Their Main Intrest

When someone, or, a group of people_come out of an election as the defeated-party, and claim their main interst for the reign of their contender: is to see that they have a one-turm Presidentcy, they don't have the right to rule. When one considers what they have done against their people, in an attempt to succeed in gaining this One-turm Presitentcy_the amount of people whom have needlessy suffered, because the opponent has chosen not to play fair, while they displaied nothing but a lust for ultimate power, they don't have a right to rule. Beyond that: one should think what they will do to retain that power; should they be so fortunate to gain it. It isn't hard for folks to figure this out_one can ownly hope; though unfortunately, Amercians, do appear to have a rather short attention-span. If you're willing to keep your people down-trodden_just to gain power, are you not more lickly to seriously harm them; in an attempt to retain power? Think about it...what did, George Walker Bush, do when he wanted to be sure of re`election, and, very early into his Presidenticy, at that? He started a fucking war in Iraq! Not ownly did he launch this war upon a nation of innocent people_under false pretenses, but we now know DUBYA was lusting for war_from before he even assumed office. Oh Yea! These people are willing to call you, friend, to you're face alright, but, i wouldn't ever trust them enough; to atually turn my back on them!
And so, Mittens lost. That's an old deal, and, it's a fact. I ain't got nuthing more to say about it, Jack...except that, Jesus Christ, is not, never was, and, never will be some stupid old Republican! The very thought of such a possibility_makes this whole post ridiculas; that all i can say as a measure of some justifaction, or, appeasement for it is: "Fuck You Guys!"
Amen

It's the Yeah Yeah

I guess by breaking my Twitter,
Buz Stone, and his bunch think they're being nice.
Sorry, guys, i ain't no quitter,
And you got a lot to learn about, Jesus Christ.
One, two, three & four...
If you want it, i'll give you war!

Quite frankly: Twitter was quite a hassle, and, taking-up too much time.
So here's where i'll deal with this
And with me, that's just fine.

Governments may well wish to shut me up,
While by some, i have been framed.
But i'm not some silly, young-pup,
For `we are returned, totally unmaimed!

A Life Lived

Can you imagine being the "first-Saint of the internet" having axcess to all of the world_at the touch of your hand, and yet...know that in the eyes of history, your work may be already be behind you; that all which is left, is you: "laying on your back, and, with all your Soldiers_be they little or big, evil or godly, commissioned, and, prepaired for the battle_which surely is to come; is the universe to have any conciousness at all, or in-other-words, you got nothing left other than to watch the proceedings, or, perhaps sit-up in front of that, personal-computer_usefull now to you for little more than viewing porn, because, heavens-forbid, were you to ever even suggest to the on-line public: you were this person, establishment, has secretly confirmed to be this-christ, they would feel no choice but to suggest you were crazy?


There's ownly one rule in life, one thing, i believe, we all have to do. And that is simply to live it! Ones life doesn't so much have to make sense to every other living person in the circumference of humanity, as much as it needs to make sense_to you! For that reason, if people want to believe: i have lived the past thirteen (13) years of my life_as a lie, they are free to do so. It makes no differance as to how i have lived my life, or, in the future_how i intend to continue doing so. To me, it will be a life lived in truth, and, like-wise, to those whom truely know me, it is understood that i have lied about nothing.

Be it a rock falling from the heavens, and wiping us all out_in this time; that a mear remnant of survivers return to the surface_to believe, indeed as the ancient-prophesies said would happen, Christ, surely must have returned as was said He would_even if for ownly the briefest moment in time, or, people come to believe me in mine, through me, Jesus, has returned, and, no mannner of bickering and self-denial can errace that, the choice is there; that nothing ofter than the fulfillment of time itself, can add further clarity to the situation.

if it were up to me, and all i had to do is know this person_rather than to be him, personally that would be the easy part. Perhaps however, this is because i might be somewhat of a romantic. You see, i recall a saying which goes:" You're believes will set you free" and have found a way to connect that particular saying_to those of a certian religious-prophecy. Now i'm not going to take that prophecy, and, spell-it-out word for word, because, we all know: were i to pronounce it out-of-sequence, heavens-forbid/Right...i couldn't possibly be the person it is suggested i am, or, i would know the, Bible, backwards to front, yes, even word for word.

Anyway, it is said, i believe, No i don't believe, i know, that:" in the latter-days of our present civilazation, a member of the ancient-tribe will rise from the debths of obscurity" or, in-other-words (Jesus Christ will return and be unknown by humanity) where`by the first part of this prophecy, or, equaision, is the latter-translation of ancient Aztec peoples, the first portune is directly from The Bible. There is much, much more to this prophecy, of course, a prophecy which was used to convince, Establishment, over the course of the past thirteen-years that in fact: i am, the-Christ, it refers to; though for time-sake, i will only repeat_and in so-doing, hopefully explain the meaning of the entire theory, and, my untimate intentions_at the same time. So it goes-on to say, and is then the conclusion of the meaning, that:" This person, rising from the debths of phisical-obscurity, will challenge empire/Establishment, and, in-so-doing, this person will become the leader of his nation. Since the age of seven (7) unfortunately, i have had the greatest misfortune to believe i was ment to become the Canadiam Prime-Minister, but, eventually realized_as impossible and unlickly that was ever going to be_though somewhat less-so now, i had none-the-less foolishly set my intentions too low. Now you get-it/Right..? The nation this person was ment to lead, was not some singular country, but, the nation of humanity itself! Fourteen-Hundred years after the death of the original-Christ, the Aztec-peoples & meny other ancients durring this time & in others, were predicting the return of Christ Jesus. And it has been my great-duty to inform Establishment: I am this person; which naturally i did_from even the first letter ever sent to this rather exclusive-club_who once ownly thought they were so all high & mighty!
Can i get an amen.

Those Services No-longer Function

I wonder, is it their last attempt, to silence me; by taking-down my web-page? And what act of utter-disregard & impertinence, to attack me on the very instrument, a Pope, once canonized me with_into Sainthood; the Internet! Like a duck letting water run-off it's back, i'm going to let this go, i suppose, because what... it's my benevolent-duty not to hold a grudge?

No, no, i don't quite think-so! And how intresting, because, the very second i say this, as-if to implant the message into consciousness_leaving an indelible footprint on my life, the dog, wiskfully and instantly_vomits onto my pillows; as if to remind...somebody is going to pay for this act of cowardness against me, and, as usuall_like me, it will be the innocent whom will fall victum, because, i will say something here, or, on Twitter, ment mostly_if not ownly for the ears of the unjustfully-powerfull, and, my people shall have the shit scared out of them!

As if to further infuriate me, even were i wanting to use my e:mail/AC'c to view attachments  & get my cracker taken care of, by some sult_willing to work a few knots out for me, that service no longer works_to my satisfaction_any longer eather!

So my Twitter-accounts don't work properly; no differience between which of the four (4) i own and use regulary. My web-page at: http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 has evaporated into cyber-space. I could ownly wish i keyed-in the address incorrectly, but, of course didn't! And i can't even get laied!
I am sorry folks. But, since those services no-longer function, doesn't the very concept of the situation suggest: I'm not likely to take this laying-down..?

If there is anything i have to feel gratefull about, it has to be that: eather through mistake, or, were actually-intentional, both my true picture and Twitter-account, are posted on the hastag-page under, #JesusChrist, at http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II ,and on any other computer across the face of the globe; you might wish to log-on to! No sense in being, the 1st. 'Saint' of the-internet, unless people know who you are, and, even what you stand-for/Right!
amen

Secret Powers

Oh how i would go fuck-yourself, if ownly i were you, because blocking my web-page_from the public, will-never-do! You shits in Establishment want to piss me off, in an attempt to protect yourselves from all you're sin'n & sloth? Just wait, I will asure you, i'll be the one in-the-end, "who's aLost!"

I'm done with that silly web-page, anyway, not to mention: i have back-up copies_to load onto the internet; whenever i bloody-well feel like it! In the mean-time, all your complisity with, Oprah, Internet-providers, Government, the Church, and such-like, if a place so horrible exists, surely your wicked souls_will be cast into the unquenchable 'fires-of-hell' that both i, and, the world_will finally be done with you!

My people can feel well assured, from the days when a fourth-grade teacher told me:"I would never grow-up to be anything more than a, dude, riding passengers up & down in a Department-Store evevator, or, a man feeding penuts to the elephants_in the zoo" every day since then_to now, i have always & will always be much, much more. My seed has surely been planted into the hearts of humanity, and, is left as a physical-conciousness_on the seeled-records of men_locked away safe_in secret places. Future people will know: in this time, no matter what happens to this earth, Governments_with their own secret-powers_indeed have secured me, and yes, even my Holy-names; reguardless of what they have done both with & to my personal Web-Pages presently, and, of which incrimnate them so rightiouslly!

Who Have Dared to Say

Good Gosh! It's hard sometimes to be certain who one is supposed to be upset with. Two posts ago, Twitter dot com, was all up in my ass. For more months than i would like to count, they have been posting a picture of me_in the hashtaged-site of, Jesus Christ, from any one of a number of different accounts_that i own, but, never from, http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II or the main site of which i use, and, obviously the one which means more to me_than any of the others. Now i'm sure_from my thirteen years of fairly constant internet-experiance_that somebody has instructed, Twitter dot Co, not to piblish eather my real photo, or, my most active Twitter-account, because, heavens-forbid, the public should ever learn this is not just some name i made-up for myself, but, actually one of the meny same-like titles, Establishment, has given me the athority to use. Personally, i have come to believe that's possibly one of the dumbest things my peers have ever done, since all it would take to prove it, is my winning the lottery, or better still, finding a few backers_willing to take this thing to the courts. After all, no matter how carefully those whom can now ownly be considered as my enemies have been_to hide all traces of what they have done, and, in my name, with the ammount of people i wrote to & filed on my web-page, they have failed to be so smart_not to have left a paper-trail.

Then of course, i have to think of my people, and, appriciate how desperaitely hard they try. Here we have little, Kelly Rippa, Kathy Griffin, Tim Tebow, to name just a few, who have dared to say in their twitter-accounts that: they are being followed by, Jesus Christ, and, have an up-to-date picture of me; when unsuspecting folks try to see who this, Jesus Christ, is that they have identified. It may seem like nothing_to the common person, but, i know were some people in their bussness to see these markers, and, then go on to read my web-page, undoubtabuly their employers would realise that as the top people in Establishment; they themselves are my greatest enemies, and are also the same employers of my most well-known friends, fans & to a certain point_Desciples. There is no doubt about it. What these famous people have done, is risk their integrity, friend-ships, and, even their carrers; for nothing more than a peersonal believe that in deed, i am the Prophet, both history & prophesy says will return. Ask yourself: Is there any way i could be expected not to respect both that & them? The mear question answers itself.
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1
http://twitter.com/101Christ
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_
http://twitter.com/I_Christ
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II

Have it His Way

Christian-charity can look two ways, Buddy. It's all very nice to turn the other cheek, and in so doing, prove you're the bigger person. When you have to do that_around your home however, it can sometimes get mighty difficult. Obviously you have no idea as to what i'm talking about, so let me put in in one word_we probably all understand...Landlords, and what the fuck to do with them. Contary to what most good folks think about, Jesus Christ, i personally would see the whole bloody lot of them_draged out into a field somewhere, and, with the rest of 'the enemies of the state' have a lead-bullet resurved for their fucking heads_just in case, or at least_the past number of the little shits i've been dealing with recently in my life, i would.

They seem all to have their dirty-little-tricks too; when it comes to undergoing those occaisional building-repairs_that seemingly only landlords are able to convince themselves_don't need mending from time-to-time. In other words, they have ways of getting out of the work and expense that most apartment-blocks surely require at some point or another. Mine played a particularry nasty trick_when i first moved in, and, quite frankly i was so suprised by his move; that it caught me off-balance. What pisses me off most, however, is that i sometimes work for the Lil-fucker, and, he had the good-fortune to know me_almost as a friend; for nearly two years before i moved into this one of his meny, rat-dens, he owns all over the city. I thought he was one of the good-ones, because, he would always have me painting vacant apartments, just before new tenants moved-in, and, often other contractors would have been, or, were-around_while i was doing my job. The fact that he didn't offer to have my digs painted_though he said he would, before i got tired of waiting, and, made no effort to even supply the paint, should have been a tip-off, however.

Anyway, i've been living here for just over a year now, and, decided it't time the land-lord replace the kitchen floor_a pratice i've seen him engauge-in for meny of his other tenents; even before they've moved-in. It didn't seem to be sush an unreasonable request since, for one, my floor is in worse condition_probably to anything i have seen him lease before, and oh, did i mention_i work for the fucker! Obviously at this point you have come to the definate conclusion his responce was a big, fat-No; which it was. It was the way in which he responded, however, which really pisses me off, and, for which is the reason i say: Drag him out into the field and have him dealt with!

If you're just a dirty-little slum`lord, fine_just admit it, but, don't try to, guilt me, by suddenly throwing the living-arrangements we have both agreed-upon, for over the past year_in my face! Don't say to me: "Oh you have a cat, so don't make problems for him (meaning the floor-repairs) or he will call the rentel-board and have me thrown-out!"
Don't try to intimadate me_with the bad-mood you're in, because of a giant hole in the first-floor apartments cealling; caused through water-dammage by my neighbour, a one Mrs.Chruch-Lady, of which you tried to imply for the past week was_probably, my fault; until i suprised you by walking-in when you left the front-door open the other day when you were working doww-stairs!

Now imagine i'm living here a week, Ay...maybe ten days, and, my stuff has been here that-long; while everything's unpacked and placed. Finally my lazy-assed land-lord showes-up, and i get the chance to sign my lease. At first it's all a very standard deal, until he rips-out another peice of paper, and, starts writing on that. Though on a number of occaisions he has come to my old address to pay me for work, and, i'de gone down to his car with my dog, suddenly there's a big altercation about that. Eventually he says: i can keep my dog & cat, as long as nobody complains. I have to argue with him to smoke in my own apartment. He writes that i can't have anything blocking my balcony-landing stairways; which in time i learn was just another way of saying i couldn't have even a chair on the front balcony; were i wanting to sit there, or, smoke my cigrattes, i guess/lol. Anyway, the list just goes on and on; while i have to fight with him for my every human right. Frankly, it was eather, he, have it his way, or, i was soon to be out on the sidewalk. I signed that lease under-duress. I could go to court at any-time, and, have it overturned. But why bother...if i get my little reveloution, we can be quite certan i will do more that just put the fear into some people_the way they have often ownly tried to put into me.

And in the mean-time, i guess, i'll simply coutinue living here_since it's positivally the most fantastic apartment i have ever lived-in_durring the entirity of my life_mear feet from under-ground transportation; while the availabul floor walking-space, gets covered with washabul carpets i can pick-up at the Dollar-store. Life could be worse.
amen

Back to Snail Mail

Twitter, can go fuck it's self, there...i said it, and becides, i have never been known to hide my feelings_for too long. To the point, calling-out my name, for the past four (4) odd years, could hardly be identified as the hiding of anything anyway, though...i suppose i'm not really angry with, my people, because_after all, and, as i have probably said too often before:
Who could expect someone, anyone actually_to return from the dead"/right..? These fucking cunts however, the people and institutions_like Oprah & Co., the ones whom created me 'called me back' so-to-speak, well, time will soon tell how, or, if i am to be done with them; no matter how pathetically, and, desperately they tamper with my internet-accounts.

I mean, to deny someone their right to 'freedom of speach' in this modern age of the internet, the very idea is both barbaric and absurd. It's not equal to trying to kill someone three or four times, of course, but, it is right up there, And when you consider the same people whom are attacking me, are the same people who for the most-part_are running this ball-of-shit down here...well, you can see how i might be particularly angry; not to mention how a Pope once canonized me with the bloody internet in the first-place_there`by making me the first Saint there-of-it! No...if things don't go badly on December the Twenty-first, i believe i will be spending a lot more time_bring about the distruction of my enemies; than i have been as-of-late, because, the ways i have been abused, and, in this life too, those gilty must be paied back, or, i'm afraid life simply wouldn't make any sense now...would it!

So like i said at the beginning of this peice: when it comes to denying me my right to 'freedom of speach' Twitter doesn't begin to see how dangerious that is. If i don't have social-media to serve as an outlet, that means i have to go back to 'snail mail' and write letters. We have no idea as to whom i will mail those letters to_at this point of course, or exactly what i will say in them. But the last time i engauged in a letter-campagin, people had time to think about what they were learning, plan ways to profit from it, and, eventually, George Walker Bush, would use those letters_to leed this world up to the gates of Armageddion. And with the secrecy of those letters, other than the folks that had become complisit-partners in, DUBYA'S little plan, there was nobody to prevent the fulfillment of it. Midly put: there is little way for me to beleive this next letter-campagin, won't actually push humanity through those same 'Gates of Armageddion', and all because some high-winded upstart of a politician, or, some silly little television-presonality_foolishly decided to mess with one of the Saints. Worse still...on the very medium i was canonized with_at that! Well may God have mercy on their soul, because as it has been said before: i intend to have none!
Amen

Their Wicked Souls

People seem to think they can't afford to trust me, because, my ulterior motive is to prove myself some religious-nut_with intentions of ending this world, and, somehow_bringing about a new one.
Well Duh...except for the religious-nut part, because, were it left up to me, i would resurve that phrase for the actual people and institutions_that gave me the right to use the name of, Jesus Christ, as my own; even although_as we all know, somehow they have refused to inform my people. But let's not be mistaken...The ownly world i want to end, is that of the 1%, and, in ways_you haven't even imagined yet, or, more importantly...'they' haven't imangined yet..!/??

And this, my people, is a project (the manipulation of secret-powers) whom have decived me, i shall never for a moment in the rest of my life_cease to engauge in. All those whom have betraied me must be destroied; that their manipulation_in the face of my God, shall forever be a blasphemy in His All-Holy-sight, and, their wicked souls (those whom have been protecting my arch-enemy) 'the Biblical Whore of Revelation' itself_a one Miss Oprah Winfrey...well those whom have been both protecting her_for all these meny years, the same people_meny of them & far too plentifull to name here, they can be cast-down together into the same unquenchabul fires of Hell, as that bitch can be.
Amen!

Born Again

It's safe to say: Nice-jesus, is a thing of the past! I have not done in the previous twelve years_all that i have, only to find myself blocked by technology! I didn't write to a Canadian Prime-Minister, to watch him announce his departure-date from politics_ten days later; so that the time would come when i was forced to believe: i didn't matter! I didn't mail a cretan, Donnald Trump, in New-York N.Y., only to watch him use spacific information i gave him_to blackmail the Amercian television-broadcasters he works for_into allowing him to get his stinking, little Apprentice-show launched; ownly to become convinced: i didn't matter!

Where i'm going with this, is to say: i know the power i have within me, and, who gives a flying-fuck, humanity has no idea "i'm back" because 'born again' could never have ever-ment...the same thing to, Jesus Christ, as it would eventually_for His people.

Realize Their Fear

I don't know...is it evil..?
Few things_do i enjoy more, than being an observer of human-behaviour. All my life i've been somewhat of a wall-flower_in fact. I don't say that: meaning i'm some stark-raving beauty; that through my mear magnificance_all around me are compeled to find themselves, held`aback_in auh of me. Some things simply go without saying/Right..? That's something i can't help. I just have to walk into a room, and instantly_everybody in it_almost stopes whatever they were doing.

Anyway, it's been that way all my life. I even asked my Social-worker, when i was meny years younger_than i would like to admit:" what was going-on & what i could do about it"; almost as though...can you imangine, i wanted it to stop..? As i recall: She said:" I just had an over-powering presents, and, i needed simply to accept it, because, people were going to notice me all my life." Well Really. She didn't give me much to go on. But then again, neather did she give me much_to think about, that could go wrong..? Truth is: People do notice my over-powering presents, and, finally i have come to the point where i can enjoy it. And i especially like sitting at my computer_in the mornings, before i go to work, or, when i return.

As we know: i have my Twitter-accounts posted in my window. Naturally, it's printed in big, bold red-letters; that there hardly is a chance my subjects can pass-by_without noticing. It's always intresting to watch the predestrians aproach my building, and, their reactions. Some walk-by as if they havn't noticed anything_out of the usual, and hardly ever bother even to glance over in this direction_any more. Then there's another group, who when they walk in front of the house, one can tell from their body-language, they know there's something over here_that they would like to acknowladge, but, for some reason_probably to do with their religious hang-ups, they find themselves walking fifty feet of sidewalk_their head pointed to the ground, or, towards the houses on the other side of the street from me.

Then there's the people who like to creep-up from behind me. My desk doesn't face the window, you see, but, instead is sideways to it; which means my left sholder is in the window. I actually face a wall. To look out of the window, i have to turn my head in-other-words. Reguardless, meny times i see someone aproching_from the corner of my eye, and, out of commom couriosity, i turn my head; to see who it is. Apperently people have no problem witnessing their gods, providing those same gods don't pay them any mind. To put that another way, folks don't like to be caught looking at me, because, on more occaisions than not_when they are, they quickly turn their head away from me. It almost makes one wonder why they were staring in the first place..? Are they trying to deny me to themselves...

As we know however, when it comes to being confirmed by the people, i normally need go no further than, the people themselves. For instance: The other day when i went to pay my rent, in did some grocery-shopping_on the way back home. Carrying some thirty to thirty-five pounds of meat, i needed to sit on a city-bus bench for a few minutes. As it turned-out, there was a lovely, elderly black-lady sitting there; who offered me her news-paper_to settel my bags on; so as they wouldn't need rest on the dirty sidewalk. I told her that she needen't bother, because, i had a whole grocery-bag_filled with free news-papers i had picked-up; for my dog to make her buisness on. Well, the fact that i had a dog, somehow seemed to invite conversation. And let me just say: Her opinion of todays-youth_even made my mouth drop. My kind of lady, really!

Now we will understand that normally, i don't think anyone who has lived for all of eighty years_on this earth, needs to know anything about, Jesus Christ, that they havn't already learned, and, as for His return: that's not going to mean the same thing to them_as it would a younger person; in the sense that it's probably not going alter the way in which they continue to live their lives/Right..? The conversation, however, eventually turned to, the rich, and this lovely-lady's dismal view of the lot. Well i let her go on for a few minutes, but, eventually it became obvious she wasn't going to touch even the tip of the iceberg; that there seemed nothing i could do, but to finally open-up, and, as-it-were_expose myself.

For a woman all of eighty years in life, she had no difficulity in understanding how i had taken what the, all-mighty, Oprah Winfrey, had done to me, and, allowed me to turn her into, the biblical whore of revelation; whild somehow i myself almost instantly became The Reincarnated Christ. I don't care what Establishment says, because, they will never say anything. They can't! And as we all know...there's not meny things that i'll lickly admit, cant be done.

There might be one thing, however. My peoples faith... Somehow, that has remained as elusive to me_as it ever was, unless, and as it has always been_since this thing started some thirteen years ago, i happen to be talking to them_face to face. Oh it's easy to hide behind a computer, and deny me, but, folks need to ask themselves why. What are they so afraid of? My people are idiots, and, fail to realize their fear, is just what Establishment intends for them. I feel sorry for them_those whom deny me...But alas, maybe i'm too harsh, and, idiots isn't entirely accurate. Let us believe they're just shy..?
Here i've tossed-out a Ten point five Billion Dollar Legal-challange, claimed all the titles known to man_reguarding the both the Ancient & Returned-christ, hold under the heavy heal of my foot_in that law-suit, the very people & Establishments which rule this earth, and, in the palm of my hands_have attained the very keys for the holy and rightful-revolution, my people say they so desperately demand, and, well...they're just shy/Right..?
amen*

Forever be Forgiving

My on-line community, Dear Lord, what can i say..? i can convince a person_physically standing in front of me, that i am not only the 'prophet' this world has been seeking_for two-thousand years, but, can even do the same-so_when confronted by one`a my Muslims! Remember, Islam says: When Christ returns, He is going to take-up the Muslim-faith, and, if there's one thing we all know about, Muslims, they take their religion very seriously. So when i tell you that it is this honoured Islamic-religion that predicted: When the Saviour returned, He would be a Muslim...Well you know them there words are of gold/Right..!
I did it today_in fact; convinced a Muslim-man/taxi driver, i am the Reincarnated Christ, within the last six blocks_of a thirteen-block shuffle! I spoke about how, Oprah & Rosie, stole their magazine-ideas from me. How i wrote to meny of the most powerful people this planet has to offer; ownly to watch them use information i gave them_to favor their own political-intrestes, television-considerations, how the- United Nations knew me, and, how, DUBYA, used that same information_to blackmail his way into war. It was like a well-rehearsed speech; though one i have to admit: i wish i never was destined to make in the world where with`in i live. As they say however:" God ownly gives one what they can handle.

To be precise, i think when it comes to my on-line community, i have befriended more Atheist's, than actual so-called Christians, and, mear months ago_i didn't know how even to spell the bloody word! Truthfully, there is something almost elating about turning an atheist towards my light. It's pratically, if not a true feeling of accomplishment_in being able to bring a person to understand that where i come from, religion, isn't really the true corner-stone_in which the Real Christ-returned, must be understood, but, instead prophesy, and, the fulfillment there`of! Christians, on the other hand, need me to remain dead, or, somewhere in Heaven; where i can forever be forgiving them of their sins! Well, fuck that bull-shit! I am going to live my life, and, from here-on hence, i'm going to live it as, Jesus Christ! And anyone who doesn't like it, can kiss my black royal-ass, because, it is royal, i know since, the church, did tell me so; before they betraied me to, George Walker Bush, so as they could recive federal-funding for the first tine in American-history!

Vitriol Justified

I think, Twitter, should read those letters_published on my web-page, again, if it is by any chance they have come_after all this time_to the conclusion that i should now enjoy in any way, to be fucked with! Should that somehow now be their assumption, let `us asure http://twitter.com never before have they made a greater mistake; that perhaps it's time i once more play with all of humanities fate?

But then out of the blue, and, we will remind you: once when i first went-on Twitter_they did ask just what was going-on & who was i; which had been answered to their satisfaction...well, we can hardly have them taking my photo down_from my hastaged-site, where which i post my most superiour name, JesusChrist, now_can `we!
I mean_the very impretinance!
I will hastag & say whatever i please, and, whoever doesn't like it...well then probably i will bring them to their knees. And we arn't any-longer, all that concerned if `we have to bring the whole world along_with them, just so-as they know 'who & what' their dealing with here!

I still know how to write letters, and, i still know how to influance powerfull people. Folks can just be glad i'm comfortable_right now. And, unlike my people_most`a them anyway, i have a great-life! That of-course still doesn't mean people, corporations, or anything this side of the Gods-domain_such-as, Twitter & Co., is going to be allowed in the least bit_to deminnish my ultimate-glory. My photo will stay-up, or the true vitroial-justifide_that i contain in my being_surely will have no choice but to explode upon mine enemies; that a Mid-East war, might be the least of their problems!

That's Remarkable

As soon as i get on here, i cannot understand why i'm not blogging every-day, anymore..? I used to always enjoy it_so much, and, now find myself wondering...is it because of my Twitter-experiance..? Why is it so hard to convince people_on-line, that i am the Reincarnated-christ, or, that such is the title Establishment has bestowed upon me_all those so-meny times?

Yea-Sure! Everything was done in compleat secret, away from the eyes of an inquisitive public, or, in this case_a not so inquisitive-public! But, by fuck! The former, Pope, canonized me with the Internet; that if i can't mannage to get the word out there...what in the Hell am i doing here..!!/? And it has to be me. There's got to be something wrong with me, or, perhaps my approach..?

I mean_in person, i never have any difficulity transmitting the message. Just the other day: i told the woman i'm doing this painting-contract for, where i'm about to pull-in $1350:oo, by-the-way, that the Establishment, thinks i'm, Jesus Christ. That might sound like nothing_to an idiot, but, in saying this to my employer, i put at risk my job, and my dignity; perhaps for no other reason than that i felt like talking, or, maybe more because she was asking me all these questions about where i come from, my family, if i liked to travel or go for vacations, etc... Well, goodness-gracious! I'll be dammed if we wern't half-way into our conversation_durring our car-ride into work, before she came right out with it, and declaired:"That's remarkable, and, in her opinion_i was smart." Actually, i believe she said: i was very smart", but, somehow_as usuall_when someone says that to me, i ownly ended-up feeling...very embarrassed; that i quickly changed the topic.
Like i said: There's got'a be something wrong with me/Right.

In all seriousness though, i think the worst part of my life, has to be the small-minded, jealous, little-prigs_in my last two neighbourhoods_i've lived in. There's no fucking way they don't both know, and, believe Establishment has given me this title. But all they can do is: look at me with a critical-eye; in wait_that they might catch me doing something they can consider unChristian-like, in hopes, i have to imagine_that they can say to themselves": finally there's proof i cannot be what it is i am claimed to be." Fuck-That, And Fuck-Them too, because i know your reading this, and, i don't have to like, but, ownly love you!

Hell is what You Make it

When i look around, i have the gratest disposition believing anybody actually thought it was even remotely possable, Jesus Christ, would somehow ever return, and, those whom might have_too often now are riddled ownly with fear, realizing that the prophesy indeed has come true. Those people, i believe, have made a dission to live in Hell. Let me explain:
Somewhere in the Bible, it says: The ownly reason people find themselves in Hell, is because of their fear. It is almost like as-if you were in a burning room. There is a wall of fire in front of you, and, the room is getting hoter & hoter_that soon you will be consumed by the flames. All you have to do is jump through that wall of fire, and you know safty is directly on the other side. But you choose not to, because of your fear.

In that same light: i have built a case against Establishment_proving it's own iniquity against humanity, and in so doing, have caused my peers to confirm me as The Anointed-One; all the while knowing that in a matter of years, i would probably be comming for them, Yeah...even their very heads_in Rightious & Holy-Revolution! But, because socity is so guilt-ridden, it cannot allow itself to see both the beauty, and, the miracle; of a man being transformed into a living-god_again, because they are too concerned with all their sinning.

Give Me A Break, myPpl! You think i give two-stinking shits_about your little & petty sins. You think there is anything you could have ever done, or, are capabul of ever doing, that could make me question disisions of my own life. You think that you could understand me; when you are too afraid and ignorant to peacefully approach me, but instead choose to stand behind some book_you hardly understand the meaning there-of, and, alter the fact that by myPeers, the holders of 'that book' i, through them_am confirmed? They also are too afraid to tell you...for their heads will be offered-up on the same plater as are surved those whom destroy theEarth_and in-so-doing, theBack-bone of myPeople. No! I have not returned to bring judgement upon men, but those whom think themselves Gods-amunst`men & are not! No, NO. I am here to offer, myGod, and in the same fashon as did, King Harod, have John theBaptist's head sacrificed_those of my enemies, and the last time i looked, that wasn't the face of my people..?/!!

If You Believe

II love it when people say: Well if you believe you're Jesus Christ, maybe you are, or, "i guess i'll have to believe you"...you know, something to that effect. Really..?
I'll tell you what i think on that subject_right away, and, due to the fact that it bothers me so grately_undoubtably this will not be a post filled with meny pleasantries... But then, what else is new_right?
I mean, how the promise of my return, could have been transformed into something_so scarry, that intelligent_good folks, should think my intrest is to bring the world to a physical end...well it's all just a tad bit beyond my simple understanding_of humanity, quite frankly!

I am sorry, my people, but, from my perspective, humanity has proven itself_so far_to be a giant failour! I'm not saying that there isn't hope. Why we all have that/Right? The problem is, folks seem to have far too little imagination! More often than not, unless a body has seen something on say...CNN, or, some other major media-outlet, the inclination is that it couldn't be true, or after-all, these people in Establishment would have told you about it/Right. And again i say...Really?

People have been arguing for two-thousand years; as to how The-SAVIOUR is going to return, but, too often_lately the ownly thing they are certan of_is that it couldn't possably be through me! Naturally i realized that over twelve (12) years ago_when this thing all started, and, is the reason i was smart enough; to have my Deity confirmed by my peers first. You would think people could come to respect that, but, instead_for the-most-part, find themselves with their heads buried in the sand, because after-all, the ownly thing they know about, Jesus Christ, is that He's comming back to destroy the wicked. Really... Can all my people be so concerned that it is they, someone like me would consider wicked..? Excuss me, but that's not where i am comming from_at all!

I don't hold my people accountabul for who they sleep with, any more than i would critize someone who found themselves suffering the grate misfortune of needing public-assistance. Folks who poison our lakes & rivers for profit, or devide people because of their religious-believes...well i may have an opinion on those type of things however, and, would suggest that's exactly what people should expect of a Saviour; that, and of-course that He had done His work first_which i naturally have; though one imagines some whoud apprichate i had not_one can be sure. I have done my work so well in fact, that Yes...i hold idenities of the two predoninate religions of out times, and, am both a Muslim & Christian_at the same time; for how else could this world expect, a Christ, to bring unity to the faiths?!!

Until my people realize, however, that it is the, Oprah Winfrey's, the Donald Trumps & meny much, much more-powerfull than them, i have come to both accuse and judge, for the failings of my people, my people, will never allow themselves to understand the love i have towards them; that i often find myself asking my Heavenly Father:"is this theCross i must now bare"? Is it to be ignored that i have built a case more powerfull than the immage of "over`turning tables 2000 years ago in an Isreali/Roman-temple" and, not even having the oppertunity to be judged for/by it, because, humanity will never learn of what i have done_for its best benifit, until perhaps Three-hundred years after my death; as was the case last time? Am i to have built a whooping 10.5 Billion Dollar Legal-challange_against the enemies of humanity & my God, ownly to be ignored, because my people have been taught to believe i have returned to punish them..?/!!
Like i said: Until my people learn to imaging, unfortunately, i believe, they shall never see theLight.

Guilting My People

I guess i have nothing to worry about, really. People that know me, people that i have been friends with for years, they don't consider me a blasphemous, sacrilegious, heretic; ownly intrested in carving a name for myself, and, an indivigual with no concern for peoples believes. Why some of them have actually taken the liberty to even call me, Jesus, stright to my face; as though there were nothing wierd about it_in the slightest. Now, if i was a smart man, i could stop right there, ay, or perhaps find a way to shorten that first paragraph into a Tweet, and keep repeating it over & over again. But does this modern-world think it's smart for an indivigual to have jumped-up on a cross_in the first place; that is the question. To put that another way, and, perhaps to say it as rudely_as i find peoples displeasure in me distastefull:"i probably will eventually find a way to form those original two first sentences into a Tweet, guilting my People down to their knees; every once in a while anyway~
What a Bitch, am i...Ay/lol

High-Hoe

I never thought i would say it, well...not for the last five years_anyways, or, since i had been slaving my-ass_for that, Soloman Catz, but, i absolutly love both my job, and, the people i'm now working for; not however, being such the perfact lil-Christ, i am, i didn't have love for even that_loud-mouthed, pushy, runt & show-off Bully.

In all seriousness: i have never worked for someone before, who says" take your time" let alone load-me-up with over a half-dozen new contracts_all of which could be started tomorrow! And with all this work to do, Jimmy, hardly knowing me at all_other than through the guy i nick-named, Dr.No, and is the contracter for my new-Landlord, Van, and whom i sometimes work with when painting for, Van, well Jimmy apparently wouldn't think of giving all this work to someone else. I have only compleated two contracts for the man, and, started scraping a fence. But even after the stairwell-hallway i did_when i first met him, the guy was promissing me i'de be busy all summer. If you ask me, he's right...i will have to tell all the other people intrested in my services:" i simply do not have the time." Truth of the matter is: i might not exactly be living. high-hoe on-the-hog, but am certianly not worried about paying my bills anymore.

On a personal level, Oprah, would just hate that! The last thing, Chi wants, is for me to have enough cash to scrape by, let alone, have internet-axcess; where-by there's a chance some smart Lawyer might be able to figure what this is all about, and, finally i find someone brave enough & moral; that wants to get this thing before the courts.
The fact is, on a personal level, i win over, Oprah, no matter what she does! If things go all very badly_in a few months, i am the ownly, realChrist, on this thing we like to call the super-informationial high/way; that i will have kept my promise of return_even if nobody actually believes, now! If somehow, and, by all good-fortune, things don't turn-out_the way the ancestors have predicted, and, this pile of rocks we're living on, doesn't actually turn-over on itself, a bunch of volcano's don't suddenly erupt_covering us all in dust and blocking-out the sun for years, something doesn't come hurteling out of the skies, or, a title-wave fails to roll over us, i have years to fulfill my mission; that again, i win! And `We can be as sure as Fuck...if this is the way of the world now, in another few short months, humanity will ownly be more ready for the return of, Christ, because it would appear i am the single person around here, who doesn't have my hands tied behind my back_through the will of Ploiticial-injustice, and there is not a Politicion on the face of all God's green-creation_that can hold a candle to me, or, that_if need be, i cannot as easily stomp-out!!
That's right/Babe, high-hoe, high-hoe, it's off to war `We go!!
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Our Twitter/AC

Well at least my blog is working! One must leave something down_for history, you know/haha

No, but_really!
The last few days have been the most exausting ones_in-deed!! I don't even have to think of a title for this/Post, because, 'shit day' or anything like it_will surfice! I hate it when my Twitter blows-up! It's the ownly/AC, i ever have problems with, and, just know:"Somebody is watching me"_just as had been the case with my "mySpace-account, until i was forced to abandon it too, because, somehow i had been fed some sort of virus_from the site.

One can hope it's just my nerves, but, late last night_in fact, i heard three (3) guys making all kinds of noise_just outside my front windows, and once spotting them notice my inquisitiveness_from behind the curtians, watched them all make a mad-dash for the Metro; just up the street from my house. Moments ago, two (2) chaps i have never seen before, got out of their car; again_directly below my window, and, pull-up their hoodies, before looking straight at me from the sidewalk. I don't like it i tell you!! It just makes me nervous, because, it's always when my social-media sites are down, the most serious attacks have been made against me. Social Meida was the whole reason i went on-line, in the first place, because, thirteen (13) years ago_when all this started, and, people were so actively attempting to harass, frame, and assult my personage_in countles ,other, unholy-ways, i knew it was better to somehow let the world witness what was going on. It was my trail of 'bread-crumbs' one could say; that by following my internet-activities_if necessarry, and especially after someone tried to bomb the shit out of me in Verdun, the police could fit a picture together_getting a better idea as to who probabully was responsable. Since then. i have learned that the police can't always be trusted; quite the way one might have previously believed, and, especially when a body's battle is against their very emploiers/Right..?

Anyway, i may have mentioned this before, but, know for a fact, Oprah Winfrey, paied-off "Twitter & Co." somehow, and had them deleat the hashtag-function of (@I_Christ) and am not the least bit amused! I don't know what kind of trickery Chi used, of course. But, it could have been anything; from a political-favour_her knowing and having axcess to anybody on the face of the planet,and all, and, there`by having the ability to arrange all sorts of personal behind-the-sceans communications & meetings; both with and for her little Pallies out there. Heck! With all the hassles i have made in that ungraetfull, greddy, and, wicked, little-bitches life, i wouldn't be suprised if at this point, she doesn't simply have some sort of secret cash-account_hidden-up, from which she's using to directly pay-off people; for not going public with what they now know_through me, and, Miss Winfrey's friggin-treatchery!!

So Yeah! Are We suprised our 'twitter/AC' isn't working properly; these last few days, myBro's & especially all you lil-hoe's..? Nothing like a little 'rightious-indignation', i suppose!! No* w/e;lol

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May God Have

That Americans can possably be thinking of electing, Mitt Romeny, personally i find extreemly offensive, but, in/from a global-cocsciousness, or, perspective/viewpoint, whatever_know his Presidenticy to be dangerious to the world; in ways that simple, little-humans, cannot possably imagine! We can forget the little dog-incident_of course, but, do we really want to? I mean, Come On! Here the dude straps on the roof of his car_this defenceless amimal, and, sails off into the wind_through hill & dale at sixty miles an hour; for who knows how meny hundreds of miles! It's a miracle the poor pup didn't have a heart-attack! And it shows just how reckless, uncaring, and yes...i'll say it, dangerious, Mitt Romney, actually is, or, at least how unprepaired he might be for the office_since he fails to think things properly through; before comitting himself to them?

Of course, i could well be prejudice on this one. It's a well known fact that first, i don't especially like, Mitt Romney. My reason isn't because he happens to be a, Mormon, eather; although there's no doubt that he is one_has a lot to do with it. But to be spisfic however, the way i see it, and, in fact the way it actually is: Mormon's are Christians first!! In other words: They are not Mormon-christians, but, Christian-mormons. This my friends, is a very big difference; that if you are prepaired to let people go around suggesting you're not a Christian, because, you are instead actually ownly a Mormon, clearly something is wrong in your head! It is just another example as to how Religion devides people, when the message of Christ, in reality, is instead about inclusion, acceptence & unity!!

Naturally, Mr.Romney, can't be held intirely responsiple for this backward perception; since The Church itself, does nothing to bring-about enlightenment towards this subject. Were, Mitt, in fact to stand-up to his religious conviction, undoubtabylly there would suddenly be a great fight on his hands, Yeah...even with Mormonisum itself. One might think such an act of declairing yourself_under these conditions, much too great a risk to ones Political-ambissions. Why...you would be shooting yourself in the foot, and, for what? One word my people: "Truth!"

Good-Golly!! If someone is ready to purputrate a lie, rather than to challange it, because, the waters may get choppy, perhaps The Presidenticy of The United States of America, the most powerful nation on the face of this wonderful earth...if you're going to give-up one ounce of truth_for that, and, on a subjcet that is so important_to so meny people, not to mention the times in which we live_were for better or worse, meny global-actions still do even in 2012 The year of Our LORD, rest on meny innocent_yet decived folks silly superstitions, and, if you can't understand that, No, perhaps the Presidenticy isn't exactly the best position to be in. And as to how you can call yourself a fuckin Deacon of the Church, well i say it again:"May God have mercy on your wretched soul, because, i intend to have none!"

Of `course: Another reason i personally would never trust, a-Mitt Romney Presidentcy, is simply because he is a Republican. My-Goodness! Isn't that the same political-party, that can't afford itself the luxury of even mentioning_by name, their last partisipant of "the Oval Office" and their-Leader of 'the free-world', a one, George Walker Bush..? The same (DUBYA) that tried to tell the world that i, before anybody else knew it was, i, Jesus Christ, who told him to go to war; exactly ten days after i mailed my infamous letter to him? Why by what form of logical thinking, could anyone ever expect me to back a Republican_ever again in my life!! Not of course all those near thirteen (13) years ago, was i even in the slightest character of the word 'backing' G.W.B.! But we must be good now(lol) & that's a story for another day/Right. This afternoon however, i think i'll just bum-fuck every Republican i can find, and, since i havn't had 'IT' in days, i expect to be very, very busy. So you guesed-it. The first on 'the FuckIt-list' is you, Mitt Romney. And i hope it hurts like a first-timer too!!

Lil Punk Nigger

So it begins again..? We don't care much for this new blog/Format, and, are becomming highly suspicious_as to what sort of secret-activity by, the-powers-that-be_are attempting to launch yet another campaign of un-holy terrior; against my innocent personage!!
May God have mercy on your wicked-souls, because, i intend to have none!

And if this: "Some silly attack on my internet activities_is the best these Schmuck's can provide, after their attempts to kill, stock, frame & attain me, unRightfully_in prisonage, Yeah, some site-attack... surely they now know: "Already they have lost...you useless bunch of ungrateful, Greedy-Cunts & Bitch'es!"

As for the rest of the populanice of thie earth: i don't have much faith in them eather. Who could have immagined that when, Christ-returned, and, after three fucking years on http://twitter.com/ there-be-not one human-being_willing have the courrage to stand with me:against tyranny, provide the funds needed to get this case before the-courts, and, do a bit of God's work? Instead most folks are too afraid to admit i even exist! None follow me_though plenty 'troll'; this i can easily tell_from the direction conversations go_after i hashtag, or, create new ones. Unfortunatly, usually when one latches onto these tags, instead of reading my/Blog, perhaps trying to make-out the meaning of my web/pg. at: http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 they get it in their head: because they don't remember hearing on CNN or something that: Jesus just fell out of a cloud_on His bloddy-ass, my existance can't be real! And this is all something i must have made-up anyways. Eat-Shit, every last one of you poor lil-fuck's, and, you are welcome to suck my Royal hot-cock anytime_and for as long as i am willing to enjoy it!(too crude..?) Don't worry, i'm sure they'll clean-it-up in what, another three-hundred years, and, as i remember_this is 'the- Adult Section' anyways/Right?

If myPeople can't believe in me, after all i have provided and made possable for them, they don't desurve me! I put my life against 'the-Cross', and hold it up_proudly, against my enemies; who surely every day_want me secretly nailed, stright back up there! 

Personally i'm doing just fine. I couldn't dream to be in a better-place! More importantly, if it all goes Boom_in a couple of months, there's no unnecessary worry with any economic down-turn_in my finances; in the mean-time! My real-work has not only already been done, but, to prove it to any humanity_that should replace this one_if come-what-may, a Pope has even 'Canonized-me'_with the tool to announce it on/the internet! And the world will know, Christ Jesus, kept 'hisPromise', and that i, Yes, i, was that Prophet! So as i sit back, painting houses_when the mood strikes me, and, i want to have four times the cash-reward the Canadian gov. is forced to pay me_just for being, J e s u s , this should be the most lucrative summer yet! I'll be resting right on top of this shit_sitting back, and, enjoying the show_you faithless bunch of useless, wild-beasts!

Other`wise, i guess i'll be around for another...What_quarter century, or, thirty (30) years..? We can all have Hope/lol. And imagine...if i could have done all this_in just over ten, what enLightenment do we have to look forward to!! What kind of Holy-shit, will a lil-Punk Nigger like me, with no school'n & no-manners, and most importantly, 'noRespect'_for those whom i can permit 'mySelf' from ownly call'n 'My alledged peers', ahem, Establishment, well...:"What could be their lot"?

Good-Bye Miss Amercian Pie-Hole

Nearly ten years ago, when the first "Rosie Show" came to an end, although i had already entered onto the scean as the indivigual who was destined to be reguarded eventually_by the Establishment_as 'the reincarnated Christ' it was a much differant world. For those whom had chosen to be my enemies, a much safer one. We didn't have social-media, or at least not /Blogging, Twitter had not yet been invented, and by comparison_some might say: we pratically lived in 'the dark-ages'. For myself, not quite understanding what a true-power it was, and, somewhat unsure as to how the Internet even worked_being on-line but a few mear months, nobody really knew that i had threatened The North-Amercian Television-industry & the publishers of the now folded 'Rosie Magazine' with legal-challanges, one worth one Billion Dollars, and, the magazine separately_for some Three-hundred Million. Indeed, how the world has changed, and yet, at the same time_how little.

On another note: I guess i could feel happy, and, proud 'The Rosie Show' is going-out_crashing and burning in a ball of flaims, or, being cancled with my name pratically on her lips, and, in all seriousness_i am deeply delighted! However, the girl hasn't actually acknolaged me personally, but instead chosen to leave, Jesus Christ, somewhere out there in the eather. Too mysterious for you..?

It occurs to me that people might not know exactly what i am saying here however, so, let's put it stright...Over a decade ago, Rosie had teamed-up with, Oprah, that she would launch her 'Rosie Magazine' after "O" had been on the stands exactly one full year. The idea for both magazines had been stolen from the mind of a one, Brannon Carty-Thomas_formaly known as the internets 'The Minister of Cool' & eventually by all of Western-civilazitions Establishment as 'the reincarnated Christ'/me! It was because of this situation, and, the wars i unintentionally caused these leaders of athority_to fight umunst themselves, that a one GWB would eventually learn about me, and, realize if he secertly betraied me, he would have the key to swing-open the gates of Armegeddion, there`by encourragging the mind-set of humanity in the direction of his intentions. He wanted these days to look-like Armegeddion, my people, to frighten us_to make us afraid to leave him; so he could have four-more-years! And he did this, ten (10) days after reciving a letter personally from me_while i was yet mearly The Prodigy-child of the Mormon-church; soon to become anointed as 'the prodigy-child of all Christianity, but, not yet quite, Jesus Christ, (DUBYA) realized who i was; that he even said:
"Jesus Christ, told him to do this thing."
Well i most certianly did not, and in-fact, within the contents of that letter sent to him_there was_thought a silly-one, a plan for peace in The Middle East!

Miss.Rosie ODonnell knows all these things, or, that her actions in stealing the idea for that little-rag she once published, helped, George Walker Bush, get his dirty little war, or, that the secrets she needed to keep_helped him. Rosie knows she is directly responsible, and, i suspect feels like shit because of it. And yes that's fine by me; although i admit_while not wanting to leave this-one any sooner, i wish i lived in a world where such a thing wasn't possable.

And as for, Oprah Winfrey herself, nothing could make me more happy_than to see the witch has to work so hard now; trying to save her failing empire, OWN-T.V., and, i realish the day she realizes all the money she has shelled-out to support it, has been nothing more than a huge failour! My bad...Who gives a fuck..? At least nobody started a war_trying to protect my name/Right...At least, not in this life-time_they didn't. No! These filthy little-fucks have had nothing but betraial on their minds; since the first day they encountered me. Meny, through me, have gained all the riches of the earth! And yes! Some have watched me secretly cause them to yet lose portunes of their welth_durring my watch. You don't know it, but, it was i who forced Rosie's publishers to fold; just as i once_months before, caused the mighty Oprah friggin Winfrey to take-down her Daily on-line open-journal_where everybody could read articals from the public, and post them as well!
I'm putting this out as it is & editing later, folks/thanks!
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that's enough`a this shit! Someone's try'n to attack my PC again, probablly hack my/AC, maybe they've already stolen P/Ws etc, and, i don't know at this point if this post will even publish properly! Fact is: MyPeople are a bunch of Sissies. They have no back-bone. And their gutless! They have these huge masses of wealth, much of it_as we now know, built directly upon my back; with nothing to do but try to protect their ill-gotten gains_using every form of trickery and deciet_to conceal theTruth of just exactly how they got that rich, and the actual horrors they have committed to hold-on to it. May they: to the last of the dirty, rotten-pack of filth_burn_in the unquenchable fires of Hell for an eturnity, and, a day! And also:" Good-Riddens to them!" 

Delusions of Grandeur

Can i just admit it..? My landlord is weird!! What other kind of person would rather not collect his rent, and, Hydro_for two months, because, there was a minimal ammount of repairs to be done on the apartment? What is it with people and their money, that makes them so unreasonable as human-beings? And why is it so often, things are left in my hands; where`by i am given the oppertuntiy to teach these slum-lords, con-artists, and all-around, Skanks, i constantly run into durring the course of my living-life_just how in charge i am, and, more importantly_should it be my reasoning_how i could make their lives very uncomfortable:
"with less than the wave of my arm..?"

But now...to be in theReal-world,at 20:07 hrs. Mar.11/2012, or, the day after i originally started this post. The landLord, has sent his, Flunky, Dr. No, to collect my rent: i gave him $600.oo, and, Tuesday, the lad is supposed to do all the repairs around this dump, where`by i'm supposed to come-up-with another Six-hundred Dollars_within some time durring that_to cover the reminning balance of rents & Hydro.
Yup! That's gon`a happen?/LOLwink-wink*
In he mean-time, i'll go back to my,
delusions-of-grandeur and enjoy my quite comfortable-life: where the Government pay& me One-thousand Dollars a month, just for being me, and watch me some cable television_which under any other circumstances, surely i would never been able to afford, while viewing some show called 'the- Queens Palaces' or, those little shit-shacks i allow Athority & Establishment to own; providing theWorld does not become aware THE-"King-of-Kings" has returned to collect His inherintance/Right..? Yes...With my immaculate-worth, in a \Court-of-Law, equalling some Ten-point five Billion Dollars(10.5B$)there is not a King, Queen, or, Branch-of-Establishment_whom do not mearly personally know of me, but that even comes close to what i am worth; by their own system of counting. Neather is there hardly a Palace on the face of this earth_that i would not technically be able to purchase.
And all i care about is that they know it, because, all their money, and, all their greed, isn't worth one cent_to me!!

Dark Ages Mentality

If the Catholic-church were a real political entity_trying to get elected into Government, because of its stance on Birth-control, it wouldn't stand a chance_in eather Heaven or Hell, of doing so!  I mean: how can people of good conscious_who claim to be thinking with a clear mind, be allowed to launch global-terrorism against one half of the human population, and, for no other reason that that the Church has its head burried in the sand_up to the period of the Dark-Ages! And theChurch, or, those in its establishment_which stands/talks for it, is guilty of Global-terriorism against woman-kind. What people forget to announce, however, is that: on a planet which cannot actually afford to feed, cloth, and shelter even one more indivigual, perhaps on planetEarth the policy should be, and, possabully should have been_for the past twenty-odd years 'zero population-birth' on a global-level! But of course, nobody wants to talk about that, do they...and, would rather live in a land of pixy-dust & fairy-tails; where, Jesus Christ, still falls out of a cloud on his ass/Right! 
That same sort of, dark ages-mentality, is what prevents, i believe, Jesus Christ, from returning to hisPeople... You didn't think We would get there so fast_surely, but, after-all...some folks say it took two-thousand years, so maybe it wasn't actually so fast after all/ ha haha/lol

As to the reality of my existance however, i suppose myFather must know what He's doing. From my perspective though, i hope nobody will blame me for believing that were i to have been fortunate enough to have ever won theLottory, or, come into some other win-fall of instant-cash, i could have taken my case to, theCourts, and proven myself to humanity; without a question. And it is all very well & easy, for people to suggest: maybe i should have better educated myself, and then been able to find the funds i needed; instead of setting myself up to need rely on the kindness of strangers, or, perhaps games-of-chance. But i'll tell you why you're wrong about that too, because, were i to have had great wealth_of my own, those in Establishment who both used and betraied me, would never have been called on_to have made the choice between good & evil. I would have just been some ordanary rich-kid, who started-up some magazine with my own money; instead of some nobody_who caused, Oprah Winfrey, to launch a magazine-empire of her own. I would have been a noBody_living a basicly nothing-life; that everybody has perhaps heard about; instead of a someBody_nobody has heard about, and, the same person who has been able to influance the very powers that run this world, and more importantly, that same indivigual who has had those same secrets locked-up_in the very vaults of my enemies; where surely within the fullness of time_they will be revealed!

Off My Chest

Truthfully, i don't know if i'm supposed to have a good-old toke on the pipe first, or, just get right into this, but, naturally, and, i am sorry for this_theToke wins/back in a second!!

I love watching "Church of the Rock" on T.V. It's in-fact the ownly religious show, i ever do actually watch_at all. I know absolutly nothing about the guy, the Minister, Reverend, or, whatever his posistion-place is in theChurch, but, respect him, because, he obviously knows what it is to truely live life, and, most importantly, beleive in some higher-power_than ones self!
Of course if he starts talking about that walking-on-water stuff, or other such nonsense, i get a little flustered, but then usually he manages to put such subjects in a reference of todays understanding, and, not so literally; as meny of his counter-parts do_on their broadcasts. In-other-words: he's forgiven/Right? haha!

The point of all this however, and, what i intended you to experience from the beginning is: "i know insanity."

At nearly Sixty(60) years of age, probabully the better-part of myLife has been spent_in a drug-induced state, of Speed, M.D.A., Cocaine, Acids/Mesculns etc. And don't think i ran-away much, from hypodrmic-syringes eather! That's Thirty(30) years, myFriends. Thirty-years, where i was comparatively smashed out of my mind. I drove cars, i held-down jobs, i created buissnesses, had friends_none of which knew mySecret. And i did this all without a tradishional education; which is obvious, because, i can't spell for shit!!

But you see myFriends: Durring all that time when i was so confussed, lost, and even hopeless, because, i knew i wasn't doing what i believed myDestiny to be, yes...dare-i-say-it, durring all that time i was not the Leader of myNation, in the bottom of myHeart, and, at the top of myMind, i knew simply because i had faith, one day my dream would be capatured. I didn't know how i would do it: ownly that they didn't teach a course in school; as to how on goes about becomming Prime-Minister of Canada! My faith however was so strong, that when the time was necessarry, in wrote to other Real-leaders of Establishment; causing some to even vacate their posistions of athority_at the mear mention of myName & abilities. And quiteFrankly, myDarling's, other than, Jesus Christ Himself, i don't believe there are a whole Hell`of aLot of folks that can say such a thing, or, ever be able to live their lives_in which other people will be able to say such things about them..?
What? With that off my chest, i ask...
Am I supposed to appoligize for that, too!/??

Saint Internet

I may not be very smart_in some peoples opinion, and, may not eather have the best ability_of expressing the reality, which is me. But, Jesus Christ, to you or not_may-i-be, to a person i have known_all of six(6) years, and, was once my neighbour_for five(5) of them, i am not ownly Jesus Christ, but, the exact same person who is about to paint two of their buildings for them, ahem~ bitch!!

Why do people think some simple-fucK_like me, went about claiming all these titles_from the very people whom should have been, and, now are the ones whom wished&wish most to deny me? Do you think, George Bush (DUBYA) wants to admit to the world: he used me to blackmail the North Amercian Television-industry & Mass-media alike; into allowing him to launch his nasty little war; anymore than, Oprah Winfrey, wants to admit to that same world:"it was her & Rosie O'Doneal's dirty little trick in Pljurizing me_in the creations of their magazine empires that, George, was able to play his hand in the first place?"
Yea, you better read that one over again,huh!

The fact is, and, you know it: "in their secret hiding-places, their vaults, even in their divers-places & their under-grounds, records are being kept of my Secret-communications with Establishment. Those records are being guarded so fiercely, the Heaven's themselves can prove Them`selves ownly the One's_most powerfull enough_to reveal those secrets, and, i alone have become our God's-messenger. Pray i have the strength to carry myMission to myPeople!!"

None of this, of course, makes it any easier; living next-door to that old, black, leathery, big-mouthed, Niggerish Church-lady!! With her constant hallelujah's at the top of her lungs & the verbal denyingazation aThe, Christ, before her, probably anyone else would`aChoped her up, and, burried her under the front-stoop_by now..?/!! But...wtf
We both know:"if daddy wants to get even with all his little nasty's, he can take care`a them_much the way i do with Grumpy Old-bitch, nextdoor; whereas in her case, all i really have to do to make her crazy, is knock the cutting-board against her kitchen wall_while chopping vegatables for supper, and, my mear presents to her close proximity_will have her blaspheming me at the top of her lings_for an hour; until i almost have to think Chi about to give herself a heart-attack! Or i could always open the door, durring one of her meny trips throughout the day_in and out of the building, and, watch as the old-biddy points to the floor_telling me to get-down on my knees & beg for myFathers forgivness.
That's always a riot too; whenever Saint-internet, wants to have himself a good laugh...
" I'm not just, how-you-say, anybody else...
am i, because, no matter how one looks at it, if you make yourslf an enemy of mine, i'm lickly to strike-you-down, and, in ways you may have never have even realized. Pa, didn't raise no sissy/Right & thank-you!"

Religious Zealots

I think Religious-people, in general, are eather the biggest bunch of A/holes, or, hypocrites_to ever walk the face of the earth. Well that's not totally accreate, because, in general, they are both; the biggest bunch of a/Holes & Hypocrites_the world has ever known. But in digress, and, i fear am much too gererious.
In all seriousness, religious folks, these ones who belive especially in this 'Rapture stuff', make it difficult to understanding where they're comming from. If there is a group of indivguals who should belive in, and, look forward to 'the return of Christ', one would expect it to be them. I mean, according to their beliefes, were the earth to suddenly crack-apart_swallowing the entirity of its inhabitants, they would physically have no worry, because after-all, isn't, J e s u s, supposed to decend upon the saved: carrying them off to some Never-never land?/!!

The truth of the matter is: These people are cowards. They are no more prepaired to die for their beliefes, than they are to live for them/ie The-Returned Christ! They will preach theGospel from morning to night, claiming they are trying to save the unsaved; with the approchment of any unsuspecting citizan; while attempting to convince the poor lamb; theirGod, is going to fall out of theHeavens! And, more importantly_when in groups amonst themselves, or, other believers_they admit they don't quite know how this is all supposed to happen. In-other-words: these zealots will put the fear of God into you; by preaching the end is nigh, and, claim their Christ is going to make an appearience at this time. They will point to all these alledged 'signs of the times', but under no circumstances will they allow a mear mortal_such as myself, to be the recipient of that 'golden-throne'. But then how can religious zealots ever allow their, Christ, back into the world, when they have made His return_all but an impossabillity, because, theReturn they speak of_can not occur in any understandable way_within the realms of what we would call natural-science.

That being said, perhaps one can more easily understand why it is important to look at my existance_through the prophetic-aspect, or, symbolistic view-point. In-other-words, what have i done; which when a person looks at prophesy, and, compairs that to actual phyiscal things/deeds, occurrences, or whatever you want to call them...these almost-like miraculious-events_in fact, that i have caused to happen on this earth, and, just as importantly perhaps, the time in our global human-history_when i have preformed these tasks, at the end of the day, it is not my fault if i have the appearience of "the Second-Comming" because, i just do, and it's as simple as that. Well that, and, the fact that anybody of any actual importance_also tells me that i am He!

What..?
Am I now to be ashamed of all i have accomplished, just because it might worry a few individual souls?
Kay-Sera-Sera, i always say:
" What Will Be, Will Be!"
amen*

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