Rediculous Nonsense

It's nice to think we can do anything we want to_whenever we want to; isn't it.
So it goes to say if one really wants to, they can `er...give-uo cigrattes, booze, drugs, or, even to lose weight_by giving-up an overly-stimulatting diet/Right? Well for me, the three formentioned topics might be easy to abandon. Bit as for the weight-thing, much as I would like to, there is no way I can possibly get that under control, because, I do after all_have an image to project.

As we already know: I am the symbolic figure-head of Christianity, and as the Muslim's see it "the long awaited Prophet Jesus Christ" or, one of the most closely-guarded secrets of these two alledgly great religions. However, when He was here the first time_traveling the globe, Christ was also making Himself known to other religions; which after His departure_wanted to claim He would one day return to make them too a part of the collective. And so there you have it. It's an image thing. In order for history to ravel this out at some far distant date_after our time has passed and another world rises from its ashes, what was or is now, must look like what was then, is now...
It's about "unity between the faiths" which is my gratest cause, come hell what may, because, my friends, at the end of the day: we reslly are all in this together, and, none of my people will be left-behind, no matter what color their skin, who they sleep with, or, even what religion we praice. We are one family under, Christ, and by-fuck, you're just gonna have deal with it.

To do this of course, to make myself appear more, Buddha-like, as yes...there is clear historical-evidence Christ traveled to Tibet, and, is recorded in The-Hindu scriptures, or in-other-words to support a more accurate-image of a Buddha, and since there is no record of what Christ looked like anyways, what choice do I have but to pack-on the pounds? This way I can hope people make the resembelance between the two religious-icons, that once I have united these three religions under the same umbrella, my work should be done/Right...And I just love eating so much anyway/LOL

Obviously that was a post of mostly pure bullshit. Of course I could lose weight, and don't judge me, because, you see, if I wanted you to believe perfactly rediculous nonsense, I could do that too. But whatever you think, that's up to you.
amen