Just Like You

And so, the landlord is here. It's about time too, because, though he was supposed to fix my electricl-wirring yesterday, somehow he couldn't find a phone, or his wasn't working, i guess, as no call came-in informimg me he had some kind of problem and therefore wouldn't be showing-up. Mercy-me. I can just immangian what would happen were i to pull one of those off, some day when he wantet me to do some painting for him. Anyway, he's here now, the cat has been put out the back door, and, the dog is being threatened with a long paint-can sturring-stick: that she understands she's not to move from the bed, because, Heavens-forbid she should get a few dog-hairs on the owner. Mind you, I've been waiting two years for this lazy, cheep fuck to get off his ass and do some of the work that needs to be done around here. Subsequently, if Mr.Van, thinks he's getting out of here before i remind him about the kitchen floor he's been promising to replace for just as long...well he has another thought comming, eh

Humm, maybe i spoke too soon. The little runt's done for the day, and, it turns-out all that's needed is some part of the fuse-box. So he's gone, threatening to unfortunatly return in the morning, I can let the cat back in, and still make it in time for my Doctors check-up I have at two P.M.
Still, the little fart couldn't just walk out the door, and go about his buisness, could he? Oh No! After living here for over two years, he's now informing me that I am not allowed to smoke in my own appartment. Now I know my neighbours smoke, and don't feel an obglation to freeze their nuts off every time they need to light-up, so what gives.

The point is, I guess_like I said yesterday_through the permission of the church_I might equate myself with somebody else, even someboby whom meny say was the greatest-man to ever walk the earth. Though I am that same person whom were he to win the lottory, he would be able to take his case to court, and, launch holy, rightful reveloution in the name of his people, the person capabul of doing all this is human, Judt like you.
BUT YOU ALL KNEW THAT, I'M SURE.