Can i just admit it..? My landlord is weird!! What other kind of person would rather not collect his rent, and, Hydro_for two months, because, there was a minimal ammount of repairs to be done on the apartment? What is it with people and their money, that makes them so unreasonable as human-beings? And why is it so often, things are left in my hands; where`by i am given the oppertuntiy to teach these slum-lords, con-artists, and all-around, Skanks, i constantly run into durring the course of my living-life_just how in charge i am, and, more importantly_should it be my reasoning_how i could make their lives very uncomfortable:
"with less than the wave of my arm..?"
But now...to be in theReal-world,at 20:07 hrs. Mar.11/2012, or, the day after i originally started this post. The landLord, has sent his, Flunky, Dr. No, to collect my rent: i gave him $600.oo, and, Tuesday, the lad is supposed to do all the repairs around this dump, where`by i'm supposed to come-up-with another Six-hundred Dollars_within some time durring that_to cover the reminning balance of rents & Hydro.
Yup! That's gon`a happen?/LOLwink-wink*
In he mean-time, i'll go back to my,
delusions-of-grandeur and enjoy my quite comfortable-life: where the Government pay& me One-thousand Dollars a month, just for being me, and watch me some cable television_which under any other circumstances, surely i would never been able to afford, while viewing some show called 'the- Queens Palaces' or, those little shit-shacks i allow Athority & Establishment to own; providing theWorld does not become aware THE-"King-of-Kings" has returned to collect His inherintance/Right..? Yes...With my immaculate-worth, in a \Court-of-Law, equalling some Ten-point five Billion Dollars(10.5B$)there is not a King, Queen, or, Branch-of-Establishment_whom do not mearly personally know of me, but that even comes close to what i am worth; by their own system of counting. Neather is there hardly a Palace on the face of this earth_that i would not technically be able to purchase.
And all i care about is that they know it, because, all their money, and, all their greed, isn't worth one cent_to me!!
Monday, 12 March 2012
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
Dark Ages Mentality
If the Catholic-church were a real political entity_trying to get elected into Government, because of its stance on Birth-control, it wouldn't stand a chance_in eather Heaven or Hell, of doing so! I mean: how can people of good conscious_who claim to be thinking with a clear mind, be allowed to launch global-terrorism against one half of the human population, and, for no other reason that that the Church has its head burried in the sand_up to the period of the Dark-Ages! And theChurch, or, those in its establishment_which stands/talks for it, is guilty of Global-terriorism against woman-kind. What people forget to announce, however, is that: on a planet which cannot actually afford to feed, cloth, and shelter even one more indivigual, perhaps on planetEarth the policy should be, and, possabully should have been_for the past twenty-odd years 'zero population-birth' on a global-level! But of course, nobody wants to talk about that, do they...and, would rather live in a land of pixy-dust & fairy-tails; where, Jesus Christ, still falls out of a cloud on his ass/Right!
That same sort of, dark ages-mentality, is what prevents, i believe, Jesus Christ, from returning to hisPeople... You didn't think We would get there so fast_surely, but, after-all...some folks say it took two-thousand years, so maybe it wasn't actually so fast after all/ ha haha/lol
As to the reality of my existance however, i suppose myFather must know what He's doing. From my perspective though, i hope nobody will blame me for believing that were i to have been fortunate enough to have ever won theLottory, or, come into some other win-fall of instant-cash, i could have taken my case to, theCourts, and proven myself to humanity; without a question. And it is all very well & easy, for people to suggest: maybe i should have better educated myself, and then been able to find the funds i needed; instead of setting myself up to need rely on the kindness of strangers, or, perhaps games-of-chance. But i'll tell you why you're wrong about that too, because, were i to have had great wealth_of my own, those in Establishment who both used and betraied me, would never have been called on_to have made the choice between good & evil. I would have just been some ordanary rich-kid, who started-up some magazine with my own money; instead of some nobody_who caused, Oprah Winfrey, to launch a magazine-empire of her own. I would have been a noBody_living a basicly nothing-life; that everybody has perhaps heard about; instead of a someBody_nobody has heard about, and, the same person who has been able to influance the very powers that run this world, and more importantly, that same indivigual who has had those same secrets locked-up_in the very vaults of my enemies; where surely within the fullness of time_they will be revealed!
That same sort of, dark ages-mentality, is what prevents, i believe, Jesus Christ, from returning to hisPeople... You didn't think We would get there so fast_surely, but, after-all...some folks say it took two-thousand years, so maybe it wasn't actually so fast after all/ ha haha/lol
As to the reality of my existance however, i suppose myFather must know what He's doing. From my perspective though, i hope nobody will blame me for believing that were i to have been fortunate enough to have ever won theLottory, or, come into some other win-fall of instant-cash, i could have taken my case to, theCourts, and proven myself to humanity; without a question. And it is all very well & easy, for people to suggest: maybe i should have better educated myself, and then been able to find the funds i needed; instead of setting myself up to need rely on the kindness of strangers, or, perhaps games-of-chance. But i'll tell you why you're wrong about that too, because, were i to have had great wealth_of my own, those in Establishment who both used and betraied me, would never have been called on_to have made the choice between good & evil. I would have just been some ordanary rich-kid, who started-up some magazine with my own money; instead of some nobody_who caused, Oprah Winfrey, to launch a magazine-empire of her own. I would have been a noBody_living a basicly nothing-life; that everybody has perhaps heard about; instead of a someBody_nobody has heard about, and, the same person who has been able to influance the very powers that run this world, and more importantly, that same indivigual who has had those same secrets locked-up_in the very vaults of my enemies; where surely within the fullness of time_they will be revealed!
Sunday, 4 March 2012
Off My Chest
Truthfully, i don't know if i'm supposed to have a good-old toke on the pipe first, or, just get right into this, but, naturally, and, i am sorry for this_theToke wins/back in a second!!
I love watching "Church of the Rock" on T.V. It's in-fact the ownly religious show, i ever do actually watch_at all. I know absolutly nothing about the guy, the Minister, Reverend, or, whatever his posistion-place is in theChurch, but, respect him, because, he obviously knows what it is to truely live life, and, most importantly, beleive in some higher-power_than ones self!
Of course if he starts talking about that walking-on-water stuff, or other such nonsense, i get a little flustered, but then usually he manages to put such subjects in a reference of todays understanding, and, not so literally; as meny of his counter-parts do_on their broadcasts. In-other-words: he's forgiven/Right? haha!
The point of all this however, and, what i intended you to experience from the beginning is: "i know insanity."
At nearly Sixty(60) years of age, probabully the better-part of myLife has been spent_in a drug-induced state, of Speed, M.D.A., Cocaine, Acids/Mesculns etc. And don't think i ran-away much, from hypodrmic-syringes eather! That's Thirty(30) years, myFriends. Thirty-years, where i was comparatively smashed out of my mind. I drove cars, i held-down jobs, i created buissnesses, had friends_none of which knew mySecret. And i did this all without a tradishional education; which is obvious, because, i can't spell for shit!!
But you see myFriends: Durring all that time when i was so confussed, lost, and even hopeless, because, i knew i wasn't doing what i believed myDestiny to be, yes...dare-i-say-it, durring all that time i was not the Leader of myNation, in the bottom of myHeart, and, at the top of myMind, i knew simply because i had faith, one day my dream would be capatured. I didn't know how i would do it: ownly that they didn't teach a course in school; as to how on goes about becomming Prime-Minister of Canada! My faith however was so strong, that when the time was necessarry, in wrote to other Real-leaders of Establishment; causing some to even vacate their posistions of athority_at the mear mention of myName & abilities. And quiteFrankly, myDarling's, other than, Jesus Christ Himself, i don't believe there are a whole Hell`of aLot of folks that can say such a thing, or, ever be able to live their lives_in which other people will be able to say such things about them..?
What? With that off my chest, i ask...
Am I supposed to appoligize for that, too!/??
I love watching "Church of the Rock" on T.V. It's in-fact the ownly religious show, i ever do actually watch_at all. I know absolutly nothing about the guy, the Minister, Reverend, or, whatever his posistion-place is in theChurch, but, respect him, because, he obviously knows what it is to truely live life, and, most importantly, beleive in some higher-power_than ones self!
Of course if he starts talking about that walking-on-water stuff, or other such nonsense, i get a little flustered, but then usually he manages to put such subjects in a reference of todays understanding, and, not so literally; as meny of his counter-parts do_on their broadcasts. In-other-words: he's forgiven/Right? haha!
The point of all this however, and, what i intended you to experience from the beginning is: "i know insanity."
At nearly Sixty(60) years of age, probabully the better-part of myLife has been spent_in a drug-induced state, of Speed, M.D.A., Cocaine, Acids/Mesculns etc. And don't think i ran-away much, from hypodrmic-syringes eather! That's Thirty(30) years, myFriends. Thirty-years, where i was comparatively smashed out of my mind. I drove cars, i held-down jobs, i created buissnesses, had friends_none of which knew mySecret. And i did this all without a tradishional education; which is obvious, because, i can't spell for shit!!
But you see myFriends: Durring all that time when i was so confussed, lost, and even hopeless, because, i knew i wasn't doing what i believed myDestiny to be, yes...dare-i-say-it, durring all that time i was not the Leader of myNation, in the bottom of myHeart, and, at the top of myMind, i knew simply because i had faith, one day my dream would be capatured. I didn't know how i would do it: ownly that they didn't teach a course in school; as to how on goes about becomming Prime-Minister of Canada! My faith however was so strong, that when the time was necessarry, in wrote to other Real-leaders of Establishment; causing some to even vacate their posistions of athority_at the mear mention of myName & abilities. And quiteFrankly, myDarling's, other than, Jesus Christ Himself, i don't believe there are a whole Hell`of aLot of folks that can say such a thing, or, ever be able to live their lives_in which other people will be able to say such things about them..?
What? With that off my chest, i ask...
Am I supposed to appoligize for that, too!/??
Friday, 2 March 2012
Saint Internet
I may not be very smart_in some peoples opinion, and, may not eather have the best ability_of expressing the reality, which is me. But, Jesus Christ, to you or not_may-i-be, to a person i have known_all of six(6) years, and, was once my neighbour_for five(5) of them, i am not ownly Jesus Christ, but, the exact same person who is about to paint two of their buildings for them, ahem~ bitch!!
Why do people think some simple-fucK_like me, went about claiming all these titles_from the very people whom should have been, and, now are the ones whom wished&wish most to deny me? Do you think, George Bush (DUBYA) wants to admit to the world: he used me to blackmail the North Amercian Television-industry & Mass-media alike; into allowing him to launch his nasty little war; anymore than, Oprah Winfrey, wants to admit to that same world:"it was her & Rosie O'Doneal's dirty little trick in Pljurizing me_in the creations of their magazine empires that, George, was able to play his hand in the first place?"
Yea, you better read that one over again,huh!
The fact is, and, you know it: "in their secret hiding-places, their vaults, even in their divers-places & their under-grounds, records are being kept of my Secret-communications with Establishment. Those records are being guarded so fiercely, the Heaven's themselves can prove Them`selves ownly the One's_most powerfull enough_to reveal those secrets, and, i alone have become our God's-messenger. Pray i have the strength to carry myMission to myPeople!!"
None of this, of course, makes it any easier; living next-door to that old, black, leathery, big-mouthed, Niggerish Church-lady!! With her constant hallelujah's at the top of her lungs & the verbal denyingazation aThe, Christ, before her, probably anyone else would`aChoped her up, and, burried her under the front-stoop_by now..?/!! But...wtf
We both know:"if daddy wants to get even with all his little nasty's, he can take care`a them_much the way i do with Grumpy Old-bitch, nextdoor; whereas in her case, all i really have to do to make her crazy, is knock the cutting-board against her kitchen wall_while chopping vegatables for supper, and, my mear presents to her close proximity_will have her blaspheming me at the top of her lings_for an hour; until i almost have to think Chi about to give herself a heart-attack! Or i could always open the door, durring one of her meny trips throughout the day_in and out of the building, and, watch as the old-biddy points to the floor_telling me to get-down on my knees & beg for myFathers forgivness.
That's always a riot too; whenever Saint-internet, wants to have himself a good laugh...
" I'm not just, how-you-say, anybody else...
am i, because, no matter how one looks at it, if you make yourslf an enemy of mine, i'm lickly to strike-you-down, and, in ways you may have never have even realized. Pa, didn't raise no sissy/Right & thank-you!"
Why do people think some simple-fucK_like me, went about claiming all these titles_from the very people whom should have been, and, now are the ones whom wished&wish most to deny me? Do you think, George Bush (DUBYA) wants to admit to the world: he used me to blackmail the North Amercian Television-industry & Mass-media alike; into allowing him to launch his nasty little war; anymore than, Oprah Winfrey, wants to admit to that same world:"it was her & Rosie O'Doneal's dirty little trick in Pljurizing me_in the creations of their magazine empires that, George, was able to play his hand in the first place?"
Yea, you better read that one over again,huh!
The fact is, and, you know it: "in their secret hiding-places, their vaults, even in their divers-places & their under-grounds, records are being kept of my Secret-communications with Establishment. Those records are being guarded so fiercely, the Heaven's themselves can prove Them`selves ownly the One's_most powerfull enough_to reveal those secrets, and, i alone have become our God's-messenger. Pray i have the strength to carry myMission to myPeople!!"
None of this, of course, makes it any easier; living next-door to that old, black, leathery, big-mouthed, Niggerish Church-lady!! With her constant hallelujah's at the top of her lungs & the verbal denyingazation aThe, Christ, before her, probably anyone else would`aChoped her up, and, burried her under the front-stoop_by now..?/!! But...wtf
We both know:"if daddy wants to get even with all his little nasty's, he can take care`a them_much the way i do with Grumpy Old-bitch, nextdoor; whereas in her case, all i really have to do to make her crazy, is knock the cutting-board against her kitchen wall_while chopping vegatables for supper, and, my mear presents to her close proximity_will have her blaspheming me at the top of her lings_for an hour; until i almost have to think Chi about to give herself a heart-attack! Or i could always open the door, durring one of her meny trips throughout the day_in and out of the building, and, watch as the old-biddy points to the floor_telling me to get-down on my knees & beg for myFathers forgivness.
That's always a riot too; whenever Saint-internet, wants to have himself a good laugh...
" I'm not just, how-you-say, anybody else...
am i, because, no matter how one looks at it, if you make yourslf an enemy of mine, i'm lickly to strike-you-down, and, in ways you may have never have even realized. Pa, didn't raise no sissy/Right & thank-you!"
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Religious Zealots
I think Religious-people, in general, are eather the biggest bunch of A/holes, or, hypocrites_to ever walk the face of the earth. Well that's not totally accreate, because, in general, they are both; the biggest bunch of a/Holes & Hypocrites_the world has ever known. But in digress, and, i fear am much too gererious.
In all seriousness, religious folks, these ones who belive especially in this 'Rapture stuff', make it difficult to understanding where they're comming from. If there is a group of indivguals who should belive in, and, look forward to 'the return of Christ', one would expect it to be them. I mean, according to their beliefes, were the earth to suddenly crack-apart_swallowing the entirity of its inhabitants, they would physically have no worry, because after-all, isn't, J e s u s, supposed to decend upon the saved: carrying them off to some Never-never land?/!!
The truth of the matter is: These people are cowards. They are no more prepaired to die for their beliefes, than they are to live for them/ie The-Returned Christ! They will preach theGospel from morning to night, claiming they are trying to save the unsaved; with the approchment of any unsuspecting citizan; while attempting to convince the poor lamb; theirGod, is going to fall out of theHeavens! And, more importantly_when in groups amonst themselves, or, other believers_they admit they don't quite know how this is all supposed to happen. In-other-words: these zealots will put the fear of God into you; by preaching the end is nigh, and, claim their Christ is going to make an appearience at this time. They will point to all these alledged 'signs of the times', but under no circumstances will they allow a mear mortal_such as myself, to be the recipient of that 'golden-throne'. But then how can religious zealots ever allow their, Christ, back into the world, when they have made His return_all but an impossabillity, because, theReturn they speak of_can not occur in any understandable way_within the realms of what we would call natural-science.
That being said, perhaps one can more easily understand why it is important to look at my existance_through the prophetic-aspect, or, symbolistic view-point. In-other-words, what have i done; which when a person looks at prophesy, and, compairs that to actual phyiscal things/deeds, occurrences, or whatever you want to call them...these almost-like miraculious-events_in fact, that i have caused to happen on this earth, and, just as importantly perhaps, the time in our global human-history_when i have preformed these tasks, at the end of the day, it is not my fault if i have the appearience of "the Second-Comming" because, i just do, and it's as simple as that. Well that, and, the fact that anybody of any actual importance_also tells me that i am He!
What..?
Am I now to be ashamed of all i have accomplished, just because it might worry a few individual souls?
Kay-Sera-Sera, i always say:
" What Will Be, Will Be!"
amen*
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One-word:
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Established since 1999.
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BTW: Oprah, don't own shit, as long as, Jesus Christ, OWN's her wicked little soul. And I do!
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /WE don't work here any more, cuz, you guessed it_somebody Oprah`esk, has had this/AC taged too!!
(no virus found) No time to work-out theBugs!
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_ WE don't get here much, but will follow anyone who asks/thanks!
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Where myPeople can always find me_No-Matter-What.
Peace be Upon you!
In all seriousness, religious folks, these ones who belive especially in this 'Rapture stuff', make it difficult to understanding where they're comming from. If there is a group of indivguals who should belive in, and, look forward to 'the return of Christ', one would expect it to be them. I mean, according to their beliefes, were the earth to suddenly crack-apart_swallowing the entirity of its inhabitants, they would physically have no worry, because after-all, isn't, J e s u s, supposed to decend upon the saved: carrying them off to some Never-never land?/!!
The truth of the matter is: These people are cowards. They are no more prepaired to die for their beliefes, than they are to live for them/ie The-Returned Christ! They will preach theGospel from morning to night, claiming they are trying to save the unsaved; with the approchment of any unsuspecting citizan; while attempting to convince the poor lamb; theirGod, is going to fall out of theHeavens! And, more importantly_when in groups amonst themselves, or, other believers_they admit they don't quite know how this is all supposed to happen. In-other-words: these zealots will put the fear of God into you; by preaching the end is nigh, and, claim their Christ is going to make an appearience at this time. They will point to all these alledged 'signs of the times', but under no circumstances will they allow a mear mortal_such as myself, to be the recipient of that 'golden-throne'. But then how can religious zealots ever allow their, Christ, back into the world, when they have made His return_all but an impossabillity, because, theReturn they speak of_can not occur in any understandable way_within the realms of what we would call natural-science.
That being said, perhaps one can more easily understand why it is important to look at my existance_through the prophetic-aspect, or, symbolistic view-point. In-other-words, what have i done; which when a person looks at prophesy, and, compairs that to actual phyiscal things/deeds, occurrences, or whatever you want to call them...these almost-like miraculious-events_in fact, that i have caused to happen on this earth, and, just as importantly perhaps, the time in our global human-history_when i have preformed these tasks, at the end of the day, it is not my fault if i have the appearience of "the Second-Comming" because, i just do, and it's as simple as that. Well that, and, the fact that anybody of any actual importance_also tells me that i am He!
What..?
Am I now to be ashamed of all i have accomplished, just because it might worry a few individual souls?
Kay-Sera-Sera, i always say:
" What Will Be, Will Be!"
amen*
http://members.fortunecity.com/theministerofcool1 /hacked by: Oprah Winfrey & other evil Special-intrest Groups. (no virus found) just altered content.
http://twitter.com/MinisterOfCool /
"TheMinisterOfCool" & (cool1)
One-word:
In all your Search-Engins!!
Established since 1999.
http://twitter.com/I_Christ /hashtags don't work b/c Oprah thinks Chi, #OWN's Shit;lol, and worked-out a deal with @Twitter, at http://twitter.com/
BTW: Oprah, don't own shit, as long as, Jesus Christ, OWN's her wicked little soul. And I do!
http://i-christ.blogspot.com/ /WE don't work here any more, cuz, you guessed it_somebody Oprah`esk, has had this/AC taged too!!
(no virus found) No time to work-out theBugs!
http://twitter.com/OhMyPpl_ WE don't get here much, but will follow anyone who asks/thanks!
http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ_II
Where myPeople can always find me_No-Matter-What.
Peace be Upon you!
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