten years ago; even if he did do it in secret, and, hardly a soul on the entire planet_actually knew about it. What i remember most is: after sending The Pope a rather long-winded letter_in which the circumstances suggested i was, theReincarnated Christ, and, in-so-doing, described the_what was then, Dubya's, mear intention of rolling his tanks, and men onto the sands of Iraq, i also described the pending war-engaugement as "A Conspiricy of Silence" which were the exact words, John Paul, used to describe the situation_in his special radio-announcement! It was_you see, in-other-words, with those exact words, and, as had been instruced by myself, that Paul II, was at the same time confirming me as Jesus Christ #II.
As they say on Twitter #WhenTheSaintsComeMarchingIN, this Post was written days, maybe even weeks ago, but, because i knew todays/Blog was comming-up, i saved it, and, now publish it w/o Not even one word altered/ By God... I Am Perfection!!
Amen
As they say on Twitter #WhenTheSaintsComeMarchingIN, this Post was written days, maybe even weeks ago, but, because i knew todays/Blog was comming-up, i saved it, and, now publish it w/o Not even one word altered/ By God... I Am Perfection!!
Amen
Will The Real Me: PleaseStand-Up
I love my little Monsters , or, my Internet Troll's. The ones that try-as-they-might to nail Christ back-up on His cross everyday; perhaps becuase they think my existance can only be some sort of danger to them, and, the way they live their lives. I love them, because, their rude little comments, their resentment towards me, their expressed hatered and disgust...their verbalazitions of threats against sometimes, even my very life_only go to strenghten me; make me more deturmand, and, i belive_armor me with the weapons i need, have always had, and are made of substances no-less simple than that of my golden-tongue!! And at some-point, my little Darlings, the gloves have to come off, and, you get to know the real Me...So stand both back & aside; since have you thought you heard plenty so-far, and vulgarities you may never have immagined could ever come from the lips of a `returned Jesus Christ, thats because you don't know what vulger really is, or, that the development of-IT, usually starts from lies, hidden-truths & Secrets!! But i have nothing to be ashamed of, and i couldn't eather keep a secret if-i-tried; much less one about Me!
As i'm watching The Kelly Show, Regis Philbum, was one of the first people i told...when Oprah riped me off for that "O" magazine idea Chi wants to pretend she came-up-with, and, a referance to/lol, theChrist, has already presented its'self_within mear minutes of the opening, coupled with all-this is the fact that, Kelly, was on-stage that day so long ago_when her partner held my letter to him up on live-air & made referance to it, Kelly, had been politly quiet_making only one comment about:"How Regis and his Producer must have a special-language between them, because she didn't understand what they were talking about", well because of that, i am going to start my/Blog today with a word the girl just used; i'm aprotching this topic from the DISGUSTING point-of-view..?
As i ask will the real me "please stand-up" lets adimt that's not usually the prefured posistion, and, obviously somehow we're talking about sex,Right?/!! Please...Meny of the ancient male Warriors, say Alexander for instance, had male lovers. Anyone who denis that is an idiot. The same thing was going-on durring Roman-times, and, folks who say: sex ended the Empire are ass-holes; who forget the self-same pratices were going on within the ranks of, Alexander, in the first place, and, his Empire only grew!! Sex has always been used as a weapon, just-like organised-religion, politics, and all-sorts of other vices man-kind keeps handy to percute others. And it depends on the times with`which-in we live, as to how we play the card. Dare i say-it, there even is an appropiate time for that/lol blasted Homosexuality.
As i'm watching The Kelly Show, Regis Philbum, was one of the first people i told...when Oprah riped me off for that "O" magazine idea Chi wants to pretend she came-up-with, and, a referance to/lol, theChrist, has already presented its'self_within mear minutes of the opening, coupled with all-this is the fact that, Kelly, was on-stage that day so long ago_when her partner held my letter to him up on live-air & made referance to it, Kelly, had been politly quiet_making only one comment about:"How Regis and his Producer must have a special-language between them, because she didn't understand what they were talking about", well because of that, i am going to start my/Blog today with a word the girl just used; i'm aprotching this topic from the DISGUSTING point-of-view..?
As i ask will the real me "please stand-up" lets adimt that's not usually the prefured posistion, and, obviously somehow we're talking about sex,Right?/!! Please...Meny of the ancient male Warriors, say Alexander for instance, had male lovers. Anyone who denis that is an idiot. The same thing was going-on durring Roman-times, and, folks who say: sex ended the Empire are ass-holes; who forget the self-same pratices were going on within the ranks of, Alexander, in the first place, and, his Empire only grew!! Sex has always been used as a weapon, just-like organised-religion, politics, and all-sorts of other vices man-kind keeps handy to percute others. And it depends on the times with`which-in we live, as to how we play the card. Dare i say-it, there even is an appropiate time for that/lol blasted Homosexuality.
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Duty and Obligation
I know there are a lot of Twitter -people out there, who don't terribly enjoy my playing this role of The Messiah, because, they think i'm full of shit, and, that i know it. They think that through what i am doing, they being mostly the Religious-zealiots, i'm going to send my soul to Hell, while the other half_would simply like to see me dead, the-sooner, the-better! And then there's that whole bunch of folks who i guess must be the third half haha_who might be sitting on-the-fence somewhat, but, if there's the slightest chance any of this could be true, well...they don't want anything to do with a Black-jesus, because, although as we all know, He was born in The- Middel-East, somehow He managed to pull-off being White/Right..?
Well i hate to shatter your bubble people, but, actually i don't give a, flying-fig, what-you-think is gonna happen to eather me, or, even my soul. If i am wrong, there will be plenty of time to appoligize for that later. And as far as being wrong, nobody could quite understand how seriously i would like to be so; in spite of the fact that as proof goes...i got all that, and, from the highest, most important & powerfull instutions on the face of this earth:" Yea, I got All That!"
Having ones life threatened from time-to-time_over the Internet, isn't all that enjoyable; such as what happened to me last-night, however. But as The Queen-Mum once said: One Does for One's-Nation what One-Must, and, as i say:"Though born a Canadian, and in what i belive to be the most fortunate nation on earth...The World is My-stage, and, i do for my people_in it, What I Must, and, what i belive_if there is a God, He, would expect of me!"
That doesn't mean however, that i am_eather, going to symbolically place my head over the chopping/Block, and, have it loped-off! Anybody who proves brave enough_which actually is nothing more than an act of utter-stupidity_to appose me_in the slightest-way, they will be always punnished within the full extent of theLaw, and, through the maximmun powers i personally atain; insusfichient as some may only think them to be!
Well i hate to shatter your bubble people, but, actually i don't give a, flying-fig, what-you-think is gonna happen to eather me, or, even my soul. If i am wrong, there will be plenty of time to appoligize for that later. And as far as being wrong, nobody could quite understand how seriously i would like to be so; in spite of the fact that as proof goes...i got all that, and, from the highest, most important & powerfull instutions on the face of this earth:" Yea, I got All That!"
Having ones life threatened from time-to-time_over the Internet, isn't all that enjoyable; such as what happened to me last-night, however. But as The Queen-Mum once said: One Does for One's-Nation what One-Must, and, as i say:"Though born a Canadian, and in what i belive to be the most fortunate nation on earth...The World is My-stage, and, i do for my people_in it, What I Must, and, what i belive_if there is a God, He, would expect of me!"
That doesn't mean however, that i am_eather, going to symbolically place my head over the chopping/Block, and, have it loped-off! Anybody who proves brave enough_which actually is nothing more than an act of utter-stupidity_to appose me_in the slightest-way, they will be always punnished within the full extent of theLaw, and, through the maximmun powers i personally atain; insusfichient as some may only think them to be!
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
I Don't Get-Out Much
I don't get out much, but, there can be no other person on earth_who enjoys himself more_when he/i-does/do! Even now, as i apparently can only attempt to type these words_with tears of both joy & sorrow swelling up in mine eyes, me sitting in front of the window_at the key-board, trying not to allow passers/by to notice me wiping the salty-liquid from my cheaks, glasses and such, no one can be more suprized than me_that it turns-out, i am Jesus Christ/and again with the tears!blast!!LOL,Haha
The Point is: Although i know this is all so un-real, and such a flight-of-fancy_from anything anyone else has had the great fortune to experiance in their lives...since TheOriginal, i have done it again. That's an accomplishment my people/no matter which way you look at it.
Never Mind...i was just kidding! What really burns me up, is only that the landlord hasn't arrived to collect his rent, let alone fix my kitchen-sink, install a new toilet, and, un-block my friggin pipes! I mean whats the ues of being who i am, if apparently_as all those silly Christians like to say:"If His toilet was blocked, Jesus Christ, would just wave His arms, and all would be well." Liers! That's almost as stupid as thinking:" i'm supposed to fall out`a some fucking-cloud!"
But don't worry folks, because i am out. Though kept secret from you_but a little while longer, Establishment around the world knows this Prophet is back; for i have made certian of it_in my meny letters to then, and, watched the destruction they permitted on the whole of this earth_as they tried to distance me from my Glory. Those letters are locked-up in secret-places, that even with the end of this world, Kings & Queens around the globe, will have hidden my existance away in strong-boxes; in an attempt to protect themselves from my wrarth. Trouble is:"As surely as they have consealed me, i have been protected also_as such was my plan. And on that new-day, when humanity crawls back onto the surface, after Establishment has had its way with this planet, from those same locked-up places, my name will rise again from the dust, and, evberybody will know, Jesus Christ, was here; in this time...Just as i promised!
So No...I don't get-out much, but, when i do_the whole world is my stage, and, i occupy it to the limit. Ask yourself...Would you have it any other way..?
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The Point is: Although i know this is all so un-real, and such a flight-of-fancy_from anything anyone else has had the great fortune to experiance in their lives...since TheOriginal, i have done it again. That's an accomplishment my people/no matter which way you look at it.
Never Mind...i was just kidding! What really burns me up, is only that the landlord hasn't arrived to collect his rent, let alone fix my kitchen-sink, install a new toilet, and, un-block my friggin pipes! I mean whats the ues of being who i am, if apparently_as all those silly Christians like to say:"If His toilet was blocked, Jesus Christ, would just wave His arms, and all would be well." Liers! That's almost as stupid as thinking:" i'm supposed to fall out`a some fucking-cloud!"
But don't worry folks, because i am out. Though kept secret from you_but a little while longer, Establishment around the world knows this Prophet is back; for i have made certian of it_in my meny letters to then, and, watched the destruction they permitted on the whole of this earth_as they tried to distance me from my Glory. Those letters are locked-up in secret-places, that even with the end of this world, Kings & Queens around the globe, will have hidden my existance away in strong-boxes; in an attempt to protect themselves from my wrarth. Trouble is:"As surely as they have consealed me, i have been protected also_as such was my plan. And on that new-day, when humanity crawls back onto the surface, after Establishment has had its way with this planet, from those same locked-up places, my name will rise again from the dust, and, evberybody will know, Jesus Christ, was here; in this time...Just as i promised!
So No...I don't get-out much, but, when i do_the whole world is my stage, and, i occupy it to the limit. Ask yourself...Would you have it any other way..?
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