Guilting My People

I guess i have nothing to worry about, really. People that know me, people that i have been friends with for years, they don't consider me a blasphemous, sacrilegious, heretic; ownly intrested in carving a name for myself, and, an indivigual with no concern for peoples believes. Why some of them have actually taken the liberty to even call me, Jesus, stright to my face; as though there were nothing wierd about it_in the slightest. Now, if i was a smart man, i could stop right there, ay, or perhaps find a way to shorten that first paragraph into a Tweet, and keep repeating it over & over again. But does this modern-world think it's smart for an indivigual to have jumped-up on a cross_in the first place; that is the question. To put that another way, and, perhaps to say it as rudely_as i find peoples displeasure in me distastefull:"i probably will eventually find a way to form those original two first sentences into a Tweet, guilting my People down to their knees; every once in a while anyway~
What a Bitch, am i...Ay/lol