What i am

I may appear to be very sure of myself, loud-mouthed, and, over-barring_some of the time. Who are we kidding/Right...I'm sure of myself, loud-mouthed, and, over-barring; all-of-the-time, and, will-not make any appoligies for that eather. As i see it, and, this is my-life_to live, if God, some higher-power, or, whatever you choose to call such a thing_existed, and, by human standards, i am supposed to be_in this instance, His Holy-son, it is my duity & obgliation to announce my presents_from the roof-tops; if i could only get away with-it!!
That sort of behaviour however, would ownly land me up in jail, or, locked-away in some mental-asylum; where i wouldn't be able to spend the One-thousand Dollars ($1000.oo) the Canadian/Quebec Governments pay me every month_to be, Jesus Christ, and if it still did, what on earth would i spend it on/haha

But it's not easy to make my-way in a world; that at its very essence_doesn't want to accept me_for what i am, a man, and, not theGod they expect me to be!! It's specially difficult to make progress_with my legal-challange against, theEstablishment, and find volinteers willing to support my case, when if they actually do understand that Establishment has indeed given me the right to use this most Holy-name, somehow it means that were i to go through with the suit, it will not ownly prove to the world that i have arrived, but more importantly...their entire world is alledgly about to dissappear. Come-On People, give it a rest! I may be responsible for what certian folks have done upon the earth, but not rtesponsible for the spinning, errupting, or quaking there`of!! It would appear from where i am standing, or, more to the point, sitting...you know, upon 'theThrone of Christ', my people would do themselves a far lot more good_to scrape-up the funds i need to take their enemies to Court, rather than to sit on their fat, lazy, all-too-often cheep little asses, and, blame me for everything that happens on thes pathetic, sleezy, dirty little ball of dust. It ain't my fault folks! But with a little more faith in my true-abilities, and, a little less fear of things that none of us can alter, in an all too-real way, Jesus Christ, could return, and, preform a great service to his people.
It's really up to you.
Amen

not my fault