Pity the Fools

Some people might think all I want to do is sue the goverenments, church's and establishments of this world, so I then launch Holy-war on humanity. Those people are what we call crazy. That's the last thing I would want to do, but, sometimes ones best threat and final alterative, is the one you have to plat_to get the attention they require. What they don't realize is: I have had this power/oppertunity_if you like_for nearly the thirteen (13) years I have been here, and, so-far not played that hand. Only a fool would think I don't know how to. The only way to make this threat go away however, and the establishment does know this, since after all_they were the ones who made me_is to publically declair me.

At that point I would be more than willing to not forget what people have done in my name_recently, but forgiveness would be more available. If the world were allowed to know that I existed, the faiths of two peoples could be brought together, joined_if you like_in unity. Those two faiths of course are Islam and Christianity. And think about it...isn't that exactly what we in the-west claim we seek; peace with our Muslim brothers & sisters?

To this end, I would be more than willing to work with the governments of this world_who already know me anyway. I would be ready to sgin any paper, make any public-recording; stating that i have no intention of suing anybody, and will not allow or back any reveloution launched in my name. But I feer that day will never come_will it, because, people don't want to believe the truth, but, only in the paitence and the forever forgivness of a Jesus Christ they can neather see or touch. They expect magic to fall from the sky, but have no phyiscial relationship with it. But most of all, establishment wants to have the final-word on everything; while from the first days of this worlds beginnings, there has hardly been a government that can agree with another one for barly ten (10) days! And the church, after claiming for seventeen-hundred (1700) years that Christ would one day return, and, have now secertly confirmed me to be this person, is so afraid it might have to surrender some of its athority; it dares not tell anybody of my existance.

Well i may not be ready yet to offer forgivness, but, I sure do pity the fools.

Shake Your Head

What happened to this generation, and, how did we baby-boomers not realize political-correctness would_in a small way_be the doom of us all. We seem to have all turned into a bunch of marshmellows.
Okay. I understand peoples wanting to do-away with the N-word...that's one thing, and, i won't go there. But at some point you just have to shake your head at some people's sensi

You're In

Three Nunns were standing at the Pearly Gates waiting to get in
Saint Peter told them: 1st They had to answer a question correctly_each one of them
The Nunns agreed and the first one was asked: Where awa Adam and Eve born
The Nunn answered The Garden of Eden and Saint Peter said: Right, you're in.
The second Nunn was asked: What animal was Eve temped with_to which she answered: A snake...
Saint Peter answered: That's right, you're in too.
When it came to the third Nunn, however, Saint Peter decided it was going need be a more difficult question, so he asked the Nunn:
"What Were the First Words Eve Said to Adam, when she met him?"
The Nunn looked at Saint Peter for a moment, neveriously rubbing her chin.
When she looked up to Saint Peter again, all she could say was:
Humm...That's A Hard One.
Right said Saint Peter, You're In Too!