Delusions of Grandeur

Can i just admit it..? My landlord is weird!! What other kind of person would rather not collect his rent, and, Hydro_for two months, because, there was a minimal ammount of repairs to be done on the apartment? What is it with people and their money, that makes them so unreasonable as human-beings? And why is it so often, things are left in my hands; where`by i am given the oppertuntiy to teach these slum-lords, con-artists, and all-around, Skanks, i constantly run into durring the course of my living-life_just how in charge i am, and, more importantly_should it be my reasoning_how i could make their lives very uncomfortable:
"with less than the wave of my arm..?"

But now...to be in theReal-world,at 20:07 hrs. Mar.11/2012, or, the day after i originally started this post. The landLord, has sent his, Flunky, Dr. No, to collect my rent: i gave him $600.oo, and, Tuesday, the lad is supposed to do all the repairs around this dump, where`by i'm supposed to come-up-with another Six-hundred Dollars_within some time durring that_to cover the reminning balance of rents & Hydro.
Yup! That's gon`a happen?/LOLwink-wink*
In he mean-time, i'll go back to my,
delusions-of-grandeur and enjoy my quite comfortable-life: where the Government pay& me One-thousand Dollars a month, just for being me, and watch me some cable television_which under any other circumstances, surely i would never been able to afford, while viewing some show called 'the- Queens Palaces' or, those little shit-shacks i allow Athority & Establishment to own; providing theWorld does not become aware THE-"King-of-Kings" has returned to collect His inherintance/Right..? Yes...With my immaculate-worth, in a \Court-of-Law, equalling some Ten-point five Billion Dollars(10.5B$)there is not a King, Queen, or, Branch-of-Establishment_whom do not mearly personally know of me, but that even comes close to what i am worth; by their own system of counting. Neather is there hardly a Palace on the face of this earth_that i would not technically be able to purchase.
And all i care about is that they know it, because, all their money, and, all their greed, isn't worth one cent_to me!!