It's A Joke:

So two Nunns were driving in Transilvania_when a vanpire jumped in front of the car.
One nun said to the other:
"SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!"

The Nunn rolls-down her window and says:
Get Out Of The Way You Toothy Geek!


Finally dead-old Church Ladies (sorry i have nuttn nice to say bout chi) nasty-old flop next door_has been rented. Frankly, i have never seen such a dirty place, in all the thirty-four (34) years I've been working as a self-emploied House-painter. I mean between four (4) to five (5) coats on every wall, plus six (6) on every square inch of baseboard; never mind the particularly nasty spots_where i simply lost count. And rthose window-frames... what can i say about those window frames.
LOL/ When i think how she had all that 'Jesus-signage' posted over all her wondow & door-glass, one should think i might be insulted.
And how she would always screem at me in the hall-way; telling me i was a pig, and pointing down to the floor_insisting that i pray for my soul...
But that's the point_isn't it. Not only was she compleatly-nuts, but it was so dark in there_she couldn't see eather. A true Christian-hypocrite wasn't she. And all that daily mopping of the hall-way stairs; almost as a cover-up/Really
What makes me sick is: Had i kept my apartment in such a condition, the landlord would kick my ass to the curb_in an instant.
Rather than him see any reason for such nonsence with me however, he pays me shit for the work i do for him, complain about my cat and patio-furnature_any time i ask him to repair my kitchen floor, and, has me traped into kissing his ass, because, when i moved into this place_it wasn't until ten (10) days later_when he came-up with the lease; writing all these new conditions in. What was i supposed to do...refuse to sign the lease and have him tell me i needed to move-out_before i even remembered where my socks were packed?

So what does the dirty-fuck do. Yea! I Said IT. He offers stories to the new tennants about me (someboby who works for him btw) all rather unflatering_I'm sure. If however, the two (2) brothers i met yesterday consist of one (1) of the two (2) kids actually moving in, he has gotten remarkably politer than he was the other day_when he came by with his girl-friend; though I'm not holding out much faith in her. And anyway, just now_comming back to my blog_from another room, the guy was out on the balcony_looking through the screen. As

Oprah & Rosie

It would have been a whole lot easier had i simply fallen out of that cloud, and probably banged-up my royal-ass in the decent, it seems, than to try convincing my people of anything; especially that i have the goods_to bring this whole ball of wax eather to a screatching-hault, or, better yet_to it's knees.
I sometimes wonder if it shall prove any use to go-ahead with this UTube-video; so lac-lustered are my people in a returned-christ, and, so unable to realize this is not about me bragging or feeling proud about myself, but instead_about them.
I'm Not so concerned about how both Oprah & Rosie stole the ideas for their magazine-publishcations from me, but, what has been done by others to protect those tow girls from what they have done, and, all too often are more intrested in how they can profit for keeping their dirty little secrets; both the girls and the complisit-conspirators!
It is not the inatial-crime that concerns me, but as always_the cover-up.
My blog doesn't want to work properly, so fuck-that_this is going out!
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Shitdome-Come

I think this color-background is my favorite, just as i believe that was probably the most rediclouis way to start a post_than anything i have ever heard before. But then that was tthe point, wasn't it. This whole blog is rediclouis...
The very fact that, Jesus Christ, with all His power_should need a blog_that some small pourtion of a more common-population, to coin a phraise, should come to learn what Establishment already too-well knows:
Im here, Im most definitely Im queer, and anybody who fucks with me_has plenty to fear! Other than that, anyone who wants to believe it: what small portune_in this lifetime_establishment is allowed to deny me, i will be well able to deny them when my day comes. Subsequently if they have anything to fear at all, it just might be that: At 60 years of age, i could just be getting ready to shut this thing down, and assure my place in history, prophesy, and that i should have a lasting legacy. After all, if we do somehow, and against all that is holy, Im sure, mannage to blow ourselves up to shitdom-come, some rock comes falling out of the sky, a tidal-wave arrives to wash us all into the abyss, or the very earth itself lets out a belch_covering us all in volcanic-ash, somebodys going to survive, arn't they?
The matter of the fact is:
Should `we meet an unfortunate end, and after two-thousand years of braging about it, i don't see how it could do this world, or more precisely_the world to come_any good to suggest the prophet both Islam & Christianity both recognize as, Jesus Christ, didn't actually return.
Well this post doesn't seem to want to follow commands, so that's another day i took-off from work; that probably would other'wise have been better spent.
`We are Not amused!

Sup

Sometimes I wonder what it must have been like, or what difficulities the original, Christ, must have had; getting His message across_with all the people around Hin_who would have definately wished for otherwise. Of course, He had 12 Diciples to help carry His word, and, didn't have such things as off-site computer-glitches_in His machine; that wouldn't allow Him to edit past the previous key-stroke!
Of course, this only happens with my Blog, doesn't it. I mean twitter lets me correct spelling. Facebook doesn't give me any problems; not that I've even bothered to log-on to the account since getting the new-tower in my PC. Facebook...What a joke that place is, and, it won't let me even use my real spritual name anyways. Eventually I'm sure, I'll work on that one day, and probably open a new account anyways.
The p[oint is: even e:mail allowes me to edit, and do all the other things. So why is it only my Blog that won't work eh?
Don't worry! I've heard it all before:" I don't know how to use the program properly, there must be a bug in my computer, I'm just being paranoid...

The thing with paranoia however, and I have learned this all too meny times, is that it's often just a hightened-sense of reality.

Ok I'm sick of this for now. Believe what you want. It won;'t stop me from knowing what is the truth; any more than it will prevent me from trying to get it out there to you.
BTW: Occupy Wall Street & Fuck Oprah Winfrewy all the way!
The Damned Bitch is "the Biblical Whore of Revelation" Millions of web-pages can't be wrong!