If You Believe

II love it when people say: Well if you believe you're Jesus Christ, maybe you are, or, "i guess i'll have to believe you"...you know, something to that effect. Really..?
I'll tell you what i think on that subject_right away, and, due to the fact that it bothers me so grately_undoubtably this will not be a post filled with meny pleasantries... But then, what else is new_right?
I mean, how the promise of my return, could have been transformed into something_so scarry, that intelligent_good folks, should think my intrest is to bring the world to a physical end...well it's all just a tad bit beyond my simple understanding_of humanity, quite frankly!

I am sorry, my people, but, from my perspective, humanity has proven itself_so far_to be a giant failour! I'm not saying that there isn't hope. Why we all have that/Right? The problem is, folks seem to have far too little imagination! More often than not, unless a body has seen something on say...CNN, or, some other major media-outlet, the inclination is that it couldn't be true, or after-all, these people in Establishment would have told you about it/Right. And again i say...Really?

People have been arguing for two-thousand years; as to how The-SAVIOUR is going to return, but, too often_lately the ownly thing they are certan of_is that it couldn't possably be through me! Naturally i realized that over twelve (12) years ago_when this thing all started, and, is the reason i was smart enough; to have my Deity confirmed by my peers first. You would think people could come to respect that, but, instead_for the-most-part, find themselves with their heads buried in the sand, because after-all, the ownly thing they know about, Jesus Christ, is that He's comming back to destroy the wicked. Really... Can all my people be so concerned that it is they, someone like me would consider wicked..? Excuss me, but that's not where i am comming from_at all!

I don't hold my people accountabul for who they sleep with, any more than i would critize someone who found themselves suffering the grate misfortune of needing public-assistance. Folks who poison our lakes & rivers for profit, or devide people because of their religious-believes...well i may have an opinion on those type of things however, and, would suggest that's exactly what people should expect of a Saviour; that, and of-course that He had done His work first_which i naturally have; though one imagines some whoud apprichate i had not_one can be sure. I have done my work so well in fact, that Yes...i hold idenities of the two predoninate religions of out times, and, am both a Muslim & Christian_at the same time; for how else could this world expect, a Christ, to bring unity to the faiths?!!

Until my people realize, however, that it is the, Oprah Winfrey's, the Donald Trumps & meny much, much more-powerfull than them, i have come to both accuse and judge, for the failings of my people, my people, will never allow themselves to understand the love i have towards them; that i often find myself asking my Heavenly Father:"is this theCross i must now bare"? Is it to be ignored that i have built a case more powerfull than the immage of "over`turning tables 2000 years ago in an Isreali/Roman-temple" and, not even having the oppertunity to be judged for/by it, because, humanity will never learn of what i have done_for its best benifit, until perhaps Three-hundred years after my death; as was the case last time? Am i to have built a whooping 10.5 Billion Dollar Legal-challange_against the enemies of humanity & my God, ownly to be ignored, because my people have been taught to believe i have returned to punish them..?/!!
Like i said: Until my people learn to imaging, unfortunately, i believe, they shall never see theLight.

Guilting My People

I guess i have nothing to worry about, really. People that know me, people that i have been friends with for years, they don't consider me a blasphemous, sacrilegious, heretic; ownly intrested in carving a name for myself, and, an indivigual with no concern for peoples believes. Why some of them have actually taken the liberty to even call me, Jesus, stright to my face; as though there were nothing wierd about it_in the slightest. Now, if i was a smart man, i could stop right there, ay, or perhaps find a way to shorten that first paragraph into a Tweet, and keep repeating it over & over again. But does this modern-world think it's smart for an indivigual to have jumped-up on a cross_in the first place; that is the question. To put that another way, and, perhaps to say it as rudely_as i find peoples displeasure in me distastefull:"i probably will eventually find a way to form those original two first sentences into a Tweet, guilting my People down to their knees; every once in a while anyway~
What a Bitch, am i...Ay/lol

High-Hoe

I never thought i would say it, well...not for the last five years_anyways, or, since i had been slaving my-ass_for that, Soloman Catz, but, i absolutly love both my job, and, the people i'm now working for; not however, being such the perfact lil-Christ, i am, i didn't have love for even that_loud-mouthed, pushy, runt & show-off Bully.

In all seriousness: i have never worked for someone before, who says" take your time" let alone load-me-up with over a half-dozen new contracts_all of which could be started tomorrow! And with all this work to do, Jimmy, hardly knowing me at all_other than through the guy i nick-named, Dr.No, and is the contracter for my new-Landlord, Van, and whom i sometimes work with when painting for, Van, well Jimmy apparently wouldn't think of giving all this work to someone else. I have only compleated two contracts for the man, and, started scraping a fence. But even after the stairwell-hallway i did_when i first met him, the guy was promissing me i'de be busy all summer. If you ask me, he's right...i will have to tell all the other people intrested in my services:" i simply do not have the time." Truth of the matter is: i might not exactly be living. high-hoe on-the-hog, but am certianly not worried about paying my bills anymore.

On a personal level, Oprah, would just hate that! The last thing, Chi wants, is for me to have enough cash to scrape by, let alone, have internet-axcess; where-by there's a chance some smart Lawyer might be able to figure what this is all about, and, finally i find someone brave enough & moral; that wants to get this thing before the courts.
The fact is, on a personal level, i win over, Oprah, no matter what she does! If things go all very badly_in a few months, i am the ownly, realChrist, on this thing we like to call the super-informationial high/way; that i will have kept my promise of return_even if nobody actually believes, now! If somehow, and, by all good-fortune, things don't turn-out_the way the ancestors have predicted, and, this pile of rocks we're living on, doesn't actually turn-over on itself, a bunch of volcano's don't suddenly erupt_covering us all in dust and blocking-out the sun for years, something doesn't come hurteling out of the skies, or, a title-wave fails to roll over us, i have years to fulfill my mission; that again, i win! And `We can be as sure as Fuck...if this is the way of the world now, in another few short months, humanity will ownly be more ready for the return of, Christ, because it would appear i am the single person around here, who doesn't have my hands tied behind my back_through the will of Ploiticial-injustice, and there is not a Politicion on the face of all God's green-creation_that can hold a candle to me, or, that_if need be, i cannot as easily stomp-out!!
That's right/Babe, high-hoe, high-hoe, it's off to war `We go!!
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